#1
I may or may not have been trying to piss her off though


-Lmfao, i passed out at like 12 last night.

-Wow, why so early?

-Hahaha, i was a little..messed up.

->.>

-Hahahahh.(:
not my fault.

-That you passed out or that you were high/drunk?

-that i fell asleep.

-How is that not your fault

-Because i was trying not to go to sleep! but it didnt work..

-You shoulda got a Dr. Pepper!

-welll, i didn't really feel like movingg.
and kwik trip was like, a whole block away.

-Oh no! A whole block!
A whole 5 minutes to go there, buy it, and walk home

-More than 5 minutes. At least 10.

-It'd take like 5 minutes
Because it takes 10 minutes for me to walk to kwik trip, and that's like 5 blocks away
Well 6

-Well, its like, right down the road from aprils. But i couldnt even walk straight. &there were cops everywhere. haha

-Way to go

-Aprils dad made us some hash browns. Yuuuum.

-I think I'm gonna make some pancakes soon

-Niiice.

-Hell yeah!

-My throat has honestly never burned so bad dude. Last night it was soooo bad. hah

-I'm sure drinking didn't help

-I honestly didn't even drink dude. Lmao'

-Suure

-Promise.

-Then I'm sure smoking didn't help

-i don't smoke! haha

-Then why couldn't you walk straight last night
It's one or the other

-drugs are bad.

-Nah
And you never answered my question

-Lmfao. water bong.

-So you were smoking

-Welllll duh.

-Then why'd you say you don't smoke?
You can't lie to me

-Obviously i already diiiid.

-But I knew you were, which defeats the purpose of lying

-Stfu. Haha

-I'm technically not talking

-Technically, you can still stfu.

-Not if I'm not talkign
You can't stop talking if you're not talking

-Whaaatever.


-You can't outsmart me

-I wanna go to the ski jump.

-Where's that?

-Westbyyyy.

-Ew

-Skiers there from poland, finland, switzerland, russia, norway, and all over the US. Don't think thats ew.

-I think it is Dirty foreigners

-Not the ones i met!

-They're canadian, they're not real people. They're just animated pine trees

-Noooo.

-Yep They're trees who live on maple syrup

-the skiers were talking to us about weed. Pretty sure they're okay.

-Right! I forgot about weed! They're trees who eat maple syrup while stoned

-Can i kill you?

-You can try
But that seems a little violent for making fun of people who are trees

-You're dumb.

-111 IQ, not dumb
My mind can grasp ideas yours couldn't possible comprehend

-http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?< hes not a tree.

-Looks like a tree to me

-noooot to me.

-Just because he doesn't look like a tree to you doesn't mean it isn't one. Like air, you can't see it, but you know it's there
Or subatomic particles. We know they're there

-just stop.

-Or, here's another idea... I keep typing

-how about not.

-What's stopping me?

-idk?

-Exactly
I can just type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type!

-cool story bro.

-I'll type until my fingers bleed!
Umadbro?

-no?

-Methinksumadbro

-i dont get mad. hahahahahaha

-Suure you don't

-dont.

-Keep thinking that

-i willlllllllllll.

-And I'll keep thinking Canadians are trees who eat maple syrup while stoned
White pine trees*

-k

-Because there are no black people in Canadia

-good.
maybe i should move there

-Maybe you should
You could be a tree who owns a mosoe

-k i will,

-Moose*

-no.

-Well that's what Canadians are, they're white pine trees who eat maple syrup while stoned and then ride their pet moose's around town

-coool.

-I know! I want to be Canadian now! I could be stoned 24/7 and own a pet moose!

-what a life.

-Sounds like a good one
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#9
I'm gonna post a chat up that's old but actually funny:


br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:


br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

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#14
I honestly dgaf.


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I'm gonna post a chat up that's old but actually funny:


br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:


br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

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What an idiot
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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#20
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Quote by Xiaoxi
I'm gonna post a chat up that's old but actually funny:


br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:


br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.


Dude, seriously?
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#23
-It'd take like 5 minutes
Because it takes 10 minutes for me to walk to kwik trip, and that's like 5 blocks away
Well 6

-Well, its like, right down the road from aprils. But i couldnt even walk straight. &there were cops everywhere. haha

-Way to go

-Aprils dad made us some hash browns. Yuuuum.

-I think I'm gonna make some pancakes soon

-Niiice.

-Hell yeah!

