#1
UG's favorite cockatoo.

I got you some Max Repel for when you're traveling, but don't want to have to battle some annoying level 4 pokemon.

#2
Happy birthday, king of self deprecation.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#3
I feel very honoured, The Madcap, but my birthday isn't for a month.

Or is this to trick the rest of UG and I just ruined it? >_>

Edit: If not, let's just make this my early birthday thread.
#4
Happy Birthday bro!

I got you a girlfriend.



Maybe you can be happier now.
___

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#5
omg happy bday to UG's cockatoo! hopefully he's not negative when he sees this thread
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#6
I love that cockatoo.

Happy birthday man!

daytripper75

Bullieve


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#8
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I feel very honoured, The Madcap, but my birthday isn't for a month.
I never said your birthday was today!
#10
baby cockatoos, **** yeah

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#12
Happy birthday
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#14
Happy Birthday!!!


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#17
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Happy birthday, king of self deprecation.


I didn't even realize he was that well-known for his behavior. I had noticed that about him a few times... It was a while ago though.

Come on slipknot, have some goddamn respect for yourself.
#18
Happy birthday whenever your birthday is dude

got you some self esteem and an adorable inspirational image


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#19
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I got you Corey Taylor


Wow he looks like such a douche in that photo.

I got you nothing because I feel deceived.
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#22
Happy prebirthday, you insomniac cockatoo.
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#23
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Any picture you take, Corey Taylor will look like a douche.

I don't doubt that, but the way he's crossing his middle fingers, thinking he's hot shit. I grimace just looking at that photo.
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#24
Have a good one, brah

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#25
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UG's favorite cockatoo.

I got you some Max Repel for when you're traveling, but don't want to have to battle some annoying level 4 pokemon.



Well he is our only cockatoo...


...kidding, happy birthday dude.
Chelsea FC



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#27
Happy birthday!
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#28
Happy birthday on behalf of somebody who saw this merely because he failed at falling asleep.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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#31


I got you Jeffrey and Ina Garten. Enjoy them whilst you can, he's old and she has terminal diabetes.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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