Poll: What would you do?
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A
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B
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Piss myself first, then lie down in fetal position
74 42%
Voters: 178.
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#1
I was thinking about this today and I frankly do not know what I personally would do if I was in this think-fast situation.

So, let's presume it's late at night in the middle of the city. You're walking home when suddenly, you come across a dark alley and notice a damsel in distress being violently threatened by a shady character who may or may not be armed.

What would you do? You have two options;

A) Confront the mugger and risk having a knife or pistol waved to your face;

or

B) Don't confront the mugger knowing damn well that the person being mugged may be robbed, raped, wounded and/or killed, and having to deal with great guilt for the rest of your life?

And let's just say it's only one mugger and that you are alone, with no friends as reinforcements.

Personally, I think my main plan of action would be to piss myself.
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#2
No idea. Maybe discretely call the police while following them. But if there's anything nearby I can use as a weapon, that's good too...

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#3
Move to a safer location and call the police. I'm not risking my safety for a stranger in a situation like that.
#4
I'd give the mugger a hand.
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#6
Assuming they hadn't seen me, probably pick up the nearest heavy object and whack them in the back of the head.
#7
Make a whole shit ton of noise? Isn't that regarded as the primary rape/attack prevention tool?

Just yell until you've woken up the entire block, you won't get shanked and the potential crisis will be avoided.
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#8
A and B while pissing myself in the fetal position.

Seriously though, call the police.
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#9
The majority of the Pit would do nothing because: 1, they do not believe in physical violence, and 2,"Fuck da police!"


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#10
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A and B while pissing myself in the fetal position.

Seriously though, call the police.

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#15
Mugger you say?



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#18
I almost feel like I should start a company that sells gimmick safety clothing if ever all my other plans go wrong;

- A belt buckle with a bullet inside;
- Gloves with palm pads that create electricity when rubbed together;
- A suit that can send out electromagnetic pulses through telepathy;
- Other neat shit that may never exist.
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#19
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So far my guess is Macabre_Turtle, for his pseudophilosophical post.
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#20
its gotta be A....i always carry some sort of weapon with me, plus i volunteer with the auxiliary police here in nyc for a couple of summers, good times
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#21
I'm 6'3" and 220 lbs, and look every bit of a redblooded american;armed and dangerous...Hell yes I'll step up.
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#23
Bystander effect. There's no way to know what you would do unless you were actually in that situation.
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#26
We'll first of all yet me tell you this, quickly scan the damsel top to bottom, if shes a looker i would drop kick the mugger and probably take a few hits in the process then take weopon if there is one, if not knock him out. And then you have the babe saying OMG you saved me, then a nice night of sex, there you have it.
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We'll first of all yet me tell you this, quickly scan the damsel top to bottom, if shes a looker i would drop kick the mugger and probably take a few hits in the process then take weopon if there is one, if not knock him out. And then you have the babe saying OMG you saved me, then a nice night of sex, there you have it.
This of course, is exactly what I wouldn't be thinking of at that moment.
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#28
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So far my guess is Macabre_Turtle, for his pseudophilosophical post.


I actually hadn't voted, and I was going to vote now to fix it, but the poll is to far gone.
#29
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Ehhhh......that's a shame.

But I would probably at least attempt to do something. You never know, the mugger might just take off if he/she sees someone chasing them.
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#32
I'm a big, heavy, strong guy, and given he's focused on his victim, it's fair to say he's not noticing me. I have faith in my ability to slam into him like a wrecking ball, which, assuming concrete ground to fall on with all that force, should result in at the very least a rib contusion or two, which would make keeping him pinned while the victim calls the cops easy enough.
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#34
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You pull out your gun and command him to drop his weapon

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Then he pulls out his gun and shoots you dead, because you never planned on actually having to use it.

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#35
I'm not a coward and I'm female and I'd do something to help.
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#36
I would call the cops from a safe distance, find some kind of weapon like a long branch, and hit the mugger in the head from behind like an asshole and then when he's on the floor I would hold him down and tell the victim to help me hold him down while we await the police to arrive.
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#37
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Then he pulls out his gun and shoots you dead, because you never planned on actually having to use it.

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He doesn't have a gun because he's White

#38
Depending on the area and how they looked, how far away it was happening, I'd probably just yell HEY, what the **** are you doing?

And see if that'd cause them to run.

If someone pulls something on me every part of my body says kill, it's not wise to pull a weapon you're not gonna use, the person you're using the weapon on honestly shouldn't even have a chance to get a good look at it.
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#39
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