#1
Today, me and my friends decided to see how many people we could fit in an elevator. we got 15 in. We were packed like sardines.

The elevator doors closed, then we ascended up 8 feet, and stopped.

We definitely exceeded the weight limit. It was 5 minutes before anyone heard us, and another ten before they could find a maintenance person to override the elevator.

It was hell.

The temperature exceeded 110 degree's within 4 minutes. We were packed so tightly, we coudlnt move. It was horrible.

But it was a nice bonding experience!

Anyone else have similar stories of shenanigans gone horribly wrong?

( preferably elevator related.)
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It was crazy how fast our attitudes changed. The first 2 minutes were hilarious, then once the air started getting thin, panic set in.

I had to close my eyes and find my happy place.
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once i played a game called 7 minutes in heaven i thought it was gonna be lots of fun but then when i got in there i was locked with a goat but i had a blindfold on and thought it was this hot girl and i kissed it right on the mouth
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#8
Worst elevator experience I've ever had



Terrible experience where dumb shit I did went wrong? Hmm. I put one of those fake ice cubes with the rubber flies in it in my fridge. They're meant to go into peoples drinks, but I put mine in the ice machine so it'd come out of the fridge. Yeah the entire machine broke.
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#10
I believe the same number of people did that in an elevator at my college, and the elevator fell three floors. A bunch of them got bruises/sprained ankles and wanted to sue but the college just lol'd at them for exceeding the weight limit.
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#11
We considered all jumping at once, and sending the elevator crashing down 8 feet and then trying to pry open the doors, but not enough of us supported the idea.

It's funny, the ideas people come up with when they think their life is threatened.

It was really scary, it started getting hard to breath, that elevator had no air flow.
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once i played a game called 7 minutes in heaven i thought it was gonna be lots of fun but then when i got in there i was locked with a goat but i had a blindfold on and thought it was this hot girl and i kissed it right on the mouth


Was the hot girl a practicing satanist? Where do you have easy access to goats, never mind one that can remain calm while being stuffed in a closet with a guy's tongue halfway down its throat?
#13
i got my arm sucked in between the two metal doors when i was three. pulled me right up to the door slot (?) in the wall. thankfully, i didn't break anything, as i was limber.
#14
I get anxious in elevators, I always try and use the stairs.
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i think it was a goat my friends said it was called a long horned ram but i thought they were trying to insult me by calling me a horny person
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#20
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mine was worse



Mine was, I was hypnotized into thinking fat/old/ugly girls can be hot
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did anyone get a boner?
Or worse, did people fart a lot out of panic and die a la Auschwitz?
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This was an awkward elevator scene



This thread is now about elevator scenes?
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^Ah good movie
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Oh man I would be so pissed at that guy...


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