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#1
In this thread you have to rhyme everything said. From the ending of the post above, with what you truly care about, respect, and love. So put on your Dr Seuss hats, and take a swing with your rhyming bat.
#2
TS is a massive Twat ( Safety Smiley)
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#3
like...
Post1: Hat
Post 2: Cat; Pretentious
Post3: Unconscious; Pale
Post4: Whale...and so on kind of thing?

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#4
Quote by metallicafan616
like...
Post1: blah blah Hat.
Post 2: blah blah Cat. Blah blah Pretentious.
Post3: blah blah Unconscious. Blah blah Pale.
Post4: blah blah Whale...and so on kind of thing?


Yes you are correct metallicafan-six-sixteen
Last edited by jrcsgtpeppers at Feb 4, 2012,
#6
Kurt Cobain was born in Aberdeen.
Did you know that?
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#9
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
I did not know that interesting fact.
I do know buckethead was born in a chicken coop.


This thread sucks I'm going for a poop.
I think it may be diarrhoea.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#10
Whenever my bowels explode with that fever, it sends a tingling sensation to my ears.
Thus, I always take some CWE codeine to ease the pain.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#11
I just ruined this, I like bread.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Last edited by Ometh at Feb 4, 2012,
#12
You have ruined my thread, what a dread, i cant rest my head because its dead.
Between the buried and me, are awesome.
#13
This thread is dead.

EDIT: DAMNIT ninja..
ESP LTD m400
Peavey Vypyr 30 w/ Sanpera I
Dunlop Crybaby Wah pedal
ISP Decimator

"Dream big, and dare to fail. I dare you to do that." - James Hetfield, HoF Speech, 09
Last edited by MidniteHaze at Feb 4, 2012,
#15
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
You have ruined my thread, what a dread, i cant rest my head because its dead.
Between the buried and me, are awesome.

No, their music is lame and tiresome.
And I don't even like bread, I just wanted to kill this thread.
And I'm really glad I did, 'cause even for Pit standards this thread is shit.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#17
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
I failed at making a thread and had a sore cringe...
Just close it already

That didn't even rhyme.
Nigga, your rhymes aren't worth a dime.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#19
What a shit, waste of bandwidth thread,
Had a feeling of dread when I hovered over your link,
Now I'm all bled and dead,
Of course that's just a metaphor, I'm not really deceased,
your thread just sucks so much dick and that's saying the very least,
jrcsgtpeppers stop bringing shame to the cyber world,
the day when you make a good thread will never be unfurled
OP is a phaggot
Last edited by Portuguese_boy at Feb 4, 2012,
#20
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Oh please my rhynes shine very fine all the time
Their music is about as lame as you!

Uhh I have no more ideas
But atm I'm taking a poo!
Edit: ^
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Last edited by Ometh at Feb 4, 2012,
#21
Quote by Ometh
Uhh I have no more ideas
But atm I'm taking a poo!

If that is true,
then good for you.
Now I shall end my post, my rhyme, this thread
Because all i can think of is orange.
#22
Quote by Basti95
If that is true,
then good for you.
Now I shall end my post, my rhyme, this thread
Because all i can think of is orange.


but looking at my ferns I see a sporange. This thread will live on if someone can come up with a rhyme to Tnetenba

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#23
Trying to kill this thread with shit like tnettenba?
Your game is weak, Son, and I ain't lettin' ya
Ray's got this, nigga, that's what's up
Swaaaaaag bitch. Angst.
Quote by DukeDeRox
Obviously you got this.
#24
I sat in anger on the river's banks,
Slit my arms and smoked some crank,
Slit my throat and bled out fear,
I'm not okay, it's very clear. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
#25
So TS made this stupid assed thread
That was dead from the minute a monkey posted in it
Now the whole rhyming joke has gone to shit
And I imagine that OP is pretty fed up with it
Due to his shitty thread that be dead
Niggah we have a rap thread are you serious?
To be posting this you must be funny in the head.
I'm a poet and I know it,
Marmalade.
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
Last edited by Banjocal at Feb 4, 2012,
#26
Quote by JD2k9
I sat in anger on the river's banks,
Slit my arms and smoked some crank,
Slit my throat and bled out fear,
I'm not okay, it's very clear. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.


The state of your mind and your welfare's atrocious
But don't leave a mess when you don't even know us
If you really must bleed, at least clean yourself up some
I don't know what's got you down,
But don't think me cruel;
You have my sympathies for your hurt bum.


Quote by Banjocal
So TS made this stupid assed thread
That was dead from the minute a monkey posted in it
Now the whole rhyming joke has gone to shit
And I imagine that OP is pretty fed up with it
Due to his shitty thread that be dead
Niggah we have a rap thread are you serious?
To be posting this you must be funny in the head.
I'm a poet and I know it,
Marmalade.


Banjocal, why you gotta hate?
Granted, this ain't no match made
In heaven like you and Whoomit
But it's a bit soon to call shit, why not make an improvement
Instead of dooming TS to a thread full of bullshit?
Quote by DukeDeRox
Obviously you got this.
#27
My rhymes are so smooth they cut like a blade.
This thread is shit but I'm having fun with it.
This kind of procrastination is better than shameful masturbation.
But I have to make a Powerpoint, so no time to roll a joint
Or to even have a point.
Now I must roll in my '98 Nissan
Niggaz say imports are shit
But I live in a caravan
Eh I just lied
But I couldn't care even if I tried
I'm no redneck
I just lost my track
But seriously I have to go
I have a scholl test to study fo.
Tombadilho.

