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Hey pit, so i went to the optometrist a few weeks ago and i got my new prescription. He said I have a bit of astigmatism and that i should get new glasses. So i ordered a new pair online for dirt cheap the other day and I got them in today. I just tried them and they're awesome, however when i took them off my right eye started to hurt. My girlfriend said its because I never wear glasses that im getting that feeling and it will go away as soon as i get used to them. However im paranoid that I got the prescription wrong. Im posting a picture with the prescription, pay close attention to the axis which is THE LAST NUMBER ON THE RIGHT. To me it seems like the top one is 170 and the bottom is 15, but im getting really paranoid that i screwed up the prescription and wasted my time and money. If anyone can read this and they have an idea of whether im right or wrong please, PLEASE help me out? Cause i might be freaking out for no good reason.

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I'd agree with your lady friend. It took maybe a week or two to completely get used to my new glasses. Maybe give it a week?
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^wtf to Kelly.

if they work bro, why question it?

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Yeah it definitely takes some getting used to. I sometimes don't wear mine for a month or so out of laziness and its strange at first when I put them on. Same goes for when I take them off after having them on all day. Takes a minute to adjust. As far as ordering cheap glasses online. The first pair I ever bought I got through my eye doctor and didn't really like. They did make an improvement but overall just didn't seem 100%. My next pair I bought online for like $60 and they were so much better than the $250 ones I got from my eye doctor. In fact, I liked them so much that when I lost them I ordered the exact same pair and they were every bit as good.
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Don't stress out over it, just give it a week or two and see if it gets better. I got a new Rx a month ago and it took me over a week to get used to them. I was getting really bad headaches during that first week but they cleared up after I adjusted to them.
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Im posting a picture with the prescription, pay close attention to the axis which is THE LAST NUMBER ON THE RIGHT. To me it seems like the top one is 170 and the bottom is 15, but im getting really paranoid that i screwed up the prescription and wasted my time and money.



Disclaimer: Although I used to work at an optometrists office, It's been a few years so this might not be 100% accurate. I am also not a doctor.

The axis value is simply the rotation of the lens, measured from 0 to 179, (180 and 0 would correspond to the same thing) It doesn't have much to do with the strength of the lens, only with rotation in the case of astigmatism correction. In actuality, those two numbers aren't as far off as you think they are.
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If you can remember your eye exam, instead of the doctor is flipping lenses and asking "more clear 1 or 2" , this is where the doctor will rotate the lens and ask you to tell him/her to stop when the image is at it's clearest. (all of this assuming he or she didn't just use an autorefractor). Typically the doctor will do this a few times and take an average, so it's difficult to get an axis power that is way off due to patient error.

Quite honestly, your prescription is somewhat mild, even though it takes a small while to get used to astigmatism correction. I used to recommend trying the glasses for at least week, unless you have massive headaches. If they still bother you, go see what your optometrist's policy is on re-examinations.
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#19
TS I got corrective laser surgery on my eyes................................best thing I ever done.

Also you should probably go back to the Optometrist TS.
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#20
170 in one eye and 015 in the other? maybe he wrote it wrong and it was supposed to be 150?
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I read it as o15 or 015. The o/0 is pretty small.
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I'm a really pretty girl with glasses. I think I look sexier with glasses than without.
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I have glasses for about 4 years now, got about 4.25 in my left eye and 4.75 in the right, I'm blind as shit.
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#27
I have astigmatism too and my eyes feel really weird when I'm not wearing glasses/contacts. But you should probably check with the optometrist so you'll stop worrying about this.
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It takes a while to get used to. One of my eyes is near-sighted and the other far-sighted. Took me a few days to adjust once I got my glasses... and every time I get new glasses it takes some time to readjust.
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