Quick suddenly your favorite band is in your city and needs a fill in guitarist

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#1
For 6 months of touring for whatever reason.
Either rhythm or lead.
Name the band that you would fill in for and 5 songs you would Learn to audition.
If you can't hold it in and have more than one band please limit it to around 3 bands.
Last edited by takachan at Feb 8, 2012,
#2
Metallica - Bass

Battery
Master of Puppets
Whiplash
Creeping Death
Blackened

Deftones - Bass

Change (In The House of Flies)
Diamond Eyes
Shove It (My Own Summer)
Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)
Deathblow
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#3
Steel Panther- Guitar

1. Eyes of a Panther

2. Thats What Girls Are For

3. Just Like Tiger Woods

4.The Shocker

5. Party All Day

#4
Structures - Guitar
1. At Las[t]
2. Still Waters
3. Encounter
4. Tunnel Vision
5. In Pursuit Of
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#5
I could only really do two bands I guess.

Bullet For My Valentine - Rhythm Guitar

1: End of Days
2: Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow
3: Room 409
4: Tears Don't Fall
5: Hand of Blood

Muse - Lead Guitar

1: Plug In Baby
2: Invincible
3: Hysteria
4: Supermassive Black Hole
5: New Born
#6
Protest the Hero Lead guitar (Any songs really ahaha)
- Sequoia throne
- Ces't la vie
- Bloodmeat
- Heretic's and killers
- Limb from limb

Extreme:
- Decadence dance
- He-man woman hater
- Get the funk out

Incubus: ANYSONG!
#7
Of Montreal
-Take shrooms and blow the entire band

Death From Above 1979
-They don't have a guitarist
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#8
if btbam was playing in tracy, and needed a replacement guitarist...i would be of no help
...


edit: if i was still a rhcp fan, i could play all of their songs for the most part. but they arent my favourite band anymore. i kinda lost all respect for them after their last album. it sucked. it wasnt good, nor did it show any improvements. it was just a sellout album. it really disappointed me. im not going to see them live either. it sucks, i was really excited to hear josh play, but the rest of the band kinda half assed it, and threw out reused ideas.
/rhcprant
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#9
Is your name cinco? @ takachan... oh, wait, nm.
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#10
i honestly would not be able to replace the guitarist in any of my favorite bands, because theyre huge influences to me and the fans shouldnt be subjected to some no name teenage asshole like myself filling in for their favorite guitarist.

too much pressure
#11
Megadeth - Rhythm

The Conjuring (shut up Dave I'm playing it)
My Last Words
Lucretia
Hangar 18
The Fou... Mechanix

Metallica - Rhythm

Ride the Lightning
Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Mech... The Four Horsemen
The Call of Ktulu
Battery
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#12
Babyshambles, Devo or Television.

I'd be able to fill in for the two first. Absolutely not for either Richard Lloyd or Tom Verlaine of Television.

Oh. 5 songs?

Television then.

Venus
Marquee Moon
Prove It
Elevation
Days

Babyshambles

8 Dead Boys
Loyalty Song
**** Forever
Sticks And Stones
Deft Left Hand.

Devo

Whip It
Uncontrollable Urge
Sloppy
Gut Feeling
Space Junk
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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#13
Muse - Lead

Falling Down
New Born
Citizen Erased
Knights of Cydonia
Unnatural Selection
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#14
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Dream Theater - Guitar

The Root of All Evil
The Dance of Eternity
A Nightmare To Remember
Panic Attack
Pull Me Under

Avenged Sevenfold - Lead

Buried Alive
God Hates Us
Almost Easy
Save Me
Afterlife
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#15
Four Year Strong - Bass

On a Saturday
Men are from Mars, Women are from Hell
It Must Really Suck to be Four Year Strong Right Now
Bada Bing! Wit a Pipe!
Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Never Die

The Wonder Years - Bass

Fuck it, their whole discography. But mainly the Suburbia, I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing album.

Paramore - Bass or Any guitar

Monster
Fences
Ignorance
Careful
Emergency

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#16
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Steel Panther- Guitar

1. Eyes of a Panther

2. Thats What Girls Are For

3. Just Like Tiger Woods

4.The Shocker

5. Party All Day



Replace "That's What Girls Are For" and "Party All Day" with "17 Girls in a Row" and "Critter" and you got mine.
#17
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Steel Panther- Guitar

1. Eyes of a Panther

2. Thats What Girls Are For

3. Just Like Tiger Woods

4.The Shocker

5. Party All Day



Are these actually song names?

