#1
A potato. Think about it. Roses, right now, are cheap. In two weeks, they will be retardedly expensive. Potatoes are always cheap, always delicious - in a word, potatoes are consistent. Consistent like my love, which is crappy.

Roses wither and die over time. Potatoes grow extra weird **** on them. What kind of statement would you rather make to your love? "My love for you is superficial, like the beauty in this flower you will wither and die, and I'll go get a new flower." or "Yea, you might be getting kinda ugly, but my love for you continues to grow."

Plus, potatoes can be used as a battery.

Give your love a love spud this year.
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#2
How about salt? It won't go bad.
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#3
I get what your saying.
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#4
Get her a 10kg bag of potatoes. If she accepts the gift then she's pretty much saying "Yes you can have sex with as many other women as you want"
#6
I'm so throwing a potato at my wife.


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#8
Girls dont see flowers as a represent of love, anyone can buy flowers, they just think they are pretty
Potatoes arent pretty, but theyre tasty, and if my GF makes me some home cooked french fries....i think youre on to something
#9
It also gives them a gentle reminder to stay in the kitchen.
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#11
I don't know if it's cos it's 4:15am here or what, but that makes sense.
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#12
forget that, show her your love by tying a potato to your willy and "dictating" your love to her


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#13
I'll do this, gimme some thoughts:
>Walk up to her, give her the potato
>She asks me "What the ****?"
>I say "I love you, happy Valentine's day. Now go make me some hash browns, you *****."

Yes, no, maybe?
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#14
I think that may only work on intellectual women.

Otherwise, get your special girl a carbon-based portable trinket that you may be charged a fortune for. Because money can't buy love.
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That won't exactly work in my case... I'm in love with a potato.

She'll probably take offense.
Or you can suggest that you three get it on.
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#17
^Do you know the straw and potato trick? Where if you get any normal drinking straw which can be flimsy as you want, and just stab a potato with it as hard as you can and it won't bend at all. It'll be perfectly rigid for as long as you're still pushing it forward.

It'd just be like doing that with your dick except you'd have the much harder (olol) challenge of getting it through two whole potatoes
#18
Try these instead.


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#19
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Railing one potato is perfectly good and fine, but two? That's just weird, man.
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

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#20
I like your logic TS.


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#21
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#22
I love the handful of you who responded to the event.
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#23
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I'm so throwing a potato at my wife.


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#24
TS is genius.
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#26
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It also gives them a gentle reminder to stay in the kitchen.


I saw the title and thought you were going to ask what people from P.E.I. do on Valentines day
#27
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i like the way you think.

if only i had a girl to give a potato to...



STOP ALL THAT SELF PITY AND GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND GET SOME GIRLS BOY!!!!


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#30
Plus, roses are just roses, that's it. Potatoes can be baked, mashed, boiled, made into stew, french fries (chips for non first worlders), chips (crisps for non first worlders), tater tots, potato skins, and in a pinch can be used as projectile, so they are way more versatile.
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#31
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what about honey? it doesn't go bad and it tastes nicer.
Better, Steve Vai's honey, if she listens to music beyond top 40 hits.
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#32
Just bought three sacks of potatoes in preparation for Tuesday.
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#33
I don't have plans for Valentines Day, but I may end up doing something with a friend of mine, if she doesn't have plans. I don't think she does anyway. But if I did, I'd go with a bag of tomatoes instead. They still got the versatility of potatoes, but there's sort of an inside joke.
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#34
Well I make some pretty damn good mash potatoes so hell yea

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#36
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Try these instead.
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If she bitches about them, you have delicious bacon.

Those are amazing. There's no way my girl won't love to be woken up with a bunch of those on Tuesday.