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#1
Are you an asshole driver? Or are you very passive on the road?

I always thought I was a light-tempered driver. I grew up in Houston, which is a f*cking huge city. Everyone is always in a rush to go to work, and I find the people here generally drive well. I was never one to get upset while driving.

Then I moved to San Marcos, not too far from San Antonio, and Jesus I absolutely hate the drivers here. I've never gotten upset until moving out here, and that's when I realized; I'm an asshole driver.







#2
I punish dickery with dickery, but naturally I'm a pretty alright driver.
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#3
I drive fast, but I'm a very courteous driver and don't get too angry at horrible ones. Except women.
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#4
The drivers here are bumfuck retarded.

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#6
Two things piss me off beyond belief.

1 - DUHHHH HOW DO I USE MY TURN SIGNALS!?!?!
2 - General retardation stemming from an inability to follow the most basic of road rules.

I try not to be an asshole driver, but it's hard when so many people out there have no idea what the fuck they're doing. If you're going 20kms under the speed limit for no good reason, I will overtake you; if you're trying to enter traffic but don't have your indicator on, I'm not going to let you in, etc.

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#7
Best thread title.

And as much as I hated it sometimes, I miss driving in Houston. 59 was a breeze, 45 was a little more of a challenge. Everyone was aware that everyone on 45 was an asshole, so they'd preemptively drive a little more aggressively. Trying to make it past downtown on 45 without going below 65 was something I'd always try to do out of fun.

And I'm guilty of the first and third pictures.

EDIT: Except nobody in Kingwood knew how to drive. At all.
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#9
Sometimes, but not usually though.

One thing that gets me though is when there is a lane closed, and it's obvious, but someone will inevitably drive all the way up the closed lane as far as they can and merge there, instead of back were everyone else is.

One time this guy drove all the way up the lane that was closing after I had already been sitting in traffic for a good 5-10 minutes, and tried to get in front of me. I kept making it look like he could get in front of me and then speeding up to the car in front. Eventually he ran out of room and starting running into cones and stuff and had to come to a complete stop.

My dad was in the passengers seat and he turned to me and said, "good job out douche-bagging the douche-bag."
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#10
I love it when a whole group of random stranger drivers bands against one aggressive asshole.
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#11
One time, I was in a turn lane at a 4-way intersection, about to turn left, and this cunt turns from the right, like almost all the way into my lane, and misses me by inches. Then she was the nerve to call ME a "fucking idiot".

I hope she died in a wreck.
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#12
I usually don't care about other drivers. If they're too close however I slow down to make them madder, or if I see them try and pass me I speed up until they realize they're ****ed and have to get back behind me.
#13
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One thing that gets me though is when there is a lane closed, and it's obvious, but someone will inevitably drive all the way up the closed lane as far as they can and merge there, instead of back were everyone else is.


YES. I hate that.

Look asshole, I've been waiting here for 10 minutes, I'm not letting you in because you think you're too important to wait in line like everyone else. Now fuck off mate.

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Then she was the nerve to call ME a "fucking idiot".

One time this stupid woman entered traffic from the wrong side of the road, without signalling, over double lines, without giving way to oncoming traffic (me). I had to slam my breaks on to avoid her, and she GAVE ME THE FINGER. Damn bitch what's wrong with you? If a cop saw it she probably would have lost her license.

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#14
I tend to hate it when people don't use their ****ing turn signal.
IF IT'S THERE, IT'S FOR A ****ING REASON.

So yes, I'm a part-time frustrated driver, guilty of the first and third image.
I don't mind other drivers going faster than me, at least they are efficient.
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#15
I'm an aggressive, albeit polite, driver. I don't drive like a dick, but I get where I need to go as quickly and as efficiently as possible, even if that means I have to tally up my casualty count at the end.
#16
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#17
Oh, I have a good retarded driver story!

My mom's car got slammed while she was making a left hand turn by some teenage girl running a red light. She actually went around a car in front of her that was already stopped. When the cop asked her why she ran it, these were her words. "I don't think I should get in trouble because I didn't realize the light was red. I was texting my friend and at the same time I dropped a CD. I couldn't see the light change."



Swear to god they were her exact words.
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Oh, I have a good retarded driver story!

My mom's car got slammed while she was making a left hand turn by some teenage girl running a red light. She actually went around a car in front of her that was already stopped. When the cop asked her why she ran it, these were her words. "I don't think I should get in trouble because I didn't realize the light was red. I was texting my friend and at the same time I dropped a CD. I couldn't see the light change."



Swear to god they were her exact words.



My girlfriend got hit from behind by a girl who was on the phone (which I don't know about where you are, but is very illegal here). The girl says "OH, I'M SO SORRY!" to which my girlfriend says "Well, you probably shouldn't have been using your phone," to which the genius girl responds, "Hey! Don't you get all preachy on me!" Umm, hello bitch! You just caused an accident because of your phone!

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#21
I've seen a girl texting while driving and she had a thing hanging from her rearview mirror that said "Don't Text and Drive". No joke. Tried to take a picture (I was the passenger so no harm there), but it didn't turn out well
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#22
The whole, "Let's signal whilst we're going around a corner" is absolutely baffling. Signal before you get to a corner. Why is common sense not applicable in driving?
#23
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One time this stupid woman entered traffic from the wrong side of the road, without signalling, over double lines, without giving way to oncoming traffic (me). I had to slam my breaks on to avoid her, and she GAVE ME THE FINGER. Damn bitch what's wrong with you? If a cop saw it she probably would have lost her license.


