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Two infamous Swedish murderers, the "Skara Cannibal" and the "Vampire Woman," hope to get married, according to Expressen, a Swedish newspaper.

The couple met at their high-security psychiatric ward in eastern Sweden, the paper said, and flirted over Internet chat rooms.

”We got together on November 13th. 'Do you want to be my girlfriend?' he asked on MSN. Then we decided to get engaged, which we did on December 9th,” Michelle Gustafsson, aka the "Vampire Woman," told Expressen.

Gustafsson was convicted in 2010 of the stabbing death of a father of four in Stockholm, the paper said. She wrote chilling lyrics on her blog about killing people and posted pictures of herself dressed as a vampire with bloody lips.

Isakin Jonsson, known as the ”Skara Cannibal,” was convicted in March 2011 of killing of his girlfriend, Helle Christensen, a mother of five, Expressen said. After stabbing her to death and cutting off body parts, he ate some of them.

“I love Michelle. I have never met anyone like her. I would like to lead a non-criminal life,” Jonsson told Expressen.

It is unclear if the couple will be released anytime soon. According to the prison hospital, some inmates have been there for 20 years.

Even so, the couple hopes to live together at some point.

“We want to get to live together, keep dogs and spend time on our hobbies, piercing and tattoos,” Gustafsson told Expressen.


I guess killers in Sweden need to have a gimmick just to make things weird because, well, it's Sweden.
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Seems reasonable to me. I wish them luck in their marriage and on their future killing sprees.
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Wait, are they already being let out? Or are they getting married in prison?
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I heard they got a pardon so they could eat out...
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Wait, are they already being let out? Or are they getting married in prison?


I think it's once they get out, but I don't really know.
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Seems reasonable to me. I wish them luck in their marriage and on their future killing sprees.


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Sweden's a bit like Japan, really, except .. Swedish
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It is pretty metal, now that you mention it.
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You thinking of Norway?
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Once their kids get to kindergarten, they'll literally play with their food.


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Seems reasonable to me. I wish them luck in their marriage and on their future killing sprees.


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I'd assume he answered "hungrily yours" in the letter that confirmed them as a couple?
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u jelly?
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I've actually never heard of these people before. Maybe it's everyday news for people who read aftonfabeln or excessen.
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I've actually never heard of these people before. Maybe it's everyday news for people who read aftonfabeln or excessen.


Might the cannibal the guy who was sentenced a few years ago? I think it had something to do with some sisters he or something?

I've never heard about this marriage though.
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Might the cannibal the guy who was sentenced a few years ago? I think it had something to do with some sisters he or something?

I've never heard about this marriage though.

I think I have a vague memory of some cannibal guy. I actually don't read many swedish news sites, except DN and I have a RSS feed from GP's Gothenburg section.
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I think I have a vague memory of some cannibal guy. I actually don't read many swedish news sites, except DN and I have a RSS feed from GP's Gothenburg section.


Better check flashback. I assume they would know it all.

I very very rarely read the news to be fair, AB is quite sadly my source of news and I actually laugh at every single article to be fair.
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