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#1
My girlfriend just gave me tickets to see Tool next week :3 totally not expecting that. Yes I wanted to brag, and I am disguising said bragging as a thread with a legit questions. What are some of the best gifts you have ever received?
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#3
The Ventures' Let's Go on vinyl from 1963.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#4
My ex got me a Chara jersey. That was pretty damn awesome
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Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



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#5
A blowjob and naked pictures.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Life, food, home, an education.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#8
guitars
"The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted."
#10
Quote by brownshirt1
Vagina, vagina is a good present.

Also a webber Q.


You recieved a vagina? Just a vagina, no body or anything? Dude, you're sick.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Quote by Trowzaa
You recieved a vagina? Just a vagina, no body or anything? Dude, you're sick.

He might have a thing for severed reproductive organs. Who are we to judge?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#12
I've never received anything truly exceptional to where it must be mentioned here, though I have gotten some pretty cool stuff.
Minecraft: Sonic
League of Legends: CinoSRelliK


Currently Playing/listening to/Reading:


Kerbal Space Program,
Binding of Isaac
Opeth - Orchid
S. by Doug Dorst
The Martian by Andy Weir
#13
Quote by Gorelord666
He might have a thing for severed reproductive organs. Who are we to judge?


Indeed, apologies, brownshirt.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
Quote by Trowzaa
Indeed, apologies, brownshirt.


Apology accepted. Now lemme get back to my severed vagina.
#17
Quote by brownshirt1


Also a webber Q.



they destroy
Gibson Les Paul "Appetite for Destruction"
Schecter Omen 6
#18
Though I know I'm running the risk of sounding like a teen movie from the early 90's, I'm going to be honest and say that the best gift I've been given is faith in my abilities and trust from the few people who went the extra mile to help me be the best I'm able to, even when I didn't believe I could half do it myself.

If you're talking physical gifts, though, it's going to be a strawberry blonde US Strat my ma got me for Xmas years back.

Hands down the best present ever.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#19
Quote by brownshirt1
Apology accepted. Now lemme get back to my severed vagina.

I always read you name as brownshit. Is that the idea?
West Ham United
#20
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hepatitis

Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#21
Last year my friend in the Navy called me from his ship and while we were talking I mentioned that I hadn't been listening to as much music since my earbuds broke.

Next week I got a package in the mail that I wasn't expecting. Inside were a pair of Sennheiser HD650s. They're like, $500 headphones.

The next morning I called the warehouse who shipped them and they told me it was my friend who boughthem for me.

I couldn't contain my smile.
#24
Quote by King Donkey
I always read you name as brownshit. Is that the idea?


No story behind it really, I couldn't think of a name and had a brown shirt on at the time.
#25
Quote by brownshirt1
No story behind it really, I couldn't think of a name and had a brown shirt on at the time.


I thought it has something to do with the Sturmabteilung.
#26
Quote by Soccerguy
For Christmas, I got Flintstones Vitamins as a joke. LOVE THOSE THINGS.

I thought I was the only one

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#27
My teacher gave me one of his guitars which was my first electric guitar.
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

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You must control your use of the force, young Trizek.
#28
My Taylor acoustic guitar was a gift from my grandparents when I started playing.

Tickets to the Paul McCartney tour in Cincinnati last summer. It was awesome
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#29
Hey OP, are you going to the feb. 6 show ??? Im going too!! Fvcking love Tool. Hell Yesss!@!!!!!
#30
my friend gave me a 350 dollar mandolin for my birthday two years ago, I was pretty blown away
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#31
Quote by MapOfYourHead
I thought it has something to do with the Sturmabteilung.


I just looked that up on Wikipedia.


Quote by jetfuel495
Last year my friend in the Navy called me from his ship and while we were talking I mentioned that I hadn't been listening to as much music since my earbuds broke.

Next week I got a package in the mail that I wasn't expecting. Inside were a pair of Sennheiser HD650s. They're like, $500 headphones.

The next morning I called the warehouse who shipped them and they told me it was my friend who boughthem for me.

I couldn't contain my smile.


Awww, how sweet. When are you two tying the knot?
#33
None.

Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#36
Guitar from my parents. That was pretty awesome.

And a blowjob.

Not from my parents.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#38
I like genetic traits I've inherited.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#39
My friend gave me her little brother's bass guitar earlier today! I'm so damn happy

learning tons of neato bass riffs.
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