HATE THAT SHIT

also, *has the nerve
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#24
i'm constantly shocked by the ignorance towards, or ignoring, traffic laws when there is a power outage. people just run through stop lights like they are green and then become furious if someone actually takes the time to treat them as four way stops, as you should.

generally just frustrated by people not recognizing that they are behind the massive and potentially dangerous machines.
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Haha same here, I'll run laps around their ex-tank while doing this too

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#26
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I'm an aggressive, albeit polite, driver. I don't drive like a dick, but I get where I need to go as quickly and as efficiently as possible, even if that means I have to tally up my casualty count at the end.
That describes me pretty well. I will speed and I will jump lanes a lot but I always signal and I never cut people off.

I will, however, make a risky move or two if I have to.

Unfortunately, my car is back in Texas and I'll never get to drive it again. I can't get used to our cars up here. Too big.
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One time this guy drove all the way up the lane that was closing after I had already been sitting in traffic for a good 5-10 minutes, and tried to get in front of me. I kept making it look like he could get in front of me and then speeding up to the car in front. Eventually he ran out of room and starting running into cones and stuff and had to come to a complete stop.

My dad was in the passengers seat and he turned to me and said, "good job out douche-bagging the douche-bag."


haha +1 on this one !

The other day I was driving back home on the highway when a stupid kid with his honda came from nowhere behind and start flashing his high beam to make me change lane instead of passing me. I accelerated until I was even with this semi truck and both of us slowed down at 60km/h for a good five minutes The look on his face was epic when he passed me after
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#28
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Are you an asshole driver? Or are you very passive on the road?

I always thought I was a light-tempered driver. I grew up in Houston, which is a f*cking huge city. Everyone is always in a rush to go to work, and I find the people here generally drive well. I was never one to get upset while driving.

Then I moved to San Marcos, not too far from San Antonio, and Jesus I absolutely hate the drivers here. I've never gotten upset until moving out here, and that's when I realized; I'm an asshole driver.

Dude I'm from San Antonio and I personally think that San Antonio might have the worst drivers out of all of Texas! San Marcos is pretty bad too.
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#29
Nah I'm not an asshole driver.


There's some things I hate though:

1)Cars parked in the middle of the road without the signaling lights blinking
2)Cars that were in #1, but when I come near they start accelerating all of a sudden and change to my lane, effectively closing me.
3)Cars that are parked (with blinking lights) in the sidewalk, but when I come near (I'm on the right lane) they get in front of me

Basicly whenever a car merges right in front of my face without even signaling that they will
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Dude I'm from San Antonio and I personally think that San Antonio might have the worst drivers out of all of Texas! San Marcos is pretty bad too.

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#33
My grandma was in a little incident about a month ago. She was stopped at a light which soon turned green, from her story, she was a little slow starting (she's old, give her a break) and out from behind her this lady rear-ended her at like 20 mph. When my grandma got out of the car she walked over to talk to the woman. The driver did not know one word of English but kept saying "Green means go, green means go" To which grandma replied, " Well middle finger means F*ck you!" The hispanic lady just looked at her puzzled and shook her head. She didnt have insurance, so the lady gave my grandma some coupons and drove off. Luckily my grandma is filthy rich and dont need no coupons.
#34
I'm generally intolerant of people that don't know how to drive. They're taking the lives of others into their hands when they're behind the wheel, if someone is doing something wrong, I'll let them know via beeps and/or gestures.
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#35
I've heard that Adelaide drivers are the worst in Australia. If that's the case, then my level of not giving a shit about bad drivers must be over 9000.

Though I do laugh at some of the retarded things drivers do.
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I always thought I was a light-tempered driver. I grew up in Houston, which is a f*cking huge city. Everyone is always in a rush to go to work, and I find the people here generally drive well. I was never one to get upset while driving.

Then I moved to San Marcos, not too far from San Antonio, and Jesus I absolutely hate the drivers here. I've never gotten upset until moving out here, and that's when I realized; I'm an asshole driver.

The exact same thing happened to me when I went from Dallas to Columbia. Everyones so damn slow and I'm the asshole always trying to get ahead of everyone, but in Dallas, I'm pretty mild. But whatever, I'm a product of my environment
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Dude I'm from San Antonio and I personally think that San Antonio might have the worst drivers out of all of Texas! San Marcos is pretty bad too.

You've clearly never been to Dallas
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Best thread title.

And as much as I hated it sometimes, I miss driving in Houston. 59 was a breeze, 45 was a little more of a challenge. Everyone was aware that everyone on 45 was an asshole, so they'd preemptively drive a little more aggressively. Trying to make it past downtown on 45 without going below 65 was something I'd always try to do out of fun.
Yeah, once your start getting outside the urban areas of houston like on 610 or 290, the drivers decline in quality. They aren't like San Antonio drivers who are just slow (both in speed and intelligence). They seem more drunk than anything.
#38
I don't live in a big city, so the only people I hate are the ones described by the first picture Madcap posted.
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As a central Oklahoman, Dallas traffic does this to me


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#40
I don't get too fussed...

except one thing:

when you fucking cut me off or don't give me any space after I've given a VERY clear intention to turn onto your lane, I follow you home and burn your house down. Cunt.

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