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#3
Just bit my finger.

Doubt it.
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#5
Nope, pretty sure carrots don't have bones.

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#7
What if it was someone else's finger?
Like yours...
O_O
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#8
Pretty sure the bones are tougher than carrots, man.

Still, this should be doable.
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#9
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#10
Quote by sebastian_96
What if it was someone else's finger?
Like yours...
O_O

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What you getting at, boy?
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That's four, you forgot yours

I didn't think mine counted. Four it is!
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#11
haven't ate any carrots since I was like 4 and ate so many I got ****ing allergic to them.

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#13
Bones are more dense than carrots.
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#15
Spongebob bros are representing!


Also, that doesn't seem right. Carrots don't have bones.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#16
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Spongebob bros are representing!


Also, that doesn't seem right. Carrots don't have bones.

But they have hairs!
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#17
Carrots might have bones

We don't have the technology to know these wondrous things!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



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#18
Quote by sebastian_96
Carrots might have bones

We don't have the technology to know these wondrous things!

Actually, this guy might be onto something.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#19
Somebody dissect a carrot while it's still in the ground. I've always wondered what that circular thing in the middle is, must be a bone.
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#20
Remember that thread about the guy with numb fingers and a cannibal girlfriend? Yeah, ask him.
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#21
Quote by King Donkey
Somebody dissect a carrot while it's still in the ground. I've always wondered what that circular thing in the middle is, must be a bone.

I've actually eaten around that. It's the core and has weird tendrils on it. kind of like a thorny plant stem.
#22
I just bit my finger again.

I'm really starting to question the legitimacy of this...
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#23
But biting off a carrot is difficult for me, so who is saying it isn't easier to bite off my own finger? I could be like Django Reinhardt, or Tony Iommi, or the drummer from Def Leppard.
#24
Quote by WCPhils
Actually, this guy might be onto something.


What if bones ARE carrots?
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#26
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I've actually eaten around that. It's the core and has weird tendrils on it. kind of like a thorny plant stem.

Hm I've always eaten it.
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I just bit my finger again.

I'm really starting to question the legitimacy of this...

I'm starting to question the legitimacy of your manhood.
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#29
Quote by King Donkey
Prove it.


Carrot slices sink in fresh water, the density of which is 1000 kg/m^3. However Carrot slices float in salt water (you can check this yourself).
We could find the density of such a solution, but I can't be arsed, so lets take a readily available figure, that of seawater, which is probably in the same ballpark. Seawater's density, at the surface, is 1027 kg/m^3. So we know that the density of a carrot is between 1000 kg/m^3 and 1030 kg/m^3, maybe allowing a little more to account for the presence of carrot skin and so forth.
The density of bone is about 1900 kg/m^3, maybe a bit less: (Cameron, John R.; James G. Skofronick & Roderick M. Grant. Physics of the Body. Second Edition. Madison, WI: Medical Physics Publishing, 1999: 96)
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-George Washington
Last edited by Ur all $h1t at Jan 30, 2012,
#30
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Carrot slices sink in fresh water, the density of which is 1000 kg/m^3. However Carrot slices float in salt water (you can check this yourself).
We could find the density of such a solution, but I can't be arsed, so lets take a readily available figure, that of, which is probably in the same ballpark. Seawater's density, at the surface, is 1027 kg/m^3. So we know that the density of a carrot is between 1000 kg/m^3 and 1030 kg/m^3, maybe allowing a little more to account for the presence of carrot skin and so forth.
The density of bone is about 1900 kg/m^3, maybe a bit less: (Cameron, John R.; James G. Skofronick & Roderick M. Grant. Physics of the Body. Second Edition. Madison, WI: Medical Physics Publishing, 1999: 96)


You think you're so smart, don't you? With your new fangled measurement terms, science words, and sources. Get outta here space man! We don't need your kind!

#31
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Carrot slices sink in fresh water, the density of which is 1000 kg/m^3. However Carrot slices float in salt water (you can check this yourself).
We could find the density of such a solution, but I can't be arsed, so lets take a readily available figure, that of, which is probably in the same ballpark. Seawater's density, at the surface, is 1027 kg/m^3. So we know that the density of a carrot is between 1000 kg/m^3 and 1030 kg/m^3, maybe allowing a little more to account for the presence of carrot skin and so forth.
The density of bone is about 1900 kg/m^3, maybe a bit less: (Cameron, John R.; James G. Skofronick & Roderick M. Grant. Physics of the Body. Second Edition. Madison, WI: Medical Physics Publishing, 1999: 96)

Jeez, I only meant bite your finger off. Much better way to prove a point.
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#32
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Carrot slices sink in fresh water, the density of which is 1000 kg/m^3. However Carrot slices float in salt water (you can check this yourself).
We could find the density of such a solution, but I can't be arsed, so lets take a readily available figure, that of seawater, which is probably in the same ballpark. Seawater's density, at the surface, is 1027 kg/m^3. So we know that the density of a carrot is between 1000 kg/m^3 and 1030 kg/m^3, maybe allowing a little more to account for the presence of carrot skin and so forth.
The density of bone is about 1900 kg/m^3, maybe a bit less: (Cameron, John R.; James G. Skofronick & Roderick M. Grant. Physics of the Body. Second Edition. Madison, WI: Medical Physics Publishing, 1999: 96)


I think you meant:


That's why.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#33
Pay real close attention, I've already done this nine times, so I've only got one more go at it.


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#34
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What if bones ARE carrots?

Dude....
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#35
Well, I can eat my toes pretty easily, but that's not the question
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#36
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I'm starting to question the legitimacy of your manhood.


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#37
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. I had to really chomp down and jiggle my jaw around, nothing like biting a carrot.
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#38
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Dude....



Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#39
Quote by entity0009
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. I had to really chomp down and jiggle my jaw around, nothing like biting a carrot.



Maybe you thought you were trying harder than you actually were?

Or wait...

Did you succeed?
#40
tried. my brain stopped me.
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
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