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#2


am I right?
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#4
Quote by RU Experienced?
It's too late broseph.


RIP steak.


+1

Only pan fry to sear, then bake. Bbq is always worth it.
#5
RIP Steak. You were a good meat.
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#9
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am I right?

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#10
You can tenderize your meat with my meat.

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#11
By pan fry do you mean literally deep fry or sear?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
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is that blake's avatar in the corner?


That it is.
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#13
If you're going to pan fry steak, you need it to be red hot - like 200'C hot, and literally (depending on thickness) put it in for a few minutes each side, keep turning it and press it against the pan. Once it's done which I'd say is about 7 - 8 minutes tops take it out of the heat and let it rest on a board for a good 10 minutes more so that it ''relaxes'' and won't be so tough.
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#14
Meat is an anagram of mate, my pun went undetected My humours too intelligent for you likes of The Pit.
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#16
Grilling over coals is best, but if you can't, sear in a HOT pan, then broil. Never press into the pan, you let all the blood and juices out that way and end up with dry/tough meat.
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#17
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Meat is an anagram of mate, my pun went undetected My humours too intelligent for you likes of The Pit.

If it makes you feel better, I read it as "mate" when I first read it.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#18
Quote by Trowzaa
Meat is an anagram of mate, my pun went undetected My humours too intelligent for you likes of The Pit.


Dude. I'm sure everybody picked up on it. It just isn't funny.
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#19
Quote by Trowzaa
Meat is an anagram of mate, my pun went undetected My humours too intelligent for you likes of The Pit.
If it makes you feel better, nobody notices/understands my clever jokes here on UG.
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#20
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If it makes you feel better, I read it as "mate" when I first read it.




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Dude. I'm sure everybody picked up on it. It just isn't funny.


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#22
Quote by Soccerguy
A guy I work with does that all the time. He loves it.


Sorry you gotta hear shit jokes all day.
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Hey look! An intelligent post!
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One time I saw a religious person eating so I don't do that anymore.
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#23
Quote by LZRocker
Sorry you gotta hear shit jokes all day.


Why you mad though?
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#24
Pan frying steak is easy as piss. Make pan really, really hot. Press it a little, don't mash it into the pan or you will lose a lot of the juices. Flip once after a few minutes. Once done put meat onto board/plate and drizz some olive oil/smudge a little butter over it so it doesn't dry out.
#25
Cut it into small pieces.
Heat up barbecue sauce in a pot.
Let the meat soak up the sauce.
Eat on bread.
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#26
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#27
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Sorry you gotta hear shit jokes all day.

You best be leaving!
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#28
Ma niggas

Quote by element4433
Cut it into small pieces.
Heat up barbecue sauce in a pot.
Let the meat soak up the sauce.
Eat on bread.


I sang this to the tune of Last Resort <.<
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#30
Quote by Trowzaa

I sang this to the tune of Last Resort <.<

dude i really don't need tea on my keyboard

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#31
Quote by moscaespañol
dude i really don't need tea on my keyboard



I saw "cut" at the start of a sentence and "pieces" at the end, I genuinely thought that was what he was going for before the last line didn't fit in
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#32
Quote by StonedColdCrazy
Pressing red meat?
Flip ONCE.

This man knows what's up. Also let it sit for a bit once you take it off the heat or else you'll lose all the moisture when you cut it open.
#35
for strait up steak? too late.

but it's not too late to braise it, put something liquid (preferrably acidic) in a dish and bake the meat in it, canned tomatoes will turn the cheapest, toughest steak into mush if given enough time

just look up swiss steak, might bring up horrible memories of school cafeteria food for some, but it's excellent when home made


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+1

Only pan fry to sear, then bake. Bbq is always worth it.


wrong, you can make steak in a pan as good as you can on any BBQ, you just need to know what you're doing.
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#36
Quote by L2112Lif
Cut that steak into pieces!

And get some B-B-Q Sauce!

Heat the sauce up! Soak meat in!

Don't give a F*CK if its messy while you're eatin'!

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#37
Pan frying steak...

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This man does not approve... Even though that's all he does... Any decent steak is grilled.
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#39
Tough luck man.

That was a terrible pun.........
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#40
Quote by L2112Lif
Cut that steak into pieces!

And get some B-B-Q Sauce!

Heat the sauce up! Soak meat in!

Don't give a F*CK if its messy while you're eatin'!


Brilliant, sir.
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