Poll: So how do you die?
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View poll results: So how do you die?
A warrior's death. Spartan style. My only purpose is to cause your death.
59 58%
Honorable suicide. Samurai style. They'll never take me alive.
11 11%
**** it. I'm bookin' it. 9 out of 10 chances of getting killed as I slither off.
32 31%
Voters: 102.
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#1
So this other thread got me thinking. Let's say you're going to die in some battle or whatever. How to you choose to die? Not the exact way, but the means of who chooses your fate. Do you fight to the last breath, kicking and screaming no matter what, until they drive a spear in your head? Do you execute yourself, never giving the enemy the chance to take you alive, humiliating them by giving them no choice but to realize they truly never did kill you. Or do you run away, dash off as fast as you can, hoping that you will survive and reap the benefits of simply being alive unlike other people around you, only to have a high chance of getting swiftly killed like a rat trying to escape?

EDIT:
Wow, I'm surprised by the people picking the third option. You realize that if you die, your name goes to shit because you were running away. And if you live, your name goes to shit because you were running away.

That's what the real meaning of the third option.
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#2
Like that Orc in The Two Towers. Takes three arrows to the chest but keeps chugging along and finally blows everything the fuck up.
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#3
BOOM! HEADSHOT!

like a Kennedy.

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#4
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Like that Orc in The Two Towers. Takes three arrows to the chest but keeps chugging along and finally blows everything the fuck up.


This. Only way.


Actually no, fuck that.

I wanna go out like this motherfucker.

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#5
I am immortal.
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#6
I want to be in a blimp full of squids that crashes into the world's tallest silo as the silo tips and spills over and the squids ooze all over the place and the cows slip in the ooze and fall all over the place like it's a skating rink full of clumsy retards.
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#7
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LET'S PUT THAT NAME TO THE TEST.


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#8
I'll be all up on my war horse with plate armour and helmet, with a big badass sword in my hand charging at the enemy


then some camping **** on a rock with a Barrett and a bipod will take me out.
#9
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Like that Orc in The Two Towers. Takes three arrows to the chest but keeps chugging along and finally blows everything the fuck up.


It was an Uruk!
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#10
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LET'S PUT THAT NAME TO THE TEST.


Bring it flambeau boy.
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#13
You're gonna have to get rid of me to get rid of me folks cause i aint leavin
#14
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I am immortal.


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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#15
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

And there is only 1.
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#18
If there are still a couple of stragglers I'll stay behind and fight to the last breath. But if everyone around me is dead I'd attempt a swift escape so I can comeback so I can execute vengance on the enemy. I'm a jedi in this battle, so if I die I'll just turn into a force ghost.
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#20
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Bring it flambeau boy.


choose your weapon.

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#21
I'd probably choose to die with the enemy right in front of me, honorable kill. Anyhting except backstabbing, it's faul and cowardish.

Celebrity kill: Sid Vicious or Jimi Hendrix, fucking rock'n'roll
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#22
Run at the start of the battle.
-> avoid this situation.
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#23
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choose your weapon.

I choose life.
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#25
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It was an Uruk!
It was a Berserker!

But a Berserker is a type of Uruk, which is a type of Orc, so everyone is right .
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#26
The war raged all around him around him, the push of pike turned to a bloody meat grinder. Men were falling, screaming. Only, many of them only 'fell' in a sense of 'they're dead', when really they were held upright in the press. Moving around as the melee moved, heads lolling.

He flung spells as best he could, tried to turn the tide, but it was difficult. Friends and foes were all about; it was virtually impossible to hit one without hitting the other. Clouds of arrows filled the sky as unscrupulous archery captains ordered their men to fire into the surging mass of men.

"Bastards," he said, shaking his head wearily. It was almost as exhausting for the wizard as it was for the men fighting.

The sound of hooves joined the maelstrom, an odd noise in context since neither side had brought any cavalry. Or at least none that ought to be able to get near to this part of the lines. He could have sworn that the next voice he heard, somehow clearer and yet more distant than the others, appeared directly between his ears without ever getting around to passing through them.

EASY BINKY, it said.

He shook his head, wondering whether the years of Wizarding were finally catching up with him. It was an appropriate time to go mad, he supposed, the middle of a battle. Nobody would blink twice at another madman here. In fact, most of them probably viewed him as a madman before. They usually reacted to Wizards that way.

The hooves stopped. Somehow he knew that they had stopped right next to him, even though he was equally sure that they were all in his head. Rather like he'd drunk too much of Hardel Flinnyfarm's Fungus Tea. Nope, not this time, he thought. He'd have noticed. It had a fearsome kick, and then some. Then, just when you were down it kicked you in the balls for added effect. Damn good, though.

YOU LOOK CONCERNED, the voice said.

He nodded. "You could say that." He knew. That voice, floating into his mind without ever moving the air. The privelage of a wizard.

IT'S GOING TO BE QUICK, YOU KNOW. AN ARROW IN OH, SIX SECONDS, GIVE OR TAKE.

Slowly, the Wizard turned to see the hooded figure, looking at an hourglass with one bony hand. The sands were rapidly draining, forming a perfect pile in the bottom of the glass. The last few grains were slipping through. The scythe gleamed.

IT IS TIME, Death said. LET'S GO FOR A CURRY.


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#28
This isn't the middle ages, no one's gonna stab me with a spear. They're gonna blow my brains out from a mile away
#29
Death by snu-snu.
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#31
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Like that Orc in The Two Towers. Takes three arrows to the chest but keeps chugging along and finally blows everything the fuck up.

i hated that guy
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#32
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Death by snu-snu.
If I could choose any one way to die it would be death by snu-snu, no doubt.
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#34
Third option, because i'm a coward.
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#35
I don't find suicide honorable unless you take the enemy with you.

EDIT: Like at the end of Dawn of the Dead where the security guard blows himself up with the zombies.
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#36
I have been telling people this is how I will die for years. (Background info, Jamie is this really sadistic guy that I know)

I'm going to take over the world and order all of the world's nuclear missiles to be launched. Now my friend Jamie wants mass destruction, but he doesn't want to destroy the world. He eventually finds me in my bunker in Nevada, and we end up fighting. We eventually (Not before being heavily injured, including at least 3 bullet wounds each) get to a cliff, where he throws me off, but he is going to realize that he is my friend, so he will offer to pull me back up. I pull him down with me.

Only way to go.
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#37
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I choose life.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . .
#38
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . .

+1

Choose a real life, like our primal ancestors lived. Forced to survive, facing death at every turn, born to be a warrior, born from pain, born from the ashes. Born to face death every day and never deny it, born to never die until dead. Choose to never live numb, choose to always see reality as it is, choose to fight. Choose not to be like everyone else and settle for the textbook life.
#39
Die a martyr. Braveheart style. "FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!!"
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#40
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . .



I read that in his voice
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