Poll: is she telling the truth? or do all women want guys with a big ****?
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View poll results: is she telling the truth? or do all women want guys with a big ****?
i'm sure she's telling you the truth, not all woman want a dude with a huge dick ;)
33 10%
sorry brah, every woman wants a guy hung like a f*ckin' horse :llama:
41 13%
it's not the size man its how you use it :cool:
82 25%
what i've learned in my years of researching the female species: women are liars :wtf:
46 14%
it goes both ways man; we lust after big tits and ass and they like cocks :shrug:
23 7%
*measures self* ..awwwww yeeaah :waldo:
57 17%
They say they do but I think a lot of them would be intimidated by a guy with a big dick :eek:
26 8%
this can't be life.. :sad:
20 6%
Voters: 328.
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#4
TS has a small penis lololollololollol
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#5
It can be the longest thing in the world but if it was thin then you're shit.
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#6
It's not how big it is, it's how you use it. But you can use it better when it's bigger so yeah, it counts.
#7
Just get a pair of salad tongs and stretch your dick out.
you're a stone fox
#8
Quote by goest
Length isn't insanely important, but girth...girth is important.


Can't touch the end of a tuna can but can certainly touch the edges!


#9
If she loves you then she wont care. If she's a ***** and you suck, then ya she might make fun of you.
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#10
Quote by element4433
Care to laugh at TS's tiny penis with me?




Yes

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#13
Quote by killjoy_bentley
she's telling the truth right? size itself is overrated right?

this can't be life



Your mom said size didn't matter....


and then I whipped out my dick and she was like, "but it's a plus..."
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#14
GIRTH.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#15
You probably use UG Black, TS.
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#16
Quote by element4433
Care to laugh at TS's tiny penis with me?





TS has a small weiner.
Reminds me of the movie heavyweights when they say "You have a skinny weiner!"
#20
i went to school with a kid who claimed to have a 12 inch flaccid penis.

we laughed at him and told him that would be gross and unnatural.
#22
I have a huge schlong, and I can use it. My lady loves me.
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#23
Quote by PaulyVengeance
You like animal porn?




Hell yeah, Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud ftw
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#24
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
They call me Horsedick.MPEG for a reason

Yeah, you're into sex with animals and all that nasty shit.
I bet you get off to that video of the guy getting ****ed by the horse.
#25
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
They call me Horsedick.MPEG for a reason


Because you're the equivalent of a Ken Doll and you made up said moniker to feel better about yourself?
#26
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Hell yeah, Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud ftw



Can't say that I've seen that one.

Now, Slutty Sandra and the Horny Horse...That's a movie for the ages.
#30
Oh my god I hate your polls

Your micropenis makes me feel better about myself though.
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#31
I got lucky, I got an average size (around 6 inches), but pretty wide. I usually have to go in real slow it hurts girls too much to stretch so fast. I also had to switch from normal condoms to magnums not for length, but normal condoms were too tight and would cut off blood flow and couldn't keep it up!

Yea now I'm just bragging. Sucks to be you TS.
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#32
Average penis reporting in

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Just date Asian girls, you'll be fine.


This point is valid regardless of penis size.
Last edited by Weaponized at Jan 30, 2012,
#33
Quote by goest
Length isn't insanely important, but girth...girth is important.


Quote by Trowzaa
It can be the longest thing in the world but if it was thin then you're shit.
GIRTH.



Well, no one wants a choad now.
#34
Quote by Most_Triumphant
I have a huge schlong, and I can use it. My lady loves me.

You and everyone else on the internet. I bet you're also 6-5 and weight 250 pounds of pure muscle.
#35
Quote by PaulyVengeance
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lol I wanted to show you this when you posted in my birthday thread, but I couldn't find it until now.

My friend did something special and similar for me:


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#37
Lol this whole thread
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#38
Garth matters.

Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#39
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