Blog your wacky/crack-pot/out of this world theorys or secnarios thread.

#1
LSD in water across the UK.

The British water supply has been spiked by the government to distract them from the goings on, citizens remain unaware as people across the world suspect something isn't right after people in the UK suddenly posted things like;
'Wow man.'
'That's such a'
'wow man.'
'Man, like Man, man.'
'Dude!'
On the internet, in one particularly disturbing case, somebody posted;
'HELP!'
&
'I AM AN ORANGE!'

Make up your own wacky crack pot blog just for the heck of blogging's sake and to excerise blog writing.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Feb 2, 2012,
#2
This this theory going around that TS is a knob.
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#3
Quote by AeroRocker
This this theory going around that TS is a knob.

That's crazy.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#4
Quote by AeroRocker
This this theory going around that TS is a knob.

I heard that one too, there's some pretty heavy evidence about it.
#5
Such as? Your face?
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#6
Ultimate-Guitar Forum Users Engage in World's Largest Orgy

This just in, Diane. Users of the forums from the popular website ultimate-guitar have gathered in the hippie-laden northern Californian town of Santa Cruz and are going at it in the world's largest orgy. Most seem to be male, most in their teens, and there are signs saying "UG FTW" everywhere. THIS. IS. SPARTA.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#7
I have a theory that food should only be fuel, and if you enjoy it, you're doing it wrong and should be hung for being so stupid.
Last edited by blake1221 at Feb 2, 2012,
#8
Quote by blake1221
I have a theory, that food should only be fuel, and if you enjoy it, you're doing it wrong and should be hung for being so stupid.

Aw, you stole my joke


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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#9
I believe that all the fapping guys on chatroulette are actually victims of a virus on porn sites and don't know they are on chatroulette.

I also believe that when you walk into a room and immediately forget what you were doing, it's because you walked in on some aliens doing something but the MIB got to them and neuralized you.
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#10
You can't say Chavez without saying Chav.

>_>
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#12
I thought we were gonna share our epic journeys on drugs

oh well, we can't buy weed legally world wide because then there'll be world peace and world peace transforms greedy world leaders into sad pandas.
Quote by Ulalume
I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#13
My crack-pot theory is that there is no god and there is zero point in life. There's no ridiculous little meanings behind anything, nor is there such a thing as a "big picture" (unless of course, we're talking literally about a very large photograph). There's no such thing as morals, either. Those were some sick ****ing joke. I think we should all just grab an arsenal of weapons and start killing each other, just for fun. Make the Earth a big free-for-all match arena, consuming nothing but whiskey, Acid and PCP.
#15
There are aliens on a planet 70 million light years away but they don't want to visit us because they're scared of dinosaurs.

Air is actually poisonous, but it takes about 80 years to kill us.
#16
Humans are primitive aliens who arrived on Earth from the asteroid that destroyed the original inhabitants (dinosaurs).

Come at me, bros.
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Last edited by zappp : Today at 4:20 PM. Reason: Suck on my balls, UG