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#1
Dear Pit

<bitching>
I've had a LOT of work these past few days and it looks like it's just going to keep piling on for a while.
On top of that, I've got some important life decisions to make and I can't seem to sort my head out about those.
And recently, I fractured my foot at Judo and have to hobble around in a cast for the next 5 weeks or so.
</bitching>

All in all, i'm feeling REEEALLLY stressed and I need some way to clear my head up. Not something that will just temporarily push the problems away (alcohol, pot etc), but something that will help me be more calm and clear headed overall. And more importantly, stress-less.

Suggestions, Pit?


(please don't say fapping....)
#2
Sex.

Wait you're a pit monkey, you won't get sex, fap away.
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#3
I was gonna suggest fapping.
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#4
Serious answer incoming.

Hypnosis and meditation. They are awesome for relieving stress and can help stop further stress in the future.

Many people consider it to be a bit voodoo. But honestly, it really does work if you open your mind.
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#5
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Serious answer incoming.

Hypnosis and meditation. They are are awesome for relieving stress and can help stop further stress in the future.

Many people consider it to be voodoo. But honestly, it really does work if you open your mind.


This doesn't work just fap
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#7
Smoke weed erryday!


Or fap.
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#8
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This doesn't work just fap




I'm actually trying to help someone here.
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#9
Can't believe anyone hasn't said this yet. Listen to music. Works for me.
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#10
Comedy.

Seek out funny TV shows, movies, comedians... heck, just go on a youtube trip.

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#12
For me it's scented candles or incest with some calm acoustic music in the background.
Still get shite over it off the ad's but sure **** it.

Edit: incense
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#13
Meditate,fap,weed
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#14
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For me it's scented candles or incest with some calm acoustic music in the background.
Still get shite over it off the ad's but sure **** it.


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#16
I've tried meditation but due to the massive amount of work keeping me up late and my 4 housemates, I can't seem to find quiet time to do it in.

And I usually only have time to listen to music while I'm working =/

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#17
Don't take any notice of him Mac. He's Australian.

Also his username suits him....
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
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For me it's scented candles or incest


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For me it's incest


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Incest


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#22
Play guitar? duh...
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#23
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lolololol thanks for the tenso, I completely missed that in the original post.

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#24
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Don't take any notice of him Mac. He's Australian.

Also his username suits him....


Meh. I guess that's a valid excuse to be ignorant.
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#25
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Thank you.


No worries.


I will admit, I know a lot of Australians that are pretty awesome. >_>
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#26
Go outside...
If you sit on your PC all day you're gonna be stressed.

I go to the gym, then I go get a coffee. You can bring a friend too..
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#28
Bad company 2 online. Lets out a lot of anger/frustration/stress!

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#29
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Bad company 2 online. Lets out a lot of anger/frustration/stress!



"Ahhhh, time to let out some stress on BF:BC2"
*game loads*
"Ahhhh, I'll just set up camp here."
*PEWPEWZIPFWOOSH*
"OMFG OMFG THAT GUY IS BS OMFG GTFO CG NOOB FFS BS GAY FAG"
"**** THIS GAME!"
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
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"Ahhhh, time to let out some stress on BF:BC2"
*game loads*
"Ahhhh, I'll just set up camp here."
*PEWPEWZIPFWOOSH*
"OMFG OMFG THAT GUY IS BS OMFG GTFO CG NOOB FFS BS GAY FAG"
"**** THIS GAME!"


I take it this doesn't work for you then?

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#31
Did you know that the Japanese are currently working on using preserved Mammoth DNA to impregnate a female elephant with an embryo? We could have Mammoths wandering around again soon. So that should de-stress you.
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#32
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i'm feeling REEEALLLY stressed and I need some way to clear my head up. Not something that will just temporarily push the problems away (alcohol, pot etc),




ahh... but if you stay drunk then the problems ARE permamently pushed away....

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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#33
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I've tried meditation but due to the massive amount of work keeping me up late and my 4 housemates, I can't seem to find quiet time to do it in.

And I usually only have time to listen to music while I'm working =/


I've had quite a bit of experience hypnosis and meditation.

It is natural that you're going to hear noises from outside. You can use it as acknowledgement that you're in the real world still. That's what i tend to do. I live in an apartment in my city center. you hear a lot of cars and buses pass by, but its actually quite relaxing hearing the murmur of cars and buses outside. If it really is bad, you can use earplugs. They're cheap, comfortable and get the job done.

As for not finding the time, make the time. Trust me, relieving stress is so much more constructive than making yourself more stressed by overworking.

Hypnosis and meditation don't require any real commitment for them to work. Its totally down to what works for you. Its something you can do at your own leisure and the session can go on for as long as you wish. Just having half an hour to relax is sufficient.

If you need to do work, or something catches your attention that needs to be tended to right away, you can just go out of the trance and tend to it. Its not a big deal.

I honestly recommend it, mate. Its very flexible and it has changed many people's lives for the better.
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#34
TS I can relate.

Just say "**** it" and fap. Have a pot of coffee. Then get to work.
#35
Drink
Play guitar
Go to the range (both shooting AND driving range)
Look at porn
Listen to music
Nap
Look at porn
Look at porn
Cook
Watch Netflix
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#36
Get high, listen to music, fap and pass out on the floor!
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#38
When I'm feeling a little tense, I get out my .44 and just walk around my suburb shooting anything that moves. Whether it be a puppy, leaf, or small child with one arm, a bullet will be in it nevertheless.

...

EDIT: I made the mistake of not reading the original post, sorry. I feel bad now

I'd just play some music, and do if there's anything that you've wanted to do for a while, try and accomplish it. Whether that's start/continue writing a story, song, painting et cetera, just try that.

Otherwise, sit down in the silence and read a good book!!!
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#40
punch stuff, or smash stuff
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