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#1
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic.




All we know is, he's called The Stig!
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#5
Some say he was born in space, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...

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#10
Top Gear's overrated. "Oh look, everyone, people driving - but the catch is... they're British!"

Granted, that's just in America. Not sure how they attract viewers in the UK.
#11
By being childish, racist, sexist and politically incorrect on the BBC. You know, fun and interesting.
#12
Some say he is a monopole, yet he has 2 poles.
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#13
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By being childish, racist, sexist and politically incorrect on the BBC. You know, fun and interesting.


Probably why I don't find it that interesting. We're all childish, racist, sexist, and politically incorrect anyway so the novelty's lost on me.
#14
some say that his milkshake is better than kelis's...
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#15
Some say he makes Swiss cheese for a hobby...
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#18
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Perry McCarthy was the best Stig.

I've met him. He was perhaps the most boring man I've ever spent breakfast with


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#19
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I'm the best stig, just don't let anyone know.

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#20
Best show on television.

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The 70's trailer they made for The Interceptors is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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#23
Oh how I love the choreographed politically incorrect jokes that Clarkson tells every show, with Hammond sniggering in the corner like a little weasel.

#24
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Oh how I love the choreographed politically incorrect jokes that Clarkson tells every show, with Hammond sniggering in the corner like a little weasel.



Dont like it? Then dont watch it.

Or have you nothing better to do than watch TV shows you dont like, then complain about them.


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#26
Some say the television show he stars in has been in decline for the past six years and is now little more that two irritating men and James May living out their mid-life crises on public television.

All we know is, I should have used the word most.
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#27
Quote by apmaman
Dont like it? Then dont watch it.

Or have you nothing better to do than watch TV shows you dont like, then complain about them.


That's pretty much it, yeah.
#28
Top Gear is a bucket of shit. Jeremy Clarkson needs to be shot, cut up, burnt then scattered in pig food which then, when it leaves the pig in the form of excrement, it needs to be buried in the deepest cavern in the deepest ocean never to see the light of day.
#29
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Top Gear is a bucket of shit. Jeremy Clarkson needs to be shot, cut up, burnt then scattered in pig food which then, when it leaves the pig in the form of excrement, it needs to be buried in the deepest cavern in the deepest ocean never to see the light of day.

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#30
Stig is clearly a retired drunk and drugged up race car driver, who is hidden behind the helmet at all times, because he refused to wash and cut his greasy long hair and get his rotten teeth fixed.
#31
Some say he created his on thread on UG just to see how many miserable ****s will whine about how shit Top Gear is.
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#32
I like cars, so I like Top Gear, I just have to watch it muted. Jeremy Clarkson and his stupid voice is more irritating than a ghost pepper flavoured condom.
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Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#35
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Top Gear is a bucket of shit. Jeremy Clarkson needs to be shot, cut up, burnt then scattered in pig food which then, when it leaves the pig in the form of excrement, it needs to be buried in the deepest cavern in the deepest ocean never to see the light of day.

You know, he once punched Piers Morgan. He's alright by me.
#36
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Top Gear is a bucket of shit. Jeremy Clarkson needs to be shot, cut up, burnt then scattered in pig food which then, when it leaves the pig in the form of excrement, it needs to be buried in the deepest cavern in the deepest ocean never to see the light of day.

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#37
Technically all our legs are hydraulic since muscles work by pumping blood in and out of them to generate expansion and contraction forces. Not so different from a linear hydraulic actuator.
#38
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You know, he once punched Piers Morgan. He's alright by me.

Okay, that does make him slightly better than Hitler, but still worse than Osama Bin Laden and Bruno Mars.
#40
Some say questionable things about him. Others disagree. All we know is he's called the Stig!
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