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One night I woke up to a banging at the door I slowly got out of bed and trudged to the door surprized it was my best friend lexi I was mad cause my parents were home and I could get into serios trouble I said what are you doing here she said I need your help so I trudged back to my bedroom to see what was up she said I think I'm a lesbian I said why cause I just ****ed my sister with a strapon I said really? She said yah I said can you show me how to do it I could tell she was uncumfortable because she wa blush but suprisingly she said sure so I grabed my giant **** out of my closet and said how about if we fist eachother first she said sure so I started to put one of my finger in to her pussy and the two the three then before I noticed I had my whole hand up her pussy all the way up to my shoulder! She started to moan and the my mom walked in and turned on the lights and said what the hell is going on then lexi started to pick up her clothes and said sorry sorry but the my mom started to grab her pussy and said its fine so my mom took off her clothes and we started fingering and ****ing each other so hard that at the end we had gapping holes om our pussys and asses.
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WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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One night I woke up to a banging at the door I slowly got out of bed and trudged to the door surprized it was my best friend lexi I was mad cause my parents were home and I could get into serios trouble I said what are you doing here she said I need your help so I trudged back to my bedroom to see what was up she said I think I'm a lesbian I said why cause I just ****ed my sister with a strapon I said really? She said yah I said can you show me how to do it I could tell she was uncumfortable because she wa blush but suprisingly she said sure so I grabed my giant **** out of my closet and said how about if we fist eachother first she said sure so I started to put one of my finger in to her pussy and the two the three then before I noticed I had my whole hand up her pussy all the way up to my shoulder! She started to moan and the my mom walked in and turned on the lights and said what the hell is going on then lexi started to pick up her clothes and said sorry sorry but the my mom started to grab her pussy and said its fine so my mom took off her clothes and we started fingering and ****ing each other so hard that at the end we had gapping holes om our pussys and asses.

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One night I woke up to a banging at the door I slowly got out of bed and trudged to the door surprized it was my best friend lexi I was mad cause my parents were home and I could get into serios trouble I said what are you doing here she said I need your help so I trudged back to my bedroom to see what was up she said I think I'm a lesbian I said why cause I just ****ed my sister with a strapon I said really? She said yah I said can you show me how to do it I could tell she was uncumfortable because she wa blush but suprisingly she said sure so I grabed my giant **** out of my closet and said how about if we fist eachother first she said sure so I started to put one of my finger in to her pussy and the two the three then before I noticed I had my whole hand up her pussy all the way up to my shoulder! She started to moan and the my mom walked in and turned on the lights and said what the hell is going on then lexi started to pick up her clothes and said sorry sorry but the my mom started to grab her pussy and said its fine so my mom took off her clothes and we started fingering and ****ing each other so hard that at the end we had gapping holes om our pussys and asses.


Cool pun, bro.


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