Poll: Me + Wife + LOTR Marathon + Samuel Adams
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View poll results: Me + Wife + LOTR Marathon + Samuel Adams
Awesome that my wife watches LOTR
50 70%
Gay
7 10%
You dont give a flying f*ck
11 15%
What's LOTR?
3 4%
Voters: 71.
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#2
Straight.


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#3
Perfect night.
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#5
Nice, but only if she's hot.
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#6
Just remember Gandalf is gay.
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#11
TS is a knob.
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#12
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Whats a wife


About $725 per month in alimony.
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#13
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#15
Quote by whoomit
Play the LOTR drinking game with her. Then have sex.


Whats LOTR Drinking game....and whats sex?
#17
Sounds awessome. I'm watching Dead Poetssociety again in a bit while having beer...alone,.


So TS is a knwob.
#18
Sam Adams is acceptable flavor-wise, but setting up a stash of extremely hoppy specialty beers and drinking 'em out of a chalice is the way to go imho

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#20
i hate the part where gollum throws the bread off the cliff and when frodo tells sam to go home
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#21
"Even the ****ing trees walked in those movies"
TO ALL MY KILLERS AND MY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLERS...
...TO EMO KIDS THAT GOT TOO MANY FEELINGS
#22
Do yourself a favor and replace beer with weed, it would be a much more epic experience.
#23
Quote by Southerndrawl
Whats LOTR Drinking game....and whats sex?

Take a drink everytime you see the ring, everytime you see the Eye of Sauron, whenever Sam says "Mr. Frodo", whenever there's a gay moment between Sam and Frodo, whenever Gandalf says something wise, whenever Merry and Pippin do something stupid, whenever someone speaks in Elvish or Mordor (?), whenever there's a slowmo moment, whenever there's dwarf/elf humour, whenever Sam's mean to Shmeegle, whenever the words "my precious" are uttered, and whenever swords are drown.

You pee in her willy.
#24
Sounds boring tbh. The movies are so long you'll fall asleep, especially with a bunch of beers in you.
#26
Quote by whoomit
whenever someone speaks in Elvish or Mordor (?).


Black speech.
Noob.
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#27
Quote by whoomit
Take a drink everytime you see the ring, everytime you see the Eye of Sauron, whenever Sam says "Mr. Frodo", whenever there's a gay moment between Sam and Frodo, whenever Gandalf says something wise, whenever Merry and Pippin do something stupid, whenever someone speaks in Elvish or Mordor (?), whenever there's a slowmo moment, whenever there's dwarf/elf humour, whenever Sam's mean to Shmeegle, whenever the words "my precious" are uttered, and whenever swords are drown.

You pee in her willy.


In other words, drink.
#28
Quote by Trowzaa
Black speech.
Noob.

I'm usually too drunk by that point to take notice
#31
you're a lucky man. but will she sit through the commentary?
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#32
...what kind of beer?


EDIT: Just saw the poll where it says Sam Adams.


meh.


Decent enough I suppose.
#33
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About $725 per month in alimony.

That's an ex.
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#34
Quote by whoomit
I'm usually too drunk by that point to take notice


lol light weight.
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#35
Quote by IronMaiden76
i hate the part where gollum throws the bread off the cliff and when frodo tells sam to go home


ME TOO. It made me cry when I was a kid.


But I've seen those movies WAY too many times. love'em. extended versions only, for me, though :P
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#36
that's pretty awesome
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#37
Quote by Trowzaa
lol light weight.

3 bottles of wine last night. That's not bad
#39
You have a wife. That's a Hell of a lot better than most of us.

Fuck her brains out during the battle of Helms Deep.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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#40
Yah, this is awesome.

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Just remember Gandalf is gay.

Good thing, otherwise all our women would run off with the gray wizard.

EDIT: Yeah, IceSk8tingsumthingorother, it MUST be the extended versions.
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Last edited by snipelfritz at Jan 28, 2012,
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