Edit: I guess I was too late.
I have to step up the the plate.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Last edited by Ometh at Feb 4, 2012,
#28
So I guess it is never too late
Start it off with a clean slate
I hope this thread will go according to plan
So that it wont look like it came from 4chan
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
Last edited by Guitar0player at Feb 4, 2012,
#29
No time to waste, the show must go on.
My mind is blank, I must go random,
Jacking off a monkey while wearing a strap-on
Drinking viagra from a milkless tit
Shooting shit blasts that fly to oblivion
Wearing a beer hat
While skinning a cat
Licking a dog's bum
While waiting for it to cum.

EDIT:
Quote by Guitar0player
So I guess it is never too late
Start it off with a clean slate
I hope this thread will go according to plan
So that it wont look like it came from 4chan

You ****ed up my rhyme
You now have to pay the price.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Last edited by Ometh at Feb 4, 2012,
#30
I dont pay the price, I just roll the dice
I am super smooth, cold as ice
Supercharged like a muscle car
Leave you in the dust, you'll just see my butt from far
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#31
Quote by Guitar0player
I dont pay the price, I just roll the dice
I am super smooth, cold as ice
Supercharged like a muscle car
Leave you in the dust, you'll just see my butt from far

I'll insert my **** and shoot my load in it
It'll fly so far it'll become a star!
I'll shoot a blank
In a gasoline tank
And blow up a skank
While riding a tank
I'll fly high into the sky
Only to crash into the ground
To pound my grandma in the ass
And make with my mouth
A childish farting sound
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#33
I'm sorry for double posting
But I can't edit my previous post
I hope I don't get warned
Or I'll eat shit from a toast
I'm bored as ****
I'd rather shit a duck
Than eating a pie
From my third eye
I'm trying to come up
Why a rhyme that's troublesome
But it seems, at this time
I'm being fueled by boredom
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#34
Quote by Ometh
I'll insert my **** and shoot my load in it
It'll fly so far it'll become a star!
I'll shoot a blank
In a gasoline tank
And blow up a skank
While riding a tank
I'll fly high into the sky
Only to crash into the ground
To pound my grandma in the ass
And make with my mouth
A childish farting sound


You do seem like you snorted a pound
It's amazing how you can make any sound
I'm not sure if you'd consider me a mount
If I came to you...you'd kick me out
But you blabering doesnt make sense
So you relax my friend, you seem tense
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#35
Quote by frankv
My thoughts are profound
And I'm a great guy all round
Wish more girls would see
So they'd start coming home with me
My friends are upset
As they hadn't dared bet
Their buddy, poon-worthy like a surgeon
Is still a lonely virgin

I didn't see this post comin'
So I have to apologize
For not answering you sooner
I just didn't realise
Maybe I should refresh more often
But I'm trying to concentrate
To make a school work
That's not even worth
Because I'll get an 8
**** this for being fun
I'd rather be done
Shot in my ass with a tomahawk
To get raped by a horsecock
Shit flying everywhere
******s running front to back
Whales sneezing in paradise
My mom believing in Jesus' suicide
Seeing a cherry pie smoking a blunt
While the sky rips me a chunk
Of my flesh and I die
While being sodomized
By a two ton gorila
Who posts like tortilla

Quote by Guitar0player
You do seem like you snorted a pound
It's amazing how you can make any sound
I'm not sure if you'd consider me a mount
If I came to you...you'd kick me out
But you blabering doesnt make sense
So you relax my friend, you seem tense

I'm calm as a rock, not tense at all
Maybe I seem a little crazy since I snorted all that rophynol
It's not my fault it looks like the buda is kissing my ass
While I fart rainbows while wearing spandex
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#36
I thought to myself "what would rhyme with spandex?"
Then came a torrent of words like complex, latex, convex and paychecks.
Mediocre ladybirds surround me
I eat them when their flight astounds me.
Sing me to sleep.
#37
Why do I have to be the one to keep bumping this thread
What If I need to crap or take a pee?
It's like drinking from a bottle of whisky
While being surrounded by marshmellows
That wears band t-shirts with artwork by Hipocrisy
And seem to compliment me by saying "You're a good fellow"
So I start to masturbate
With my mouth full of Gatorade
And thinking "Maybe I should use a tube of Colgate"
"As a lube to rub in my ass"
While my bum virginity gets taken
By a condor from Alkatraz
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#38
You guys are shit and you should all feel bad,
throwing around your basic rhymes with no real meaning,
I'm here intervening on your demeaning take on poetry,
Just stop with this embarrassing childish prattle, isn't this supposed to be a rap battle?
It's time for you cunts to just stop,
My lyrical power is the equivalent of a bomb drop,
Grow up and learn new words,
Before I take a belt and wrap you all in girds,
When you all finally drop some balls and stop suckling from your mum's tit,
Maybe then some rhymes you'll be able to spit,
Speaking of your mum's chest,
I hope you know that last night those two and I had a fest,
unfortunately she was a 3/10 at best
and that's being nice, 1/10 was the rating of the other guest,
haha, see what I did there? I implied your mother is a whore,
Still, pussy is pussy, what more can I ask for?
#39
Well look what the cat dragged through the door
The neighborhood cynic, no less and no more
You think you are the best around
But you are the mutt and I am the hound
So run away little one, run for your life
I am coming for you, with a gun and a knife.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
Last edited by Guitar0player at Feb 4, 2012,
#40
To the one that criticized
The fact that I rhyme with nonsense
And not with witty facts about life
Your arguments couldn't be more boresome.
I rhyme with what I like
And if you don't agree you can go fly a kite.
Get the reference? I know you do.
Yet I'll still go around rolling in dog poo
And ****ing a Yeti while scratching my eye
While hearing Dubstep about suicide
And with this bulshit I leave you all
The rophynol high is not that strong anymore
I think I'll have to snort randomness again
Maybe a mix of my own pubes and liquid tan.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Last edited by Ometh at Feb 4, 2012,
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