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#4
So far I am neidnarb11890's 17 year old immigrant wife who probably only married him for the green card, what a creep.
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That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#5
Dwight K. Schrute would never ask such a ridiculous question. You, sir, are a liar and a sham!
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#8
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Dwight K. Schrute would never ask such an impertinent question. You, sir, are a liar and a sham!

False. I am superior and creating a third second life. I have exhausted the confines of my brain in the multiple layers of reality created and am looking for an exterior stimulus.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#9
A salesman for a struggling, mid-sized, north-east based, paper company.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#12
You should be a Gengar.

I'll be a Nidorino.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#14
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
False. I am superior and creating a third second life. I have exhausted the confines of my brain in the multiple layers of reality created and am looking for an exterior stimulus.

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#18
http://www.etradebabymail.com/?mId=42001416.3
Please watch this fellow UGer's, you will not be disappointed with my new identity.

EDIT: Darkstar, if you are interested in real life pokemon battling, I suggest **** fighting. I recently read an article on the matter and it sounded eerily similar to my childhood fantasies.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
Last edited by Dwight.Schrute at Feb 6, 2012,
#19
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
http://www.etradebabymail.com/?mId=42001416.3
Please watch this fellow UGer's, you will not be disappointed with my new identity.

We need a new Smash Bros tourney. I wreck at that game, and missed the last contest.
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#20
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#23
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#25
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#27
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
EDIT: Darkstar, if you are interested in real life pokemon battling, I suggest **** fighting. I recently read an article on the matter and it sounded eerily similar to my childhood fantasies.


But animal fighting is cruel.



Pokemon can get hurt and you know... be restored to full health at a Pokemon center. And Pokemon don't die either - they faint lol.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#29
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But animal fighting is cruel.



Pokemon can get hurt and you know... be restored to full health at a Pokemon center. And Pokemon don't die either - they faint lol.

Then who is gengar? And what is up with cubone?
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#30
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
False. I am superior and creating a third second life. I have exhausted the confines of my brain in the multiple layers of reality created and am looking for an exterior stimulus.


Yeah...

If you were superior to begin with, wouldn't your original life have been enough?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#32
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
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#35
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#37
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#39
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“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
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