Poll: Am I Already Dead
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You dead, sucka
11 24%
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12 27%
I wish you would die, have some more drugs and alcohol
22 49%
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#1
So i've had a Nightol sleeping pill, and four shots of amaretto.

Will I die before i wake like jimi. Or will i live to play another generic pentatonic lick, and post another pointless post.

Answers on a postcard. If i dont post tomorrow im dead.
#2
Please die.
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#4
enjoy your crippling hangover tomorrow, Jimi took a whole bottle of each before he died lol, you cant handle
#6
Maybe if you die you'll stop making 15 threads a day.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
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#8
I heard that Jimi Hendrix was actually murdered.

Also, FFS, I thought you were talking about broken power chords; going by the thread title.
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#9
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Maybe if you die you'll stop making 15 threads a day.


Considering ive logged in about 10 times in 2 years thats interesting
#10
Quote by treborillusion
I heard that Jimi Hendrix was actually murdered.

Also, FFS, I thought you were talking about broken power chords; going by the thread title.


broken power chords?

is that like masculine jeans which are broken by the modern pressures of married life?

I is confuzzed.
#11
Quote by Sir-Shredalot

Will I die before i wake like jimi. Or will i live to play another generic pentatonic lick, and post another pointless post.



This is a question, hence it ends with a question mark.
They look like this:
?
^See this squiggly dotted thing? That's it.


I won't have anyone dying before they can even write properly.
#12
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Considering ive logged in about 10 times in 2 years thats interesting

According to your profile you've done seven in the last week. That is interesting.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#14
I used to swallow ibuprofen and paracetamol with Jagermeister when I was too lazy to find water. I think you'll be fine.
#16
This is the sad truth about Jimi Hendrix's death, I remember when I found out about this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/5414507/Jimi-Hendrix-murdered-by-manager-claims-former-roadie.html
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#17
Quote by treborillusion
I heard that Jimi Hendrix was actually murdered.

Also, FFS, I thought you were talking about broken power chords; going by the thread title.


How do you "break" power chords...... It's two notes.....
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#18
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
broken power chords?

is that like masculine jeans which are broken by the modern pressures of married life?

I is confuzzed.



+ ****ing 1 right there.
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#19
I just do, I play broken power chords and 1 finger ones too, it's no big deal.
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#21
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I just do, I play broken power chords and 1 finger ones too, it's no big deal.


How?????
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#22
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#23
... What do you mean how? I just do.

I got the idea from Slash and Jimi Hendrix, about the broken power chords and the 1 finger ones. It's really not that big of a deal, it's laziness and short cuts on the guitar neck, or something; IDK, but I just do; I guess practise or whatever, IDK.
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Last edited by treborillusion at Feb 1, 2012,
#24
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I almost did this once.
#25
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I almost did this once.

Judging from the amount of drunk posts you make, there's no surprise.

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#26
Quote by treborillusion
... What do you mean how? I just do.

I got the idea from Slash and Jimi Hendrix, about the broken power chords and the 1 finger ones. It's really not that big of a deal, it's laziness and short cuts on the guitar neck, or something; IDK, but I just do; I guess practise or whatever, IDK.


No, tell me what you do.
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#27
Isn't amaretto only like 25% alcohol? 4 shots isnt likely to do much, maybe a decent buzz if you do them quick. Add one whole sleeping pill (oooh, what a badass) and you know what you get??

To sleep.
#28
Quote by LZRocker
No, tell me what you do.

I can't because that would need me knowing how to explain it.

(I'll try.)



You take a regular power chord that you play with your index finger, the middle finger and the ring finger (not the little finger!) you play A power chord for example 5/7/7
well, for a broken power chord, I just play 7/7 with my middle finger and my ring finger, and that's my broken A power chord.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Feb 1, 2012,
#29
Maybe when you wakeup tomorrow feeling like you were assrammed last night (hint: Im assramming you tonight) you'll think to your self
"Good Golly, I should stop making shit threads!"

And then spending the rest of the day trying to find men to assram you
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#30
Quote by treborillusion
I can't because that would mean knowing how to explain it.

(I'll try.)



You take a regular power chord that you play with your index finger, the middle finger and the ring finger (not the little finger!) you play A power chord for example 5/7/7
well, for a broken power chord, I just play 7/7 with my middle finger and ring finger, and that's that's my broken A power chord.

So is that what you used in your "I'M NOT WANKING!!!" song?

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#31
Quote by treborillusion
I can't because that would mean knowing how to explain it.

(I'll try.)



You take a regular power chord that you play with your index finger, the middle finger and the ring finger (not the little finger!) you play A power chord for example 5/7/7
well, for a broken power chord, I just play 7/7 with my middle finger and ring finger, and that's that's my broken A power chord.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


I see.


But you don't use your pinky?
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#32
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#33
No point in using my pinky, and... broken power chords and 1 finger power chords and regular power chords, I like to mix and match.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#34
Quote by treborillusion
No point in using my pinky, and... broken power chords and 1 finger power chords and regular power chords, I like to mix and match.


You switch left and right too?
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#35
Quote by treborillusion
... What do you mean how? I just do.

I got the idea from Slash and Jimi Hendrix, about the broken power chords and the 1 finger ones. It's really not that big of a deal, it's laziness and short cuts on the guitar neck, or something; IDK, but I just do; I guess practise or whatever, IDK.

1 finger power chord?


So it took Slash and Jimi Hendrix to inspire you to play a note?


#36
you mean do I south paw too? - no, I don't.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#37
I meant fapping dumbass....
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#38
Why the hell would you talk about fapping r-tard?
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#39
Quote by treborillusion
Why the hell would you talk about fapping r-tard?


It's just as retarded as talking about mixing up your fucked up power chords.
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#40
Go practice or something, god, you probably suck then, if that's your attitude to guitar playing. Jeez, think outside your box sometimes, maybe you'd learn something, I can't save you, I'd be lucky to save my own ass, sh*t.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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