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So I told my brother and his gf that I really wanted to see the movie Chronicle (which looks incredibly badass) tomorrow and we should see it. They agreed and then left to go try on prom dresses. My brother then informs my dad that he is seeing Chronicle at 6:45 with his gf!!! WTF! They do shit like this all the time and it is really starting to piss me off. So Pit, how should I get my revenge on him?
#2
Have sex with him without him knowing.
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#5
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this is most likely what im going to do anyway, i just thought you sick minded bastards would come up with something creative
#6
Your brother went to try on prom dresses with his girlfriend?

He's whipped!


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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#8
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They agreed and then left to go try on prom dresses.


Your brother wears a dress aswell?

have sex with his gf?
tell your mom and make him grounded on prom night?


why not just go to the film with your friends?
#9
You could have a pathetic moan about them on the internet. That'll show them.
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this is most likely what im going to do anyway, i just thought you sick minded bastards would come up with something creative

Sick-minded bastards? You took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Also, sodomy.
#11
Go to the same cinema as them. Sit very close to them or even right next to them. Eat popcorn very loudly.
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#12
Quote by ilovemyJAG
So I told my brother and his gf that I really wanted to see the movie Chronicle (which looks incredibly badass) tomorrow and we should see it. They agreed and then left to go try on prom dresses. My brother then informs my dad that he is seeing Chronicle at 6:45 with his gf!!! WTF! They do shit like this all the time and it is really starting to piss me off. So Pit, how should I get my revenge on him?


Tell your dad that you're going with them? Then remind your brother that you're going with him?

It might be easier than plotting revenge.
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#13
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Your brother wears a dress aswell?

have sex with his gf?
tell your mom and make him grounded on prom night?


why not just go to the film with your friends?


i think he does actually, i would but she's ugly, you guys want pics?
im gonna see it tomorrow most likely anyway, it just pisses me off how they are so inconsiderate

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Tell your dad that you're going with them? Then remind your brother that you're going with him?

It might be easier than plotting revenge.


this only one of a long list of selfish acts they have committed, i think revenge is warranted at this point
Last edited by ilovemyJAG at Feb 4, 2012,
#14
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i think he does actually, i would but she's ugly, you guys want pics?
im gonna see it tomorrow most likely anyway, it just pisses me off how they are so inconsiderate

Pics sound good. I wanna see the standards of a Pitmonkey.
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you guys want pics?

This should get good.

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#16
Let him go, the movie is terrible and viewing it is sufficient punishment.
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#17
I wanna see this ugly girlfriend, bone her anyways TS, make her scream your name. Record it, and then force your brother to masturbate to it. That will show him.
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#18
1. Kill your brother
2. Make him into chili
3. Feed the chili to his girlfriend
4. Reveal all of this to her
5. Feed her to bears
6. Film all of the above steps
7. Make the best snuff film ever
8. ???
9. Profit!
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#20
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*fake poop*


THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS!!!!

ok so shes not ugly but i dont find her particularly attractive

Last edited by ilovemyJAG at Feb 4, 2012,
#21
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THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS!!!!

ok so shes not ugly but i dont find her particularly attractive


Dude she's hot
#22
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THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS!!!!

ok so shes not ugly but i dont find her particularly attractive


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Goddarnet I would cover her with my caramel scented poop.
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#24
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you guys serious?

We want pics bro. Do my plan and post the video.
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#25
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We want pics bro. Do my plan and post the video.

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#26
Dude, he's your brother, let him have a sexy time at the cinema, he may be licking lips atm.
#27
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Your brother went to try on prom dresses with his girlfriend?

He's whipped!


This. And you let him know it.

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#28
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Dude, he's your brother, let him have a sexy time at the cinema, he may be licking lips atm.


hes with her friend that went to go try on dresses with them. Id be fine with it if it was in the name of getting some but shes third wheeling the shit out of them atm
#29
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you guys serious?



It's The Pit, what did you expect to come from posting a pic?
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#30
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It's The Pit, what did you expect to come from posting a pic?

tbh, photoshopped goodies
#31
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hes with her friend that went to go try on dresses with them. Id be fine with it if it was in the name of getting some but shes third wheeling the shit out of them atm

Post pics of friend too
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Post pics of friend too

shes legit ugly, so i mean if you want to ruin your computer screen...
#33
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shes legit ugly, so i mean if you want to ruin your computer screen...

Lol, if she's ugly like your brother's girlfriend "supposedly" was...
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#34
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shes legit ugly, so i mean if you want to ruin your computer screen...


pics maaaannn
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#35
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Lol, if she's ugly like your brother's girlfriend "supposedly" was...


i hope you guys are enjoying this

Last edited by ilovemyJAG at Feb 4, 2012,
#36
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ok so shes not ugly but i dont find her particularly attractive



I'd fuck her....
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The above is most likely sarcasm, so fuck yourself if you're offended.
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#38
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The girl on the right has a guy's face shooped in right? RIGHT?


i warned you
#40
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i hope you guys are enjoying this

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Meh


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The girl on the right has a guy's face shooped in right? RIGHT?


It does look so...or maybe it's the lighting, I dunno.
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