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#1
I need help fellow pit dwellers. About a year ago I was at a girl friends house and I got a little bit too drunk, and I made the horrible mistake of driving home that night which I got caught for. The girl I was with was actually the girl who called the cops on me, which in my opinion is a rat thing to do.
A couple of days ago this girl got in touch after we hadn't talked in a year and basically now she wants to have sex with me, because her and her boyfriend broke up recently. My question is, do I have sex with her despite the fact that she called the cops on me and caused me all sorts of grief, or do I tell her to go F*ck herself?
Thoughts?
FYI We dated for a couple months and the drunk driving incident is what ended it.
And the reason why I left that night was because We were in a fight,
Last edited by Dewy141 at Feb 7, 2012,
#4
Rat thing to do was the right thing to do. Hope she's just saying that so she can laugh at you and mock you mercilessly when you pull out your pencil dick. Metal sucks btw
#5
How blue are your balls?
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#6
Fuck her and then before you blow, pull out and cream in her ass while shouting, "THIS IS FOR BEING A NARK!" and then never talk to her again.
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

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#7
**** her then tell her to go **** herself.

WIN WIN!
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#8
Integrity.

There's been a couple of girls who I could have been with, and got sex on tap. But, I didn't want to string someone along.

Sex isn't that much of a big deal. I've had enough sex in the past to be happy and i'm pretty certain I'm gonna end up getting married when I can have sex whenever I want
#9
You don't have to call the cops to do the right thing... It probably cost him a court date and money and lots of other shit... She knows she's a girl, and that he probably wants vagina... and so the manipulation ensues.
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#10
She did the right thing. If any of my friends took off drunk and I couldn't stop them, I'd call the cops too. For all you know, she thought she was saving your life.

So here's what you do: Give her pot brownies and then plant drugs in her dresser. Call cops. Alternatively, bring alcohol, finish up in her, then phone the cops to report underage drinking at her address and book it.
Last edited by madbasslover at Feb 7, 2012,
#11
Quote by Dewy141
My question is, do I have sex with her despite the fact that she called the cops on me and caused me all sorts of grief, or do I tell her to go F*ck herself?
Thoughts?

Why don't you compromise. Tell her to go **** herself but she has to film it and send it to you.
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#12
Angry sex...hot...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
Demonstrtate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Seperate completely
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#15
It's a booty call.


I wish someone would give me one.

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#16
Stick it in TS.
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#17
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Demonstrtate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Seperate completely

Disregard my first post and do this. Then I can pull a MAC.

Move in After Completion.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#18
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You don't have to call the cops to do the right thing... It probably cost him a court date and money and lots of other shit... She knows she's a girl, and that he probably wants vagina... and so the manipulation ensues.


Ya man I agree completely, She could have told me not to drive or at least tried to say something, instead of just telling me to leave then calling the cops on me.
#19
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**** her then tell her to go **** herself.

WIN WIN!

This. Sex her then leave her like her boyfriend.
In all honesty, she was right to call the cops. It was stupid to drink and drive.
#22
1. buy drugs
2. sex
3. leave the drugs
4. po po
5. don't actually do this

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#23
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1. buy drugs
2. sex
3. leave the drugs
4. po po
5. don't actually do this


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
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Metal sucks btw


thats an interesting way 2 spell hockey sir

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2. sex
3. leave the drugs
4. po po
5. don't actually do this


This, except ignore step 5.
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#26
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2. sex
3. leave the drugs
4. po po
5. don't actually do this


I already said this.

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#27
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You should go drive off a bridge you selfish, short-sighted fuck.

Think you're being a bit extreme, chill out.
#28
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This. Sex her then leave her like her boyfriend.
In all honesty, she was right to call the cops. It was stupid to drink and drive.

It really depends whether or not it was "stupid" based on TS' personal individualized life value system.

I would really hesitate before going around calling other people's decisions when they may be subconsciously suicidal.
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#29
**** that shit... I mean don't. She sounds like a bitch man I wouldn't do it, it's likely to be more of the same bullshit and it should feel good to make a bit of a stand... unless yer johnsin'.... than **** that shit
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#30
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#31
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You should go drive off a bridge you selfish, short-sighted fuck.


Don't be mad just cuz your girl broke up with you and now TS is going to have sex with her. Sheesh..
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#33
If my friend was going to drive drunk, I would stop them physically, not let them leave like a pussy ass bitch then call the cops. They never even tried to stop me, they just called right away.
#36
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If my friend was going to drive drunk, I would stop them physically, not let them leave like a pussy ass bitch then call the cops. They never even tried to stop me, they just called right away.


What wisdom from the man who drank and drove, im glad that you will stop others though.
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#37
I know I'm responsible for my actions, but friends don't call the cops on each other.
#38
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I know I'm responsible for my actions, but friends don't call the cops on each other.

What if that friend was Hitler?

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#39
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If my friend was going to drive drunk, I would stop them physically, not let them leave like a pussy ass bitch then call the cops. They never even tried to stop me, they just called right away.


You know drunk drivers have killed people and continue to kill people, right? You deserved to have the cops called on you.
Last edited by madbasslover at Feb 7, 2012,
#40
I don't think calling the cops on Hitler would have helped the situation back then, considering they worked for Hitler.
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