Poll: would you do accept?
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View poll results: would you do accept?
get there, bust a nut, get paid, zoom out :devil:
111 48%
no deal; i reuse to participate in some weirdos perversions :bash:
31 13%
well...how hot is the girl exactly? :shrug:
32 14%
OP, you're trying way too hard :facepalm:
20 9%
only if its classy. if it had hand sanitizer,lube,towels and refreshments after i'm in :headbang:
12 5%
Its like a gay shootout, except it wouldn't be wise to hit the floor.. :puke:
8 3%
no, i'd be too paranoid of people finding out I was in some disgusting thing like that :wtf:
8 3%
:confused: *googles bukkake* ............... :eek:
10 4%
Voters: 232.
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#1
scenario:

You're approached by an ordinary looking married couple at a bar, they are hosting a bukkake and want you to be apart of it. You get a cool $300 for your time and you even get to wear a mask of your choosing while you jerk off on this chick. It'll be videotaped and put on the internet

would you accept?
#5
I think the mask is the seal of the deal for most. I mean, if no one could ever find out it was you, why the hell not.
#6
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#7
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I think the mask is the seal of the deal for most. I mean, if no one could ever find out it was you, why the hell not.


I would want people to know it's me.
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#9
As long as I am jizzing on the girl, I'm not going under 1000$.


Even though I'd do it for free. Ladies
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#10
yo u mean 300 dollars
i get to jerk off on a girl
noone will know its me

and it will be posted on the internet

whats the downside to this the only way i wouldnt do it was if the chick didnt want me too
#12
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I would want people to know it's me.


You obviously need to wear the mask in public
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#14
Did not see the option in the poll for "I already have done this".... On a more serious note...hard to say. (Pun intended)
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#15
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yo u mean 300 dollars
i get to jerk off on a girl
noone will know its me

and it will be posted on the internet

whats the downside to this the only way i wouldnt do it was if the chick didnt want me too


i guess the downside is you'll be in a dark room with 30 other naked dudes all stroking in unison
#16
I can't believe I've been using the Internet for over a decade and still had to look up "bukkake."

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#18
>bust a nut
>get paid 300 bucks
>remain anonymous

Isn't there supposed to be a downside to questions like this?
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#25
I think the question should be 'What would make you not be a part of a Bukkake for $300?'

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#27
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I think the question should be 'What would make you not be a part of a Bukkake for $300?'

Well, for 300 bucks... I think I forgot that part.


Yes.
#28
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Okie dokie then.

I just feel sorry for the guy who has to kiss her goodnight.
#29
I hope this guy never gets banned, he's my favorite.

Also wtf is a bukkake I like my pancakes with syrup.
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#30
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I think the question should be 'What would make you not be a part of a Bukkake for $300?'

Having to be the person being Bukkake-ed on would make me pretty unhappy to say the least.
#31
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I think the question should be 'What would make you not be a part of a Bukkake for $300?'

Even better, this situation, but the man who jizzes least is killed every 5 minutes. And you accumulate $1000 every round. You can pull out whenever you want.
#32
Quote by devourke
Having to be the person being Bukkake-ed on would make me pretty unhappy to say the least.

I can't imagine why a woman would want to, much less a man.
#33
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Even better, this situation, but the man who jizzes least is killed every 5 minutes. And you accumulate $1000 every round. You can pull out whenever you want.

Sounds like a Japanese game show.
#34
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I can't imagine why a woman would want to, much less a man.

It's supposed to be good for your hair and skin.

Apparently.
#35
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It's supposed to be good for your hair and skin.

Apparently.

Since it's mostly protein, you'd fare better by rubbing raw chicken all over your body.
#36
Can't do it. Not for the fact that its morally wrong and irreprehensible on my part, but I just can't see myself cumming on a girls face in front of a bunch of other dudes cumming on one chick.

That shit is just crazy as **** imo. No woody, no way.
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#38
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Sounds like a Japanese game show.

Exactly what I was going for.
#39
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Can't do it. Not for the fact that its morally wrong and irreprehensible on my part, but I just can't see myself cumming on a girls face in front of a bunch of other dudes cumming on one chick.

That shit is just crazy as **** imo. No woody, no way.

Wow. And look at your avatar.
#40
Quote by Buck's Student
Since it's mostly protein, you'd fare better by rubbing raw chicken all over your body.

That would be a far less interesting game.
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