Poll: When you've finished pooping, to you sit or stand to wipe?
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View poll results: When you've finished pooping, to you sit or stand to wipe?
I sit.
127 52%
I stand.
99 41%
I never wipe, the way it should be.
17 7%
Voters: 244.
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#3
wow. just wow.
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#8
I don't see how it's unfeasible to wipe properly while standing, in my opinion it's easier and much more comfortable.
#10
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How can you wipe properly if you're standing?

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#12
I do some weird one-handed hand stand with my legs spread out.
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#14
I stand, it seems that sitting would be much easier though... My life is a lie!!!
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#15
I lift up slightly and bend over. It's very effective in getting all that access doo-doo out, especially when you have that one last bit that hangs but wont fall and you have to get it with toilet paper.
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#16
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I only stand if I feel like making a double thread.


Apologies, I'm stupid and couldn't figure out how the poll worked.
#19
This thread title made me lol. I was always curious about this actually. I stand, and honestly I don't see how you could do it sitting. But now it explains why the automatic flush thing in some toilets always go off only for me when I wipe my ass. It's so annoying having the toilet flush like 5 times while wiping my ass.
#20
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Why did my post get deleted?

You probably posted in the multi thread.
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#23
Quote by Trizek
I lift up slightly and bend over. It's very effective in getting all that access doo-doo out, especially when you have that one last bit that hangs but wont fall and you have to get it with toilet paper.

You seem like you don't know how to poop properly. Next time you're busting a grumpy get a little box or something and prop it up underneath your feet. The body is designed to poop while squatting so it makes it come out a lot easier and cleaner. And if you ever have one of those times where you think you need to poop for ages, and you go and walk to the toilet and you suddenly don't anymore; Just squat down for a few seconds and then your poop will be very eager to be pooped.

And hi WCPhils
#24
I thought this was about playing guitar sitting or standing scared for life


but I sit
#25
Quote by chev311e
This thread title made me lol. I was always curious about this actually. I stand, and honestly I don't see how you could do it sitting. But now it explains why the automatic flush thing in some toilets always go off only for me when I wipe my ass. It's so annoying having the toilet flush like 5 times while wiping my ass.


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#27
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You probably posted in the multi thread.

Ah gotcha. I was throw off since R U Experienced apparently had the same first post in both.


OT:
Why the hell do some of you stand. That seems ridiculously awkward, and would make it way harder.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#28
Quote by WCPhils
Why the hell do some of you stand. That seems ridiculously awkward, and would make it way harder.


It's definitely less awkward than sitting on your wrist and having to feel around for your manhole.
#29
Quote by WCPhils
Ah gotcha. I was throw off since R U Experienced apparently had the same first post in both.


OT:
Why the hell do some of you stand. That seems ridiculously awkward, and would make it way harder.

I've only posted in the one thread
#30
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I've only posted in the one thread

Now I'm even more confused

Ah **** it. I don't care anymore.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#31
How the **** do you wipe sitting? Where does your hand go? And if it requires pulling the shit towards my sack, no thanks you.
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i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#32
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How can you wipe properly if you're standing?

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When I wipe I'm kind of doing half of both. I lift up a little bit to have better access, but part of me is still on the toilet.
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#33
Quote by devourke
You seem like you don't know how to poop properly. Next time you're busting a grumpy get a little box or something and prop it up underneath your feet. The body is designed to poop while squatting so it makes it come out a lot easier and cleaner. And if you ever have one of those times where you think you need to poop for ages, and you go and walk to the toilet and you suddenly don't anymore; Just squat down for a few seconds and then your poop will be very eager to be pooped.

And hi WCPhils


It only happens when I have those really soft dueces. Sometimes I wait for it to drop because I don't feel like going through all that. But thank you for your suggestion.
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#34
Quote by Shirate
How the **** do you wipe sitting? Where does your hand go? And if it requires pulling the shit towards my sack, no thanks you.

Yup, I just smear shit all over my balls, that's what happens.
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#35
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Yup, I just smear shit all over my balls, that's what happens.

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#36
ITT: people discover their parents forgot to teach them right when potty training them.

But seriously, I thought it was just common to sit and lean to get access...
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#37
Quote by Shirate
How the **** do you wipe sitting? Where does your hand go? And if it requires pulling the shit towards my sack, no thanks you.


Shitting takes sacrifice.
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#38
depends where i am, if im at the missus's sit, if i'm at my house, stand, if i'm in japan... well those guys dont wipe, the toilets clean your ass before you've finished.
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#39
I've been having shoulder problems recently now. Maybe it's because of the awkwardness of wiping my ass while standing up. You really do have to contort your shoulder around to reach that area. This might mark as the changing point in my 'ass wiping' life.
#40
Quote by Shirate
How the **** do you wipe sitting? Where does your hand go? And if it requires pulling the shit towards my sack, no thanks you.

Poop-tip #3: Wiping in both directions is the only way to get fully clean. Don't disregard either way, they're both equally important.
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