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#1
This man is awesome. But drinks his own piss.


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#2
The time he was stranded on Hoth and used Lukes lightsaber to cut open a womprat with his T22 and destroy the droid factory
#3
i prefer Survivorman.
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#5
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Most people in the US army had to drink their own piss during basic.
Lucky he wasn't part of that then.
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Lucky he wasn't part of that then.

He'd be like Red from The Shawshank Redemption except instead of getting things, he'd drink your piss for you.
#7
I watched a student made movie in high school parodying him. They called the guy Wolf Stoves, and it was fucking hilarious.
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#8
You know it's all bullshit and he stays in hotels and if you listen to most of his advice (drinking your own piss, eating from bear shit, eating rotting meat) you'll die, right?


Good show, though.
#9
Quote by Butt Rayge
You know it's all bullshit and he stays in hotels and if you listen to most of his advice (drinking your own piss, eating from bear shit, eating rotting meat) you'll die, right?


Good show, though.



His advice is to never eat rotting meat.
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#10
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i prefer Survivorman.

good show when you're all tuckered out from the excitement of watching paint dry and you need to bring it down a notch.
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#11
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His advice is to never eat rotting meat.

But then he goes ahead and does it, or at least it looks that way.
#12
He was pretty cool in the first season. Then the show got ridiculous.
I watched one episode where he was on a island in Oceania. He caught a Cray Fish and claimed it was a lobster then said it's claws could do serious damage. Thing is Crays don't have claws. Made him look pretty dumb
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#13
I liked that one episode where he was tobogganing down a snow slope and destroyed his ankle. He was then immediately evacuated by his crew, coherently demonstrating what to do in a real survival situation.
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#14
Quote by Butt Rayge
You know it's all bullshit and he stays in hotels and if you listen to most of his advice (drinking your own piss, eating from bear shit, eating rotting meat) you'll die, right?
Good show, though.

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If not, then I disagree, he's the lead chief of UK scouts, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't prefer a hotel bed to a tent.
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Assumed troll.
If not, then I disagree, he's the lead chief of UK scouts, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't prefer a hotel bed to a tent.

No, he does stay in hotels. That doesn't bother me though, it's still great show and the guy is amazing in what he can do out there.
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#19
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good show when you're all tuckered out from the excitement of watching paint dry and you need to bring it down a notch.


Yeah, but lenny or whatever from survivorman doesn't have 10 guys with him and act like superman.
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No, he does stay in hotels. That doesn't bother me though, it's still great show and the guy is amazing in what he can do out there.

Okay, okay. But he still knows alot and does alot. I believe he could survive out there. Which is the only thing that matters, really. All the mountains far away can be just cardboard, and it doesn't really matter, because you can't touch them anyway.
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#21
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Okay, okay. But he still knows alot and does alot. I believe he could survive out there. Which is the only thing that matters, really. All the mountains far away can be just cardboard, and it doesn't really matter, because you can't touch them anyway.

Yeah, probably. I was just trying to make you realise that at the end of the day, what he does is produce entertainment television.

Actual programmes of people doing their best to survive in the wild would probably be excruciatingly boring.

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#22
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i prefer Survivorman.


This. He actually does shit that won't get you killed, plus he's all by himself.
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#23
Ray Mears is better, and I think he's more informative on what he's trying to teach.
#25
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Ray Mears is better, and I think he's more informative on what he's trying to teach.


This, 100% this. It's more borig than Gryll's show, but a damn site more realistic.
#26
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I prefer Adam Richman.

Bear Grylls is cool though cuz bears.

isn't Adam Richman the guy from Mn v. Food?
#28
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yeah :3

i thought you were a vegetarian? i eat meat and that show make sick sometimes.
#29
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i thought you were a vegetarian? i eat meat and that show make sick sometimes.

I am, but I still remember what meat tastes like

I love that show because it makes me really hungry and then I can eat whatever I want without feeling full!
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#31
Quote by guitarxo
I am, but I still remember what meat tastes like

I love that show because it makes me really hungry and then I can eat whatever I want without feeling full!

yeah, some of that stuff makes me hungry as hell. i still need to see the episode where he fails the Greastrucks challenge in New Brunswick.
#33
Quote by jakesmellspoo
the show's retarded and he's a pussy. at least survivorman is actually out there alone.
I've never watched either show but I'm assuming that you're referring to a guy with a cameraman.

Cameraman = not alone.
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#35
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Les Stroud films it all by himself.
In that case he must be superior.
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#36
Im more of a Ray Mears kind of guy.
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#37
Quote by Wolfinator-x
In that case he must be superior.

it's certainly less likely to be staged than Bear Grylls' show.

he's also way more realistic. Bear Grylls does reckless shit just to make the show seem dramatic.

i don't even know why i care, i hardly watch TV anyway.
#38
Survivorman has to walk the same paths twice to get the shots and then go back and get his equipment. Not bad.
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Quote by JackalUK
Ray Mears is better, and I think he's more informative on what he's trying to teach.

Aye but he's a boring fart.
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