#1
Mmmkay, so bros, I mad.

In EG, I see a different topic every day asking for a "24 fret metal guitar, preferably with actives for playing *insert popular modern metal band like Trivium or BFMV or Parkway Drive or whatever here, and maybe some random blues*. Also, it has to be LP-shaped or Strat shaped, because other shapes are stupid". And it ticks me off because people always answer to these people but 90% of the other questions get "THIS HAS BEEN ASKED BEFORE, SEARCHBAR YOU INVALID" or something, but these never do. D'= WHY. They have a sticky thread for cheap Chinese guitars, I think they need one for these too, because GOD DAMMIT SCHECTER AND ESP'S ENTIRE LINEUP CATER TO THESE GUYS AND NOBODY EVER NOTICES.

...I apologize, I own a 24-fret guitar with EMGs(though I'm swapping them out). It just grinds my gears seeing these threads every 10 minutes.
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#2
This happens in like every thread, the amount of "HOW DO RECORD FOR CHEAP PLZ" threads you get on the recording forum is horrific.
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#3
It's like that in Musician Talk with "using modes" and "what scale do I use for x."
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#4
Oh, it does? Whoops. ='D I generally just hit EG and occasionally go into the bass forum(though to be frank I have no idea about anything about basses because I'm left-handed and can't find a lefty non-J-bass...I think I like Thunderbirds better tonally but I'm very bad at playing upside down). Regardless, people in EG like to "USE THE SEARCH BAR IDIOT" on every thread but these threads. I think there needs to be a sticky for these people.
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#5
It used to be like that in the metal forum. "Why isn't Atreyu metal!?"
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It's because they are obviously 14 years old.
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#7
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It's because they are obviously 14 years old.


...BUT THEY ALL THINK BC RICHES ARE SHIT FOR THE SHAPES. When I was 14(and 2 months into guitar) I was lead to believe that covered humbuckers were better than uncovered ones which were better than single coils and nothing else mattered by my friend who'd been playing guitar for longer than me. So we were like "MAN BC RICHES LOOK COOL AND THEY HAVE COVERED HUMBUCKERS THEY'RE THE BEST". And I never really grew out of the whole Mockingbird deal, but I must say I'm more of a Charvel person now. xD
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#10
Still don't understand how they completely forget that Google exists when they're already on the internet. It's just lazyness.
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Still don't understand how they completely forget that Google exists when they're already on the internet. It's just lazyness.


I'm gonna have to go with this. Like...c'mon. D= Do any of these guys even try looking for what the players they like play?
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It used to be like that in the metal forum. "Why isn't Atreyu metal!?"


Obviously they're too brutal to be considered metal.
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#13
Is Nu Metal considered Metal?
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Is Nu Metal considered Metal?


They don't recognize it as metal for some reason.
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Still don't understand how they completely forget that Google exists when they're already on the internet. It's just lazyness.


This pretty much sums up everything I feel about everything. My favorite is when I say "Did you Google it?", they say no, I Google it and the first or second result is what they're looking for. I'm like ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME! and they're like "I swear it wasn't there 2 seconds ago".

Like Google changes its search results every 5 minutes
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It's like that in Musician Talk with "using modes" and "what scale do I use for x."

Fuckin' seriously.

We should develop a standard answer when these threads get made.

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It's like that in Musician Talk with "using modes" and "what scale do I use for x."

Yeah, that typically comprises 4/5ths of the threads on the first page in musician talk
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This pretty much sums up everything I feel about everything. My favorite is when I say "Did you Google it?", they say no, I Google it and the first or second result is what they're looking for. I'm like ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME! and they're like "I swear it wasn't there 2 seconds ago".

Like Google changes its search results every 5 minutes


You'd be surprised at how people can't Google for shit
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