Poll: ARE YOU DRUNK AS ****?
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View poll results: ARE YOU DRUNK AS ****?
YES
12 14%
NO
37 42%
TS YOU'RE DRUNK, GET OFF OF UG AND GET LAID.
39 44%
Voters: 88.
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#1
WHO ELSE IS DRUNK AND ON UG.

I'M DRUNK AS ****.

ALSO, THIS THREAD NEEDS A POINT.

ANYONE GOT SOME DRUNK STORIES?
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#3
I pissed myself when I got dropped off at my dorm the first night of my freshman year at State.


They didn't give me a bathroom key for my dorm I was drunk and assumed it was my fault.

Guilt is warm.
#4
Quote by UntilISleep
ur a faget


I'm drunk,a nd I can spell better than you. zgtfo.
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#6
Quote by JohnRegular
I don't drink. Partly because of threads like this.


sorry.
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#7
Quote by BeastModeEngage
I'm drunk,a nd I can spell better than you. zgtfo.


You're so drunk you can't tell when I intentionally misspell shit.
#8
i will never be able to drink alcohol due to alcohol related allergies.

and then i got home safe.
#9
I am also very drunk right now and not in a good mood. Story too long, but hopefully UG will calm me down.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#11
Why is everybody drinking on a Sunday night?


I mean I am too, but that's just because I have beer left over from my last adventure.
#13
Quote by Butt Rayge
Why is everybody drinking on a Sunday night?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoDbX1EkPQ
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#14
Quote by Butt Rayge
Why is everybody drinking on a Sunday night?


I mean I am too, but that's just because I have beer left over from my last adventure.


just got out from a party and i dont have work or school til tuesday
#17
Quote by hriday_hazarika


Please don't tell anyone! I'll do anything!

...anything.

Anything, you say?

Quote the raven.
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#19
This thread is going drastically off topic. please fix it.


Also, I got a new guitars. They're neat.
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#20
I hate the type of drunk that constantly tells you that they're drunk.
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#22
Quote by BeastModeEngage
This thread is going drastically off topic. please fix it.


Also, I got a new guitars. They're neat.

What did you expect?
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#23
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#25
Quote by WantsLesPaul
I bet ts is not even drunk cos hes just a loser lol
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You have the stupid nod gif as your friggin avatar. You can't talk.
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#27
I got all depressed drunk last night and went on a facebook rampage

Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#28
Quote by Carswell98
I got all depressed drunk last night and went on a facebook rampage



LOLOL. I sent ym ex-girlfriend an anonymous message on tumblr.

And she was all like"oh my god, I love whoever posted this on my tumblr!"

When I was thinking to myself, no you don't, you ****ing hate me, you'd be so mad if you knew it was me. That makes me sad.
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#29
Quote by BeastModeEngage
LOLOL. I sent ym ex-girlfriend an anonymous message on tumblr.

And she was all like"oh my god, I love whoever posted this on my tumblr!"

When I was thinking to myself, no you don't, you ****ing hate me, you'd be so mad if you knew it was me. That makes me sad.





I'm the blue one, I don't hug guys because that's gay.
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#31
Quote by King Donkey




I'm the blue one, I don't hug guys because that's gay.


WHY ZtHRE **** WOULD I BE HUGGING YOU. YOU SHOLD BE HUGGING ME
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#32
Quote by BeastModeEngage
WHY ZtHRE **** WOULD I BE HUGGING YOU. YOU SHOLD BE HUGGING ME



I need a hug now.
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#34
I was very drunk last night. Still am now, not looking forward to later on when this wears off
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#35
Quote by King Donkey




I'm the blue one, I don't hug guys because that's gay.


Your insecurities are showing.
#37
Finished off a bottle of gin about an hour ago, but there were only like four fingers left in the bottle so I'm not quite lit. I guess if I was I wouldn't be up at 5:30.

Crystal Palace is reaaaally bad no matter what you put it in.
Dickless.
#38
Drunk too, my roommate is superdrunk and emotional. Not fun to deal with.

Quote by Butt Rayge
Why is everybody drinking on a Sunday night?


I mean I am too, but that's just because I have beer left over from my last adventure.



You made me very nervous for a moment thinking I had to work in 4 hours, but then I remembered it was Saturday.
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#39
I once woke up in a strange house, no one else was there, I had a hangover and I couldn't remember a thing about the night before, but I did remember that I had a gig to play that night and that I needed to get back home and get my gear sorted out pronto.
I found the front door key on the mantlepiece, left the house making sure to lock the door behind me and posted the key back through the letter box and started to walk home.
Then I realised I hadn't a clue where I was, so I thought I'd just walk downhill until I came to Burnley town centre, so I did, and found myself in Blackburn, which is a completely different town about 20 miles away from Burnley, and I had no idea whatsoever how I got there.

I was flat broke, so I set off walking.
My head was aching, I was hungry, I'd have given anything for a big pot of coffee, it rained, I was bitten by a dog, tried thumbing a lift but no one would stop (bastards) and it took me 5 hours to get home.
When I finaly got home, I was completely knackered and I just about had enough time to get my shit together before I was picked up by the band and off we went to the gig.
At the gig, a mate of mine from Blackburn, who I was certain I hadn't seen for months, came up to me at the bar and said "What the fu*k happened to you this morning? I only nipped out to buy some milk so we could have a cuppa and when I got back I was locked out. I had to go and get the spare key from my mum's house a mile away and when I finaly got into my house, you'd gone. I was gonna give you a lift home after the cuppa too."



On another occasion, I once woke up on the steps of the club I'd been in the night before, at 9 in the morning, with a guy stood over me asking me if I was alright, and the first thing I said was "What the f*ck are you doin' in my bedroom?"
#40
ive had one beer.

yep. im drunk.

no, not really.
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