#1
Title.

There may have been a more appropriate way to ask this. Just haven't seen him around.

Edit: After reading the responses, let's just make this a "List of possible scenarios that could have resulted in the disappearance of devourke" thread.
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#3
Leprosy
R.I.P. M.C.A.
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#5
He fell into the chasm beneath the bridge of Khazad-Dùm, where the world is gnawed by nameless things.
#6
Institutionalism.


He started going to school.
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#8
He ate too much brocoli, got sick and had to go cure himself abroad, then he fell and broke his legs, then there came a pyro and burned his eyebrows and skin until it was dark brown, resulting in his death. They had to broom him off the floor.

at least I tried
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#9
He became too bro and turned into a polo shirt.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
I think this is evidence of his dissapearance

Dear bastards,

As you may have noticed I haven't talked to you in a few days. This isn't because I don't love you anymore, I just think we should see different people. I'm writing you this message on my new boyfriends computer, and I'd like you to know I've moved on. Please stop trying to contact me.

From Lisa1990

(Hahahahahahahahahahaha she's mine now biotch)


He ran away with an adbot
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





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#13
Devourke was devoured by a devout.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Igor Stravinsky


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#15
An asian woman bit his dick off in a hotel.
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#16
Judging by metallicska's sig I'm guessing they married in secret and ran off to the more desolate and remote parts of Canada, like toronto or ontario.
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#19
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Judging by metallicska's sig I'm guessing they married in secret and ran off to the more desolate and remote parts of Canada, like toronto or ontario.

Why would you run off from a place you'd only want to be if you ran off to there in the first place?
#20
One of the vaginas put mods in his sandcastle.
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#22
The addbots ended him because of his excelent detective work in his thread. Also, Irish Punk helped.


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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
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bitch got banned

He asked to get banned.

But seriously, he died.
RIP
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#25
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Now, this is the story
all about how
My life got nod-.GIF'd
upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just lurk right there

I'll tell you how my vagina spewed sand everywhere



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#26
He requested to be banned.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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Second you dance.
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