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So my friend used to rent a house with a few friends. There was this one girl that lived with them causing trouble, bumming money, and refusing to pay rent. So one day he decided to get back at her by shitting on her pillow. She was furious about this, and thus moved out of the house. Success for the others in the household.

My friend is worried that she could sue him. So Pit, I ask you, is it possible to get in legal troubles for shitting on someone's pillow?
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This amuses me to no end.
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Goddamnit that makes me cringe so hard. Germophobia kicking in.

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and the housemates could countersue for her not paying rent in america rite?
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and the housemates could countersue for her not paying rent in america rite?

That depends. If she was on the lease, then yes. But it sounds like she's not, so she legally has no obligation to pay even a dime.

Anyways, I don't think this chick really has any grounds to sue.

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Better watch out. From all the court shows I see, people will sue over anything.


THIS. People sue over the most retarded things. I saw one where a school counselor was getting sued by his wife because he wanted to get medically castrated.
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THIS. People sue over the most retarded things. I saw one where a school counselor was getting sued by his wife because he wanted to get medically castrated.

Why did you have to say school counselor? It wasn't relevant to the story and you could have just said "guy" or "man" or "dude"...
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Why did you have to say school counselor? It wasn't relevant to the story and you could have just said "guy" or "man" or "dude"...


True. I should have been more specific about the situation. He was a pedophile, so he though cutting his balls off would help him keep his job. Stupid, right?
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True. I should have been more specific about the situation. He was a pedophile, so he though cutting his balls off would help him keep his job. Stupid, right?

People working in schools are always paedophiles these days
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Why did you have to say school counselor? It wasn't relevant to the story and you could have just said "guy" or "man" or "dude"...


And what was the wife's profession? Was she just a wife?

God. What a sexist cunt!
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And what was the wife's profession? Was she just a wife?

God. What a sexist cunt!


Was he countersuing for leaving the kitchen?
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Maybe if he farted into it.
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Blah blah, some regurgitated bullshit about how people sue over anything, and I'm an idiot and only believe stereotypes and apply them to every circumstance regardless of the details. I'm a giant fart who is allergic to intelligent discussion (about someone shitting on a pillow ).

No lawyer is going to take this case. It's not worth their time. What if she wins (damn unlikely)? Best case scenario, you get the cost of a pillow and a couple hundreds dollars in "emotional reparations" or something like that.

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"I'd like to sue that guy for shitting on my pillow?"

Yeah, I'd go with that...


You'd be surprised.
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#20
Prolly could, but doubt she would unless she's crazy. Don't think she would get much out of it, and it seems like it'd be embarrassing as hell to go in front of a judge with that..
#21
i wiped my ass with my drummer's pillow right before the band broke up.

**** legal action. it's not like she saved his shit in a bag for some CSI bullshit. and i doubt the judge would really give a **** what she has to say anyway, she wasn't paying rent.
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If he does get sued it was probably worth it 10/10

This.


did this event take place while all your mates were watching the prestige?
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
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Probably, if you live in America.


This. "Did someone shit on your pillow? Call the law offices at F.A. Got. We'll help you get the compensation you deserve for having your pillow shat on."
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This. "Did someone shit on your pillow? Call the law offices at F.A. Got. We'll help you get the compensation you deserve for having your pillow shat on."


call 1-800-SHIT
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#26
If she gets cholera or something because of the shit on her pillow (if she was a weird bitch and kept the same pillow) she could sue for those damages. There has to be loss for her to sue, and technically she could sue for the cost of the pillow, but this would likely be less than the cost of going to court.
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Idk about you nigga, but some people shit with a vengeance
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Idk about you nigga, but some people shit with a vengeance

Yeah, my brothers friend once shat in a guys safe where he kept important documents/valuables etc. The poo was in a plastic bag, but they were glad that the guy forgot the combination and didn't find it for a loonng time.
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