-My throat has honestly never burned so bad dude. Last night it was soooo bad. hah

-I'm sure drinking didn't help

-I honestly didn't even drink dude. Lmao'

-Suure

-Promise.

-Then I'm sure smoking didn't help

-i don't smoke! haha

-Then why couldn't you walk straight last night
It's one or the other

-drugs are bad.

-Nah
And you never answered my question

-Lmfao. water bong.

-So you were smoking

-Welllll duh.

-Then why'd you say you don't smoke?
You can't lie to me

-Obviously i already diiiid.

-But I knew you were, which defeats the purpose of lying

-Stfu. Haha

-I'm technically not talking

-Technically, you can still stfu.

-Not if I'm not talkign
You can't stop talking if you're not talking

-Whaaatever.


-You can't outsmart me

-I wanna go to the ski jump.

-Where's that?

-Westbyyyy.

-Ew

-Skiers there from poland, finland, switzerland, russia, norway, and all over the US. Don't think thats ew.

-I think it is Dirty foreigners

-Not the ones i met!

-They're canadian, they're not real people. They're just animated pine trees

-Noooo.

-Yep They're trees who live on maple syrup

-the skiers were talking to us about weed. Pretty sure they're okay.

-Right! I forgot about weed! They're trees who eat maple syrup while stoned

-Can i kill you?

-You can try
But that seems a little violent for making fun of people who are trees

-You're dumb.

-111 IQ, not dumb
My mind can grasp ideas yours couldn't possible comprehend

-http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?< hes not a tree.

-Looks like a tree to me

-noooot to me.

-Just because he doesn't look like a tree to you doesn't mean it isn't one. Like air, you can't see it, but you know it's there
Or subatomic particles. We know they're there

-just stop.

-Or, here's another idea... I keep typing

-how about not.

-What's stopping me?

-idk?

-Exactly
I can just type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type!

-cool story bro.

-I'll type until my fingers bleed!
Umadbro?

-no?

-Methinksumadbro

-i dont get mad. hahahahahaha

-Suure you don't

-dont.

-Keep thinking that

-i willlllllllllll.

-And I'll keep thinking Canadians are trees who eat maple syrup while stoned
White pine trees*

-k

-Because there are no black people in Canadia

-good.
maybe i should move there

-Maybe you should
You could be a tree who owns a mosoe

-k i will,

-Moose*

-no.



I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A GIANT COPY AND PASTE FROM THE OP!!

Time on earth is like butterscotch; you really want more, even though it will probably just make you ill.



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#25
Xiaoxi that was awesome
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#26
Quote by Firenze
I miss being 14.

Me too, man. Me too.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#27
Quote by Xiaoxi
I'm gonna post a chat up that's old but actually funny:

*Go mow some yards, bitch.*



that was so much better than the OP
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#28
I remember seeing the original posting of the conversation that Xiaoxi posted somewhere :')
Quote by Vauxite
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#29
Quote by Xiaoxi
Valve

That's pure gold
Quote by R. Shackleford.
Glad to see the sex king getting some action I think it might be time for me to pull him out again tonight and take him for a spin around the rift.
#30
Quote by Enigmatic564
I may or may not have been trying to piss her off though


-Lmfao, i passed out at like 12 last night.

-Wow, why so early?

-Hahaha, i was a little..messed up.

->.>

-Hahahahh.(:
not my fault.

-That you passed out or that you were high/drunk?

-that i fell asleep.

-How is that not your fault

-Because i was trying not to go to sleep! but it didnt work..

-You shoulda got a Dr. Pepper!

-welll, i didn't really feel like movingg.
and kwik trip was like, a whole block away.

-Oh no! A whole block!
A whole 5 minutes to go there, buy it, and walk home

-More than 5 minutes. At least 10.

-It'd take like 5 minutes
Because it takes 10 minutes for me to walk to kwik trip, and that's like 5 blocks away
Well 6

-Well, its like, right down the road from aprils. But i couldnt even walk straight. &there were cops everywhere. haha

-Way to go

-Aprils dad made us some hash browns. Yuuuum.

-I think I'm gonna make some pancakes soon

-Niiice.

-Hell yeah!

-My throat has honestly never burned so bad dude. Last night it was soooo bad. hah

-I'm sure drinking didn't help

-I honestly didn't even drink dude. Lmao'

-Suure

-Promise.

-Then I'm sure smoking didn't help

-i don't smoke! haha

-Then why couldn't you walk straight last night
It's one or the other

-drugs are bad.

