#1
so how come when youre driving down the highway, and you see a road sign that reads 'now entering [insert tribe name] nation territory' its really just code for 'prepare your body for the shittiest motherfucking roads imaginable'.

then when you drive past their casino, the thing is motherfucking pristine, lit up all to hell, and there's not a single goddamned pot hole in the whole parking lot?

whats up with that?

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#4
On December 28 they were intercepted by the 7th Cavalry, the same branch of the U. S. Army that was headed by George Armstrong Custer in 1876 at the Little Bighorn. Big Foot’s band was pushed to make an encampment at Wounded Knee creek. They were stripped of their weapons.

The next morning, December 29, while forced to line up for further searches a weapon discharged and the massacre at Wounded Knee began. Without weapons, the Lakota warriors shouted to the women and children to flee and they fought the soldiers with their bare hands.

Big Foot was shot to death while lying in his tent suffering from pneumonia.

Two weeks before the massacre after hearing of the death of Sitting Bull, a newspaperman named L. Frank Baum, the same man who wrote The Wonderful Wizard of Oz a few years later, editorialized in the Aberdeen (S.D.) Saturday Review, “Sitting Bull, most renowned Sioux of modern history, is dead. He was an Indian with a white man’s spirit of hatred and revenge for those who wronged him and his. With this fall the nobility of the Redskin is extinguished and what few are left are a pack of whining curs who lick the hand that smites them. The Whites, by law of conquest, by justice of civilization, are masters of the American continent, and the best safety of the frontier settlers will be secured by the total annihilation of the few remaining Indians.”

My grandmother Sophie was an employee at the Holy Rosary Indian Mission, just a few miles from Wounded Knee, and told of the soldiers that rode on to the mission grounds on that freezing day in December, some with blood still on their gloves, and about how she and several of the students had to feed and water their horses.

American Horse, a prominent Lakota leader said, “There was a woman with an infant in her arms who was killed as she almost touched the flag of truce . . . A mother was shot down with her infant; the child not knowing its mother was dead, was still nursing. The women as they were fleeing with their babies were killed together, shot right through and after most all of them had been killed a cry was made that all those who were not killed or wounded should come forth and they would be safe. Little boys came out of their places of refuge, and as soon as they came in sight a number of soldiers surrounded them and butchered them.”

More than 20 Medals of Honor were given to the soldiers involved in this pitiless massacre. To the Lakota people, even to this day, December 29, 1890 is a “Day that will live in infamy.”



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#5
The internet.

There's this really cute girl in Alaska that I know off, she's hot, legal and native american, also, damn, sometimes I wished I was in AK, she's hot and likes to flirt.
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#8
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How in all the hells do you make this racist? Not very intelligent, but racist? I don't think so...
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#9
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#10
Doesn't the government control the state of the roads, and the native Americans control the state of the Casino?
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#11
I'm ****ing on you!

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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#15
a gurl wuz in a swimiming POLL

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splashen...swimmin...havin 2 much fun!!

newai da LYFGURD is hr bf

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but den a KED sturs DROWNEN :O

da gurl ses

'bbz... ru u watchin mii?????//'' <33333

da boi ses

'no....'' <////333 :'((((

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da boi gos 2 pic up hr bodii

she DED

da boi crii

' i ment 2 say no...cos i am savin das ked... but now i c dat i wuz selfesh i luff u i ned u wat hav i don :'(((((''

da boi so sayd dat he SCREEMS n jupsm in da swimimng pol n dro0wns hismelf...

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a gurl wuz in a swimiming POLL

shi is hevin da tym of hur LYF!!! <33333

splashen...swimmin...havin 2 much fun!!

newai da LYFGURD is hr bf

hi is watchin hur swmin <3333

but den a KED sturs DROWNEN :O

da gurl ses

'bbz... ru u watchin mii?????//'' <33333

da boi ses

'no....'' <////333 :'((((

da gurl cris n jupms oot da smimim poll n runz BUT shi dint c da 'dnt runn' sine n slips.... she BASHES hur HED on da FLOR

da boi gos 2 pic up hr bodii

she DED

da boi crii

' i ment 2 say no...cos i am savin das ked... but now i c dat i wuz selfesh i luff u i ned u wat hav i don :'(((((''

da boi so sayd dat he SCREEMS n jupsm in da swimimng pol n dro0wns hismelf...

now dey 2 geva 5evr all in da nam of luffs... <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

xXx...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIME...xXx


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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#19
Quote by moscaespañol
a gurl wuz in a swimiming POLL

shi is hevin da tym of hur LYF!!! <33333

splashen...swimmin...havin 2 much fun!!

newai da LYFGURD is hr bf

hi is watchin hur swmin <3333

but den a KED sturs DROWNEN :O

da gurl ses

'bbz... ru u watchin mii?????//'' <33333

da boi ses

'no....'' <////333 :'((((

da gurl cris n jupms oot da smimim poll n runz BUT shi dint c da 'dnt runn' sine n slips.... she BASHES hur HED on da FLOR

da boi gos 2 pic up hr bodii

she DED

da boi crii

' i ment 2 say no...cos i am savin das ked... but now i c dat i wuz selfesh i luff u i ned u wat hav i don :'(((((''

da boi so sayd dat he SCREEMS n jupsm in da swimimng pol n dro0wns hismelf...

now dey 2 geva 5evr all in da nam of luffs... <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

xXx...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIME...xXx

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#21
**** you.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#22
the sad thing is the OP isnt far from the truth. i work in a casino too but the roads/parking lot of the casino is just as messed up. people go there anyway. a interstate highway also runs through my reservation. the state controls the construction and maintenance of this road but all the roads in and for the community is under the charge of the tribal facilities.


also:https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1448635
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#24
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when i was at work the other night there was a guy there who looked almost exactly like the mascot for the Redskins. (baseball i think)
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#25
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