Poll: You opinion on doggy kisses
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View poll results: You opinion on doggy kisses
ew gross, I hate it!
71 32%
eh, couldn't care less
62 28%
my dog loves me and I love him
78 35%
*this option is for furries who like doggy kisses*
11 5%
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#1
A lot of people I know freak out when dogs lick their hand, despite dog mouths being several times cleaner than a human's, and some actually feel nautious when a puppy licks their face.

So yeah, simple question. Do you get grossed out if a dog licks you?

I personally don't mind doggy kisses in the least.
#2
I lick my dog's penis.
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#3
I don't really care. THe face can be a little gross, but I never really mind if it's a puppy.
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I lick my dog's penis.

Idk why I found this so funny hahaaa
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#5
I'm not a fan of it. Can you show a source that says a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's? Even if our mouth has more bacteria I find it hard to believe the bacteria that a dog gobbles up after rimming itself is less harmful or disgusting.
#6
Never allow it near my face...hands is fine....

But I wash my hands with soap immediately afterwards and expect everyone else in my house to do the same.

The worst thing actually is the amount of hair they shed and it gets into my sweater...then I gotta spend hours taking it out one by one......annoying as hell.
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I'm not a fan of it. Can you show a source that says a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's? Even if our mouth has more bacteria I find it hard to believe the bacteria that a dog gobbles up after rimming itself is less harmful or disgusting.

Im pretty sure the whole dogs mouth being cleaner than a humans is a myth.
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Never allow it near my face...hands is fine....

The worst thing actually is the amount of hair they shed and it gets into my sweater...then I gotta spend hours taking it out one by one......annoying as hell.


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#11
Just because I see my dog eat its own shit consistently. It's the damnedest thing.
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#12
It depends whether they try and put their tongue in my mouth or not, that's pushing it for me.
#13
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I'm not a fan of it. Can you show a source that says a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's? Even if our mouth has more bacteria I find it hard to believe the bacteria that a dog gobbles up after rimming itself is less harmful or disgusting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2005_season)

Mythbusters say that dog's mouths have less bacteria growth, but the bacteria might be stronger (neither confirmed nor busted myth).


http://indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/dog-mouth-vs-human-mouth/

That site and several others I've found say that the type of bacteria that thrives in dogs' mouths is generally harmless to humans and vice-versa, so getting bacteria or diseases from a dog's mouth is pretty unlikely.
#14
I don't let my puggle lick me because I know he eats shit. When my yellow lab does, I don't mind, but it's not very often.
#15
They get slobber everywhere and their breath is disgusting, so yes I get grossed out when a dog licks me, thank god it hasnt happened yet.
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#21
The best is when you put any kind of thick goop on your ball sack (perferebly peanut butter, Nutella, jam, you get the idea) and have your dog lick it off.
#22
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I lick my dog's penis.

OLOLOLOLOLOL Brilliant xD

Dogs' mouths are fairly clean, they devour bacteria, no chance of it contaminating me with AIDS or something + IT'S CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE
#23
I wouldn't like it as I know all dog's eventually start licking their junk.
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#24
I never liked it until I actually lived with a dog, and now I don't mind it. After cleaning up piss, shit, and puke, I can deal with some slobber.
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#25
I don't really care but I'd prefer dogs to not lick me. Especially my hands.
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#28
I hate it. Although I am allergic to dogs, so, y'know... Fair enough really.
#29
If they are all slobbery then I hate it, but if they aren't that bad then I don't mind tooo much. I don't really like huge dogs though. If they are big enough to push me down and lick my face then I'm quite scared of them. Licking the hand is fine though.
#30
I treat dogs licking me the same way I would treat a human sloshing their tongue across my face. I'll leave that open to interpretation.
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#32
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I treat dogs licking me the same way I would treat a human sloshing their tongue across my face. I'll leave that open to interpretation.

You laugh and then tickle their balls?
#35
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My dog, yes

Anyone else's, no.. get the fuck away from my face

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#36
As long as it doesn't lick my mouth, I don't care.
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#37
Oh, geez. Imagine if one day I would have to go outside and touch something dirty.

Seriously. I've worked as a cleaner and I've worked at a butcher shop. I've come closer to vomit and other kinds of shit than you'd ever want to. A dog licking me in the face? Whatever, I like dogs and all of you who don't either like cats or are heartless bastards.
#38
They have awful breath, it makes my hand feel awful and they lick their own ass, so no, i won't let a dog lick me.
#39
I love it when dogs lick my face (in fact, my current dog, a Husky, apparently had that trained out of him before I got to own him and I kinda miss it. He's a great dog anyway), but hate it when they lick my feet. That feels totally gross to me.
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It's more of a giggle and stroke, actually.
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