#1
Please! This has gone on for too long. I need help. I really need help.
This has been going on for a while now. It's like... How do I explain it?
Okay...
I work at a news station as a meteorologist. I was sent to Punxsutawney to do a piece one day and it's like... It's like I keep doing it over and over and over again. Every day I wake up to Sonny and Cher, every day I see this douchebag named Ned and every day I keep failing and getting pissed off. I've tried suicide but I wake up to fuckin' Sonny and Cher again. For shits sake, I've killed myself at least forty times.
Is this happening to anyone else, or is it just me? It can't be just me. That doesn't make any sense. I'm sick of February 2nd.
#7
The only solution is to screw Andie MacDowell.
Only play what you hear. If you don't hear anything, don't play anything.

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#9
Does nobody seriously get the reference?

Edit:


Quote by Guppy_Odyssey
The only solution is to screw Andie MacDowell.


Thank you. That shouldn't have taken so long.
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#12
Quote by necrosis1193
Does nobody seriously get the reference?


Apparently not except for you guys at the end

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hmmm. And yet Ive lived the same way every time.


Yeah that's what was always weird about that
#16
Quote by necrosis1193
Does nobody seriously get the reference?


Everybody who owns or has owned a t.v. gets the reference, nobody understands the thread.
#17

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#18
I got the reference immediately. I just didn't understand why a thread was made about the movie.

Unless you're actually Bill Murray trying to find out if anyone still knows you exist...


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#19
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Please! This has gone on for too long. I need help. I really need help.
This has been going on for a while now. It's like... How do I explain it?
Okay...
I work at a news station as a meteorologist. I was sent to Punxsutawney to do a piece one day and it's like...


stopped reading here
#20
God, this sounds like you're so stoned and really paranoid, stop taking drugs that's the first step.
#21
Quote by strat0blaster
I got the reference immediately. I just didn't understand why a thread was made about the movie.

Unless you're actually Bill Murray trying to find out if anyone still knows you exist...


He's still rocking
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#22
I got it
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#23
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#25
Please! This has gone on for too long. I need help. I really need help.
This has been going on for a while now. It's like... How do I explain it?
Okay...
I work at a news station as a meteorologist. I was sent to Punxsutawney to do a piece one day and it's like... It's like I keep doing it over and over and over again. Every day I wake up to Sonny and Cher, every day I see this douchebag named Ned and every day I keep failing and getting pissed off. I've tried suicide but I wake up to ****in' Sonny and Cher again. For shits sake, I've killed myself at least forty times.
Is this happening to anyone else, or is it just me? It can't be just me. That doesn't make any sense. I'm sick of February 2nd.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


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#27
Don't forget to save the kid falling off the tree!
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