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#1
Not ear stretching or fret/string stetching like so many of the other stretching threads, but; stretching stretching.

I stretch, pretty much everyday, and also before & after a work out so I don't pull anything.

I like stretching, I even liked the FB group 'stretching'

I stretch my:
Chest
Back of Shoulders
Triceps
Upper Back
Quads
Inner Thighs
Calf
Hamstrings

Those are my most basic of stretches

I also:

Cat Stretch
Stretch my Lower Back
and Lower Back Rotation
and acouple of others.


Do you stretch?
#3
Sometimes?

This is a weird thread idea.
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#6
I stretch when I yawn and when I get up
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#8
I don't know how to properly stretch yet, so no.
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#9
No, I'm not a woman...
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#11
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Do you stretch?


I read that line and thought damn.. that would make a pretty decent pick up line
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#12
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No, I'm not a woman...

This
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#14
Not the straight ones.
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#16
Lack of straight men stretching.
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#17
Sorry Kensai, but there's one straight man that proves you wrong.

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#18
Nope, try again; Straight men stretch just like everybody else...

But whatever, you could not stretch all in the name of your sexuality if you really think you're gay if you stretch, what do I care, the less other guys stretch, the better my body looks in comparison.
#19
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Stretch Armstrong really doesn't look very straight to me...
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#20
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Stretch Armstrong really doesn't look very straight to me...

You bite your tongue!
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#21
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You bite your tongue!

Only for fear of Mr. Armstrong over yonder trying to play tonsil tennis with me
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#22
Stretching isn't a good exercise and it doesn't necessarily prevent injury.

Therefore I don't do it.
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#23
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Sorry Kensai, but there's one straight man that proves you wrong.

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#24
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That guy looks gayer than a handbag made out of rainbows.


Look bro, if you're gay that's fine. No need to be in denial about it. Keep on stretching and don't care about what anyone says about your sexuality

He forgot to mention his anus stretches in the OP
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#25
I stretch, I don't care if you think that's gay, you're hardily making a good point.
You're just making me think 'Wow, is it really that retarded outside London?' but. whatever, different norms and vaules.
#26
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I stretch, I don't care if you think that's gay, you're hardily making a good point.
You're just making me think 'Wow, is it really this gay in London?' but. whatever, different norms and vaules.

Fix'd
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#27
Gay. That edit's so gay.

If people in Sweden really think like that, then thank f**k I'm not from Sweden , or Ohio.

THAT IS SUCH A RETARDED VIEW TO HAVE.
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#28
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Gay. That edit's so gay.

If people in Sweden really think like that, then thank f**k I'm not from Sweden , or Ohio.

Ohio does suck, but at least I'm not gay.
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And cup his balls.


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#29
I'm not gay nor homophobic you moron.


Okay, I get it, you don't stretch and you're too stupid to think straight men stretch, fine, I get it.
#30
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I'm not gay nor homophobic you moron.

Says the guy who stretches
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#31
How does stretching make you gay?

Are you just trolling this, so you'd get more posts so people can see your sh*tty profile, is that what you're doing?
#32
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How does stretching make you gay?

Are you just trolling this, so you'd get more posts so people can see your sh*tty profile, is that what you're doing?


The lake was silent for some time. Finally it said:
"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
#33
I had one guy from Sweden be like "I don't stretch, I'm a guy" "I don't stretch, I'm straight" and one guy from Ohio agree... "Damn, the world's f**king retarded if that's what it's like in the middle of nowhere."
#34
Quote by treborillusion
I'm not gay nor homophobic you moron.


Okay, I get it, you don't stretch and you're too stupid to think straight men stretch, fine, I get it.

Are you really getting that bent out of shape over this?
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#35
No, I just think, wow, if they're for real, what a culture shock, I'm just glad I'm from London is all.

What do I care if they don't stretch?
#37
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I had one guy from Sweden be like "I don't stretch, I'm a guy" "I don't stretch, I'm straight" and one guy from Ohio agree... "Damn, the world's f**king retarded if that's what it's like in the middle of nowhere."


Why don't you go stretch yourself to a geography book
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#38
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How does stretching make you gay?

Are you just trolling this, so you'd get more posts so people can see your sh*tty profile, is that what you're doing?

>Treborillusion
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>Both from England
>You're gay
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#40
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Are you comming on to me or trying to see if I'm gay so you could be homophobic?

Seriously, you're a tard.

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