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#1
erhm...so...yeah...
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#4
This one time, at bandcamp...
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#5
Do you know that when you put a cotton swab up your penis, that it is actually pretty nice after the pain stops?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#7
Quote by pugachev
im looking for the perfect free porn site

no such thing.


Quote by Neo Evil11
Do you know that when you put a cotton swab up your penis, that it is actually pretty nice after the pain stops?



If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#9
I put the cum in uncomfortable silence. My parole officer loved that one. Cracked him up.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#11
when an uncomfortable silence arises, i will often summon my Inner Child, and just ramble on about nonsense until someone grows balls enough to interrupt me and shut me up with their own spiel of stupidity. social situations amaze me sometimes.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#12
My penis feels like it's being watched...I can't stop cupping my crotch...jesus ****ing christ Neo Evil
#13
Quote by Basti95
My penis feels like it's being watched...I can't stop cupping my crotch...jesus ****ing christ Neo Evil


If you are doing it right you have 2 cotton swabs in your penis and 10 in your anus. Turn them around and instant cum


blood
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#14
Abortion.
return 0;

Quote by jsync
And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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#16
Quote by stealstrings



If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#17
Open the DOOR, RICHARD!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#19
Quote by stealstrings



If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#22
So...ehm..horrible weather today, isn't it?
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#23
Quote by Krieger91
So...ehm..horrible weather today, isn't it?

Nah, it's alright here. How are you?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#24
Quote by Neo Evil11
Do you know that when you put a cotton swab up your penis, that it is actually pretty nice after the pain stops?

slide hard spaghetti up there then wait for it to snap...
now extra flamey
#25
Quote by Banjocal
Nah, it's alright here. How are you?

I'm decent, thanks. You?
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#26
Quote by Ikey
slide hard spaghetti up there then wait for it to snap...


Does it matter which kind of spaghetti? Also I don't have a penis, so can't check it out.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#27
Quote by Krieger91
I'm decent, thanks. You?
I'm good! You up to much?

Quote by Ikey
slide hard spaghetti up there then wait for it to snap...
Or wipe your dick on an old t.v. screen.

STATIC.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#29
Quote by Neo Evil11
If you are doing it right you have 2 cotton swabs in your penis and 10 in your anus. Turn them around and instant cum


blood

I'm laughing while instinctively protecting my dong


#31
Quote by Basti95
I'm laughing while instinctively protecting my dong


Why? Maybe it feels nice. I don't know how a penis feels, so I couldn't comment too much on it.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#32
Quote by -Mantra-
Uncomfortable silences aren't part of my social life

Because I don't have a social life

Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#34
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why? Maybe it feels nice. I don't know how a penis feels, so I couldn't comment too much on it.

Well I do, and I'll just say.. NO. Never. I think mine's bleeding just from thinking about it
I hate my sig
#35
Quote by QuantumMechanix
Well I do, and I'll just say.. NO. Never. I think mine's bleeding just from thinking about it


Pff I have that every month. Wanna change>
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#36
Quote by Neo Evil11
Pff I have that every month. Wanna change>

Yes but what we're talking about is actually painful
I hate my sig
#37
Quote by QuantumMechanix
Yes but what we're talking about is actually painful

Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#39
Quote by QuantumMechanix
Uncomfortable silence......


Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#40
Quote by Neo Evil11

This post pretty much sums up what women are like on their periods.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
Last edited by Banjocal at Feb 5, 2012,
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