-Nah
And you never answered my question

-Lmfao. water bong.

-So you were smoking

-Welllll duh.

-Then why'd you say you don't smoke?
You can't lie to me

-Obviously i already diiiid.

-But I knew you were, which defeats the purpose of lying

-Stfu. Haha

-I'm technically not talking

-Technically, you can still stfu.

-Not if I'm not talkign
You can't stop talking if you're not talking

-Whaaatever.


-You can't outsmart me

-I wanna go to the ski jump.

-Where's that?

-Westbyyyy.

-Ew

-Skiers there from poland, finland, switzerland, russia, norway, and all over the US. Don't think thats ew.

-I think it is Dirty foreigners

-Not the ones i met!

-They're canadian, they're not real people. They're just animated pine trees

-Noooo.

-Yep They're trees who live on maple syrup

-the skiers were talking to us about weed. Pretty sure they're okay.

-Right! I forgot about weed! They're trees who eat maple syrup while stoned

-Can i kill you?

-You can try
But that seems a little violent for making fun of people who are trees

-You're dumb.

-111 IQ, not dumb
My mind can grasp ideas yours couldn't possible comprehend

-http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?< hes not a tree.

-Looks like a tree to me

-noooot to me.

-Just because he doesn't look like a tree to you doesn't mean it isn't one. Like air, you can't see it, but you know it's there
Or subatomic particles. We know they're there

-just stop.

-Or, here's another idea... I keep typing

-how about not.

-What's stopping me?

-idk?

-Exactly
I can just type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type!

-cool story bro.

-I'll type until my fingers bleed!
Umadbro?

-no?

-Methinksumadbro

-i dont get mad. hahahahahaha

-Suure you don't

-dont.

-Keep thinking that

-i willlllllllllll.

-And I'll keep thinking Canadians are trees who eat maple syrup while stoned
White pine trees*

-k

-Because there are no black people in Canadia

-good.
maybe i should move there

-Maybe you should
You could be a tree who owns a mosoe

-k i will,

-Moose*

-no.

-Well that's what Canadians are, they're white pine trees who eat maple syrup while stoned and then ride their pet moose's around town

-coool.

-I know! I want to be Canadian now! I could be stoned 24/7 and own a pet moose!

-what a life.

-Sounds like a good one

I'll be honest, I didn't read all of that. Can you summarize it?

Quote by Xiaoxi
I'm gonna post a chat up that's old but actually funny:


br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:


br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

This was much funnier.
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#32
Quote by lushacrous
Quote by Most_Triumphant
Quote by Xiaoxi
I'm gonna post a chat up that's old but actually funny:


br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:


br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.


Dude, seriously?

IRONY!
#33
You don't know how girls work.

this is where it started hurtin'

"My mind can grasp ideas yours couldn't possible comprehend

-http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?< hes not a tree.

-Looks like a tree to me

-noooot to me.

-Just because he doesn't look like a tree to you doesn't mean it isn't one. Like air, you can't see it, but you know it's there
Or subatomic particles. We know they're there

-just stop.

-Or, here's another idea... I keep typing

-how about not.

-What's stopping me?

-idk?

-Exactly
I can just type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type!

-cool story bro.

-I'll type until my fingers bleed!
Umadbro?

-no?

-Methinksumadbro

-i dont get mad. hahahahahaha

-Suure you don't

-dont.

-Keep thinking that

-i willlllllllllll.

-And I'll keep thinking Canadians are trees who eat maple syrup while stoned
White pine trees*

-k

-Because there are no black people in Canadia

-good.
maybe i should move there

-Maybe you should
You could be a tree who owns a mosoe

-k i will,

-Moose*

-no.

-Well that's what Canadians are, they're white pine trees who eat maple syrup while stoned and then ride their pet moose's around town

-coool.

-I know! I want to be Canadian now! I could be stoned 24/7 and own a pet moose!

-what a life.

-Sounds like a good one"

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#34
I think the conversation probably went wrong when you tried to act cool and show off that you had done something illegal and passed out, then you got progressively more patronising and confrontational because she didn't immediately cream over the story.
#35
Quote by MadClownDisease
I think the conversation probably went wrong when you tried to act cool and show off that you had done something illegal and passed out, then you got progressively more patronising and confrontational because she didn't immediately cream over the story.
I'm positive I'd agree with this if I read the OP.