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who would you fight and with what weapons?

I'd fight not david bowie with Narwhals!
#6
My mother with my penis.
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#8
Newt Gingrich, with Dragnipur.
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#10
Mahatma Ghandi with a giant rubbery dildo.

It's a no-brainer.

Ghandi'll be all "no! Non-violence is the way!" and I'd be all "Well, lets see how well your non-violence stacks up against my ultra-violence, beeyotch".

Then I'd batter him with a rubber cock.
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#11
Simon Cowell with any high-calibre assault rifle.

EDIT: And he only has a cheese sandwich to defend himself with.

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#12
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His mom, with my dick.

She's my mother you sick fuck
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#13
Ezio Auditore da Firenze.
Swords. Then with PS2 controllers.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#14
Marilyn Manson with a staple gun.

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#16
I'd fight Muhammed with pot clouds.

Muslims can't smoke, brah.
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#18
Definitely Jeremy Clarkson. I'd use nuclear weaponry so I guess it'll be less of a fight and more of just generally getting rid of the piece of shit.
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Wow, being surrounded by all of these humourless, pussy-whipped virgins is starting to make me sick.

Check out my band!
#19
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I am your mother you sick fuck

Come to bed mommy.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#21
I still can't walk from last time me and Daddy wrestled

Don't make me do it again!
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#22
id fight zooey deschanel with my penis
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#23
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I still can't walk from last time me and Daddy wrestled

Don't make me do it again!

Shut up bitch, you'll do it or daddy will bring some friends over and they'll have some of that old in-out, in-out all at the same time.
#24
I'd fight Jessica Alba with pillows
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#25
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Definitely Jeremy Clarkson. I'd use nuclear weaponry so I guess it'll be less of a fight and more of just generally getting rid of the piece of shit.


You bastard. Jeremy Clarkson is awesome.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#26
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Shut up bitch, you'll do it or daddy will bring some friends over and they'll have some of that old in-out, in-out all at the same time.

Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#27
I'd duel Mace Windu's bitch ass with my lightsaber.
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

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#28
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who would you fight and with what weapons?

I'd fight not david bowie with Narwhals!

Someone has been watching a fan based parody of a fan based parody.


Also I'd duel anyone with an old wired xbox controller (the original ones)
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#29
Michael Proven - he's a fat, lazy. worthless sack of excrement, that "works" where I do. Words cannot truly express what a complete waste of flesh this man is, he should have been a lizard's scrotum.
I would use nothing but my bare hands.
I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


"To be successful, you need to be a good musician. To be popular, you just need to be fashionable" - Ritchie Blackmore
#32
The world.... With the death star.

>_>
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#33
Brad Pitt with our penises. "swordfighting".

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#36
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Jade Goody with cancer.

Zing.


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#38
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I'd fight Madonna with a pair of pants.

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#40
I'd fight Angus_Junior35 with the pit

owait

I would fight hunger with bacon wrapped scallops in maple syrup
(real maple syrup from my backyard, not that aunt jemina shit)
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