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#1
So a lot of guys consider women to be after tall dark and handsome with a big wallet and a bit willy.

Is this true UG ladies? What do you prioritise?

Height
Hairstyle
Dark/Light Features
Personality
Hunour
Kindness
Manners
Popularity
Confidence
Muscles
Six Pack
Big Willies
Talent
What kind of amplifier you have
Size of your wallet
#2
Penis size. I also can't be with a man that plays bass.
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#3
Girls dig guys who have awesome nunchuk skills and will catch them delicious bass.
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#4
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Girls dig guys who have awesome nunchuk skills and will catch them delicious bass.


i dig girls who make awesome tater tots
"The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted."
#5
What women say they want =/= what they actually want.


Fact.
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#9
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So a lot of guys consider women to be after tall dark and handsome with a big wallet and a bit willy.

Is this true UG ladies? What do you prioritise?

Height
Hairstyle
Dark/Light Features
Personality
Hunour
Kindness
Manners
Popularity
Confidence
Muscles
Six Pack
Big Willies
Talent
What kind of amplifier you have
Size of your wallet

5'11-6'4
Dark hair preferred, cut neat and short-medium length
Wat?
Funny, laidback, physically active
Sarcastic/dark humour
Kind
Mannerly
Should be able to carry on conversations in a wide variety of social settings and be self-confident
See above
"Cut" is ideal, too much muscle is a no go and nobody like a skinny-fat.
Too big is painful, I'd say 5.5-7 inches is ideal.
Umm, I guess being talented at their interests are important
Vox AC30
Bigger the better
Quote by CG Man16
What women say they want =/= what they actually want.


Fact.
Ohh, misogyny on the internet, haven't seen that one before.
#11
Women don't know what they want, silly bitches.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#12
Women want Anal
/thread
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#13
It's not limited to women - humans don't know what they want until they don't have anything to compare what they think they want to.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#14
Quote by RU Experienced?
Ohh, misogyny on the internet, haven't seen that one before.


That's not misogyny. No malice is implied. That's just a stereotype that proves itself true all too often.

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Women want Anal
/thread


Shut up.
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#15
I think I'm gonna go have a little cry.
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#16
Quote by blake1221
That's not misogyny. No malice is implied. That's just a stereotype that proves itself true all too often.


And also disproves itself an equal amount.
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#18
Quote by RU Experienced?
5'11-6'4
Dark hair preferred, cut neat and short-medium length
Wat?
Funny, laidback, physically active
Sarcastic/dark humour
Kind
Mannerly
Should be able to carry on conversations in a wide variety of social settings and be self-confident
See above
"Cut" is ideal, too much muscle is a no go and nobody like a skinny-fat.
Too big is painful, I'd say 5.5-7 inches is ideal.
Umm, I guess being talented at their interests are important
Vox AC30
Bigger the betterOhh, misogyny on the internet, haven't seen that one before.

Oh you.....

Stop stalking me.
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#19
Quote by blake1221
That's not misogyny. No malice is implied. That's just a stereotype that proves itself true all too often.



yep gotta agree.. only ones that dont,lack the experience with women to draw this conclusion IMO
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#20
As long as they're cute I guess. It's about personality really.
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#21
I like physical deformity, social inadequacy, and preferrably some kind of speech impediment.
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#22
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I like physical deformity, social inadequacy, and preferrably some kind of speech impediment.

I'm your man!
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#23
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I like physical deformity, social inadequacy, and preferrably some kind of speech impediment.


I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#24
Quote by blake1221
That's just a stereotype that proves itself true all too often

You've revealed your inexperience with the opposite sex quite well.
#26
Quote by RU Experienced?
Ohh, misogyny on the internet, haven't seen that one before.

Guess again.

Is my statement generalized? Of course, but it is still (generally) true.
Quote by RU Experienced?
You've revealed your inexperience with the opposite sex quite well.

Why do I even bother with you? You're always such a prick. I've seen the this happen more than I care to remember.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
Last edited by CG Man16 at Feb 8, 2012,
#27
Quote by CG Man16
Guess again.

Is my statement generalized? Of course, but it is still (generally) true.

Do you have a source to any psychological research backing up this claim?

You're right, I must have mistook your glaring absence of intelligence as misogyny. My apologies.

Edit^: Present retarded preposition with no basis on fact, get called out, resort to ad hominem. Nice.
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Feb 8, 2012,
#28
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
a bit willy.

That doesn't sound good at all!

I tend to go for good humor, intelligence, beauty, kindness... So I've only been with other girls so far.
#29
Quote by RU Experienced?
Do you have a source to any psychological research backing up this claim?

You're right, I must have mistook your glaring absence of intelligence as misogyny. My apologies.

Edit^: Present retarded preposition with no basis on fact, get called out, resort to ad hominem. Nice.

Big words in this post suggests condescension.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#30
Quote by RU Experienced?
You've revealed your inexperience with the opposite sex quite well.


Not through personal experience, fatty. Others' testimonials.
#31
Quote by Stugg334
As long as they're cute I guess. It's about personality really.


Contradictory post is contradictory.
#32
Quote by RU Experienced?
Do you have a source to any psychological research backing up this claim?

You're right, I must have mistook your glaring absence of intelligence as misogyny. My apologies.

Just anecdotal evidence.

also
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#33
So a lot of women consider men to be after skinny blonde and hawt with a big rack/ass.

Is this true UG gentlemen? What do you prioritise?
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#35
Quote by blake1221
Not through personal experience, fatty. Others' testimonials.
Anecdotal evidence is anecdotal, and nobody ever embellishes or alters stories to direct fault away from themselves and onto others. No sir.

Also, "fatty", really?

Edit:
Quote by CG Man16
Just anecdotal evidence.

Surprise, surprise.
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Feb 8, 2012,
#36
Height: 6'0"
Hairstyle: Liberty spikes or bust
Dark/Light Features: black from the waist down nawmean
Personality: no thanks
Humour: yes
Kindness: yes
Manners: yes
Popularity: idgaf
Confidence: idgaf
Muscles: no thanks
Six Pack: idgaf
Big Willies: yes pls
Talent: no thanks
What kind of amplifier you have: better be a Vox. Other British amps are accepted but not preferred.
Size of your wallet: regular size




Quote by fail
So a lot of women consider men to be after skinny blonde and hawt with a big rack/ass.

Is this true UG gentlemen? What do you prioritise?

Obscurity of music taste
Last edited by due 07 at Feb 8, 2012,
#37
Quote by fail
So a lot of women consider men to be after skinny blonde and hawt with a big rack/ass.

Is this true UG gentlemen? What do you prioritise?


First: Woman with a brain.
Second: She can't be a bitch.
Third: Dislike super-skinny, prefer a little cushion. (Not required)
Fourth: Tits/Ass are a bonus, not a requirement.
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#38
Quote by Andrew C. S.
Contradictory post is contradictory.


I'm just messin, I'm a guy, didn't put any thought into it.
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I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
#39
Quote by RU Experienced?
Ohh, misogyny on the internet, haven't seen that one before.



It's true though...for both sexes. People are just retards all around.
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