#1
I propose a counter offensive against these wild rebels.
Enough is enough! We shall fap so hard, often and emphatically that it will sound like a world united by clapping. I want you to fap everywhere; schools, libraries, churches, in the streets and on the rooftops. So what say you men of the pit?





Also if any women want to weigh in on this retardation feel free.
#9
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

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#11
just go to the gif thread and click anything thats NSFW
Gets me every time
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#12


Wow, check out that carved maple top with a mahogany neck, with the rosewood frets.


mmmmmmmm
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#13
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG


Wow, check out that carved maple top with a mahogany neck, with the rosewood frets.


mmmmmmmm


You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

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#14
i dont like girl guitar models. they dont actually play guitar. id be more turned on by a girl playing guitar than posing with a guitar
#15
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
i dont like girl guitar models. they dont actually play guitar. id be more turned on by a girl playing guitar than posing with a guitar


I was too busy staring at the guitar.
2013 #5 Uger
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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#17
Quote by moscaespañol
ugly bitch, wouldn't bang


Not a pretty face. Triple bagger.


Don't want your dog to see it.
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#19
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Not a pretty face. Triple bagger.


Don't want your dog to see it.

dude what did you even just say

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#20
Quote by moscaespañol
dude what did you even just say


She doesn't have attractive facial features. It (the banging) would require three (3) brown paper bags.

One for her, you, and your dog.
WARNING:
The above is most likely sarcasm, so fuck yourself if you're offended.
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Hey look! An intelligent post!
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One time I saw a religious person eating so I don't do that anymore.
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Save water. Drink alcohol.
#21
Quote by LZRocker
She doesn't have attractive facial features. It (the banging) would require three (3) brown paper bags.

One for her, you, and your dog.

^ This...fits the definition of a "butterface"

ie, everything of the girl is hot, but her face
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Your G-string sounds funny?

Thats...

...wait for it...

...what she said

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people who post spontaneously unfunny, boring cliché comments are made about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit, on my threads.

good day, sir.
#22
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
just go to the gif thread and click anything thats NSFW
Gets me every time
You're welcome broski.
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You are now using UG Classic.


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#23
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That picture would much more attractive if the guitar were in eriza verde.



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#24
Quote by King Donkey
That picture would much more attractive if the guitar were in eriza verde.





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Hugging Thread; I'm here to help


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Surprise, surprise they wouldn’t wannna watch
Another uninnocent, elegant fall
Into the unmagnificent lives of adults


It's Tessa, not Tesse please.