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
Iron Maiden - Guitar

Aces High ( I can play most of it anyway.)
Revelations
Run to the hills
2 minutes to Midnight
Blood brothers.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
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Replace "That's What Girls Are For" and "Party All Day" with "17 Girls in a Row" and "Critter" and you got mine.

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#20
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Are these actually song names?



Yeah, they sure are.

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#21
Coheed and Cambria - Claudio's parts
- In Keeping Secrets...
- Everything Evil
- Mother Superior
- Wake Up
- Far

Brand New - Rhythm
- Daisy
- Degausser
- You Won't Know
- The Quiet Things
- Jesus
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#22
Lamb of God - Lead/Rhythm Guitar
Hourglass
Walk With Me in Hell
Ruin
Grace
Ghost Walking

Don't threaten me with a good time

Metallica
Seek and Destroy / Jump in the Fire
Ride the Lightning
Master of Puppets / The Four Horsemen
Nothing Else Matters
Whiskey in the Jar
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#24
Ryuichi Sakamoto


not my favourite band/musician, but the only one that I have the skills to play guitar for (there is none!).
#25
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Ryuichi Sakamoto


not my favourite band/musician, but the only one that I have the skills to play guitar for (there is none!).


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#26
King's X - they're a 3-piece, so rhythm/lead

I know probably 1/2 of their songs, but I'd audition with...

Dogman
Summerland
King
Over my Head
Groove Machine

I don't sing as well as Ty, so the vocal harmonies would take a big hit.
I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


"To be successful, you need to be a good musician. To be popular, you just need to be fashionable" - Ritchie Blackmore
#27
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I mean I can't really play guitar, haha.

With him i'd be able to just chill and wear suits all day.
#28
Metallica - Bass

Seek and Destroy
Master of Puppets
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Judas Kiss
Orion

Explosions in the Sky - Lead

Your Hand in Mine
First Breath After Coma
The Birth and Death of Day
Greet Death
The Only Moment We were Alone

VersaEmerge - Bass

Past Praying For
Fixed At Zero
In Pursuing Design
Whisperer
The Authors
Eh Lol
#30
I can play every Miss May I song so no problems there.

Out of all the Dream Theater songs I can play the only ones I would be comfortable nailing live right now are In The Presence of Enemies, A Nightmare to Remember, Strange Deja Vu, Fatal Tragedy and possibly Octavarium.

Insurrection, Mouth of Hell, Ascendancy, Strings of Your Martyr, The Decieved, Rain, Black and Shattering the Skies Above by Trivium.

Taking Back My Soul, Nemesis, I Am Legend Out For Blood, Enemy Within and Dead Bury Their Dead by Arch Enemy.

Aesthetics of Hate, Who We Are, Locust, Clenching the Fists of Dissent, Halo and Beautiful Mourning by Machine Head.

My Curse, Breathe Life, Eye of the Storm, Daylight Dies and Rose of Sharyn by Killswitch Engage.


Ok I'm done.
#32
Avantasia - Guitar

Another Angel Down
Scarecrow
Lost in Space
Forever Is A Long Time
Alone I Remember
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#33
Metallica - Lead Guitar

1. Wherever I may Roam
2. Hero of the Day
3. My World
4. That Was Just Your Life
5. The Unforgiven

Judas Priest - Guitar (KKs/Richies part)

1. Youve got another thing comin
2. Nostradamus
3. Diamonds and Rust
4. Victim of Changes
5. Freewheel Burnin'

Saxon - Lead Guitar

1. Motorcycle Man
2. Play It loud
3. Heavy Metal Thunder
4. Taking Your Chances
5. Denim and Leather
ESP LTD m400
Peavey Vypyr 30 w/ Sanpera I
Dunlop Crybaby Wah pedal
ISP Decimator

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#35
Helter Skelter, I've Got A Feeling, Strawberry Fields Forever, Oh! Darling, Rain.

Funnily enough, they would need a fill in guitarist.
Sing me to sleep.
#36
Porcupine Tree
-Anesthetize
-Arriving Somewhere But Not Here
-Cheating the Polygraph
-The Blind House
-Deadwing

going to be a loooong audition
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#39
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Deftones - Bass

Change (In The House of Flies)
Diamond Eyes
Shove It (My Own Summer)
Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)
Deathblow


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Deftones - Guitar

Engine no. 9
CMND/CTRL
Hexagram
Needles and Pins
My Own Summer (Shove It)
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#40
The Black Dahlia Murder

1) What a Horrible Night to have a Curse

2) I Will Return

3) Everything Went Black

4) Moonlight Equilibrium

5) Carbonized in Cruciform
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