Poll: what a douche
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Who gives a shit? mind your own damn business :mad:
67 27%
You did the right thing calling her an idiot. I would have done the same :golfclap:
37 15%
Kids these days huh? shit now i sound like some old dinosaur.. :llama:
10 4%
Look on the bright side bro, at least she didnt get a tongue ring :D
8 3%
I have a tramp stamp and I am offended by this post :facepalm:
9 4%
Thank the lord je-zus for tramp stamps; they're useful in pointing out the slags! :cool:
39 15%
OP, your sister is now a tramp. how do you feel maan? :finger:
66 26%
fffff-ffffuuuucccccckk yooooooooooou :grrr:
16 6%
Voters: 252.
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#1
she's all like 'hayy look at my new tattoo' and lo and behold its a tramp stamp. what an idiot. i told her she's an idiot and she told me to shut up. now she's all pissed off. whatever, people are gonna do what they're gonna do i guess.

whats the point in giving advice?
#3
Pics or it didn't happen

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#5
Shut the fuck up, you irritating twat.

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#8
whats her number?
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#11
Tramp stamps, more like slut patches, or slag tags, are the biggest turn off for me personally. You're sister get's no points from me.
#12
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she's all like 'hayy look at my new tattoo' and lo and behold its a tramp stamp. what an idiot. i told her she's an idiot and she told me to shut up. now she's all pissed off. whatever, people are gonna do what they're gonna do i guess.

whats the point in giving advice?


I'm not sure it's quite advice you gave her, if you had said to her before hand then fair enough but afterwards seems a bit pointless, sort of like hindsight man from South Park.
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#13
I'll have you guys a pic up once we switch to doggy style.
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#18
*sigh* Time to get out the sand paper....
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#19
Well, TS, are you going to tap that or not?
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#20
How do you always manage to make the worst polls? Do you set out to do it?
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#21
I had to google tramp stamp.
I was not disappointed.
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#24
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I had to google tramp stamp.
I was not disappointed.

Get with the times, man. Tramp stamps were invented so you no longer have to put any effort into picking out the easiest chick at the bar!
#25
Oh god so many options to go with, which one can I take

1. [long-winded rant about what a twat you are, or a Long-wind twant for short]
2. Pics
3. Do her
4. This poll is actually an option in the poll of the worst polls in the history of polling
5. TS is pissed that someone doesn't like his new tattoo
6. Link me to her Facebook, I'll patch things up for you
7. Legit post

Meh, I'll go with legit for this one..... when people do something like that they don't want honesty, they want to be affirmed. "Oh, nice," or "cool" would be plenty, you don't even have to like the silly thing. Just acknowledge that she told you. When someone has finished something irrevocable or that took a lot of work (keyword: finished) the last thing they actually want to hear is that they shouldn't have done it. The time to call a mating symbol idiotic is when she says "so I'm thinking of getting a tribal pattern on my lower back. What do you think?" Not when she says "LOOK AT MY COOL NEW TATTOO! "

Actually, no, let's go for the poll option because you implied tongue piercings are worse than bullseyes, and no, GTFO. Tongue piercings are the shit. This poll is bad and you should feel bad.

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#26
I think you should capitalize on the situation and become her pimp.

As far as getting her to not be pissed at you; just go up to her and yell, "Shut up, bitch!" then lay the smack down on her. Remember to use the back hand, otherwise she'll never respect you.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#28
Tramps stamps are an easy way to identify how repulsive of a slag the particular girl is.
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#32
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Pics or it didn't happen

You know the drill.

the guy with my name said it.

Wait...

so YOU're Basti96...
#35
Might as well just have "Pull Out and Jizz Here" inked into your lower back.
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#36
Is this your sister?

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#37
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You call her a tramp just because she got a tattoo on her lower back?


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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#38
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You call her a tramp just because she got a tattoo on her lower back?


It's a common euphemism, and to be honest, they are kind of trashy.
#39
If she ever gets preg she won't be able to get an epidural.

Unless I see pics of your sister I'm going to assume you're a fancy boy who got a tramp stamp yourself.
#40
Please don't say she got a butterfly, every time someone gets one it seems to be a butterfly.
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