#1



Happy birthday you beautiful sack of genetic mutation, you.


Quote by Cobain_is_king

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#2
Happy Birthday!
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#4
Happy birthday, most superior Pokemon of all!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#5
Oh Mewtwo, we love you.
Quote by PsiGuy60
Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.


Quote by Peres.T.Peanut
oh **** you
#7
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Inb4 Pokémon fanboyism that you shoulda grown out of when you were 13.

Inb4 your home country of sandniggaz gets bombed by japan for insulting pokemon.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

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#8
Quote by Seth Shadows
Inb4 your home country of sandniggaz gets bombed by japan for insulting pokemon.

WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#10
What a bunch a nerds.


I knew this when I saw the date when I woke up.
ESP LTD m400
Peavey Vypyr 30 w/ Sanpera I
Dunlop Crybaby Wah pedal
ISP Decimator

"Dream big, and dare to fail. I dare you to do that." - James Hetfield, HoF Speech, 09
#11
Happy birthday, you vengeful little critter you.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#12
I think I ran that over in my car.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#14
lawl seth shadows, i didnt know you posted here anymore.

is there a listed birthday for each pokemon or just mewtwo?
#16
Quote by garden of grey
lawl seth shadows, i didnt know you posted here anymore.

is there a listed birthday for each pokemon or just mewtwo?

Likewise, sweetheart.


Just Mewtwo. Because he's a goddamn boss.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

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A7X: 0
#17
Quote by Seth Shadows

WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#18
Happy birthday you successful clone!
I remember the days when my trainer walked up to you and you looked like a kangaskhan until we fought and the entire room turned into a pixel swirl and suddenly a wild mewtwo appeared. I sent my Gyarados named Hitler to fight and we fought for hours, freezing and paralyzing and poisoning until finally I decided that I don't want to fight anymore. I threw an ultra ball but it was no use. I tossed another and another and another until finally Mewtwo was caught. I nicknamed you Dildo.

So happy birthday Dildo.
#19
Quote by Seth Shadows

I didn't tell it to kill itself.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
You can't like Mewtwo without liking U2. And we all know what happens when you like U2.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#21
Happy Birthday Mewtwo, the coolest legendary pokemon to me other than lugia.
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Quote by HowSoonisNow
How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#22
Quote by Jackal58
I didn't tell it to kill itself.

So it was you...

Quote by Cobain_is_king

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#23
OK so I'm a douchebag.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#25
Bring it.

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#30
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i didn't have a master ball and had to kill mewtwo. then my game broke cuz i caught missingno

Was it even possible to capture him without one? Cause I remember I ended up killing the poor guy too
#31
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i didn't have a master ball and had to kill mewtwo. then my game broke cuz i caught missingno


Missingno but not mewtwo?
Where are your priorities at mothafucka?
Always save before fighting legendaries. If you had any pokeball on you, you could still get him as difficult as it is.
#32
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Missingno but not mewtwo?
Where are your priorities at mothafucka?
Always save before fighting legendaries. If you had any pokeball on you, you could still get him as difficult as it is.

i was 7 years old when Pokemon Red came out and i sucked dick at it.

the Pikachu/Yellow one was even worse. i sucked so bad at games then i couldn't even defeat Brock until about a year or two ago when i unearthed it from the depths of my childhood crap piles.
#33
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i was 7 years old when Pokemon Red came out and i sucked dick at it.

the Pikachu/Yellow one was even worse. i sucked so bad at games then i couldn't even defeat Brock until about a year or two ago when i unearthed it from the depths of my childhood crap piles.

Defated Brock with Bulbasaur... Fuck yeah!!!
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#34
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i was 7 years old when Pokemon Red came out and i sucked dick at it.

the Pikachu/Yellow one was even worse. i sucked so bad at games then i couldn't even defeat Brock until about a year or two ago when i unearthed it from the depths of my childhood crap piles.



...Dear God. =[
At least you know now how to do that.