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#1
Have you ever kissed out of bordem?

I have.

I like to go out, and I like to kiss girls... Once, I kissed this pretty young thing who was still attatched to a man, IDK if he was her father or her bf. but, she was pretty out of it, we kissed, and he was still holding her hand.

I also got asked for a cigarette by this girl outside this nightclub smoking and I was all like 'Well what's in it for me?" and she asked me 'What do I want?" I said 'Somebody to kiss." So we kissed, that was cool.

Who else does this?
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#2
Quote by treborillusion
Have you ever kissed out of bordem?

No. But I've kissed...


out of BARDEM


OT: cool story bro
#5
Quote by Basti95
No. But I've kissed...


out of BARDEM


OT: cool story bro

That was shite. Hang your head in shame.


TS, you sir are a creep.

The closest I get to flirting or any sexual contact is when I get into a queue.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#6
I'm texting this girl right now... Flirting's great, the most I ever kissed was 3 girls in one night, that I can remember...
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#7
Quote by treborillusion
Have you ever kissed out of bordem?

I have.

I like to go out, and I like to kiss girls... Once, I kissed this pretty young thing who was still attatched to a man, IDK if he was her father or her bf. but, she was pretty out of it, we kissed, and he was still holding her hand.

I also got asked for a cigarette by this girl outside this nightclub smoking and I was all like 'Well what's in it for me?" and she asked me 'What do I want?" I said 'Somebody to kiss." So we kissed, that was cool.

Who else does this?


dude are you like 8 years old or something?

also flirting and kissing arent the same thing
#8
..right.
EDIT: Also, wait until you have sex. Can't wait for that thread.
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#10
Quote by treborillusion
I'm texting this girl right now... Flirting's great, the most I ever kissed was 3 girls in one night, that I can remember...
There is no way you're 26!

Most people grow out of the "how many girls can you snog in a night out" by the time they are 16.

Dude. Not cool.

EDIT: And then tell people about it over the internet.
#11
Quote by padgea7x
That was shite. Hang your head in shame.

As long as I'm laughing, I did my job.
#13
I guess I'm forever a teenager, and I'm 25.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#14
I thought you said you were gay in the other thread?

Are you bisexual instead?
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#15
Quote by treborillusion
I'm texting this girl right now... Flirting's great, the most I ever kissed was 3 girls in one night, that I can remember...

Overcompensating much?
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Aw I was gonna post that.
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I thought you said you were gay in the other thread?

Are you bisexual instead?

TS is just overcompensating.
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#16
Quote by Basti95
As long as I'm laughing, I did my job.

I lived my life by that, then I lost my job as a funeral director.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
You know how to socialize and flirt(sort of), with some wit, what a bad ass you are sir.
#19
I'm so, so lonely.
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#22
These girls could have been ugly too. Or young. Or inflatable.


Or not real.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#25
No.


No I don't.


*makes clever Pitgoer joke*
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#26
Not cool, dude.
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#29
ITT: Jelous neckbeards who are all up in arms criticizing TS but would never have the balls to kiss random girls.


Bragging or not, it's a cool idea.. I'd probably get laid way more (then never) if i did this
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#30
ITT: TS tries to brag about how he went out and kissed a girl for the first time this weekend.
I pride myself on my humility.
#31
So flirting means kissing now? I feel so old

But yeah I am too awkward to flirt and too dense to notice when people flirt with me.
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#33
Asking the pit if they like to kiss out of boredom is like asking a starving Nigerian if he sometimes likes to eat out of boredom.
#35
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#36
Quote by mtshark
ITT: TS tries to brag about how he went out and kissed a girl for the first time this weekend.



ITT: Sharks.... with neckbeards!


EDIT: Too much suspense with that gif
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Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



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[thread="1341152"]Anglerfish[/thread]

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Thrustor: 2012
Last edited by vicarious46 at Feb 7, 2012,
#39
Fuuuuuuuuu








I should really take that down, that pictures like 5-6 years old

Not that I have any better looking pictures
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Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



C4C
[thread="1339859"]Hammerhead[/thread]
[thread="1341152"]Anglerfish[/thread]

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Thrustor: 2012
Last edited by vicarious46 at Feb 7, 2012,
#40
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TS must hang around 70 year old singles.


Chances are he picks them up as they walk into the Shady Acres retirement home.
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