#3
Triscuits are ew. wheat thins, on the other hand, are the shit.
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#5
yeah, i got drunk once and wrote a song about lesbian breasts, too. then i woke up the next day and had to take a dump.
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#8
What's a triscuit? Is it essentially a biscuit that's been baked a third time?
#9
So a biscuit is basically a monoscuit that's been baked a second time?
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#11
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Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

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#12
Yes.
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#13
When I eat oreos my poo is black and powdery.
you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


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#15
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What's a scuit anyway?




this!
This will start a RIOT! in me
#16
Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?
#17
I love triscuits and wheat thins. The latter are particularly good with hummus.
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#18
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What's a scuit anyway?


Ask the british
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#19
i stopped getting Tricuits at my local store because they put up this obnoxious motion detector that plays this dick's voice every time you walk anywhere near them:
#21
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So a biscuit is basically a monoscuit that's been baked a second time?


No because biscuit comes from the French meaning "cooked twice". Wait.....
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#22
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What's a triscuit? Is it essentially a biscuit that's been baked a third time?


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So a biscuit is basically a monoscuit that's been baked a second time?


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And a monoscuit is a baked scuit!?


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No because biscuit comes from the French meaning "cooked twice". Wait.....


My mind can't comprehend all this scuit theory!!
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#23
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i stopped getting Tricuits at my local store because they put up this obnoxious motion detector that plays this dick's voice every time you walk anywhere near them:



Why was he near the triscuits? And what did he say?
"You've got a minute to shit it"?
#24
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i stopped getting Tricuits at my local store because they put up this obnoxious motion detector that plays this dick's voice every time you walk anywhere near them:



At first I read that as "every time you wank anywhere near them." Most disappointing double take evar.
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