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#2
wat
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#5
many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath...


brand new


bands like Black Sabbath


lolwut?
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#6
How can you not blame 9/11 on heavy metal ? Planes need to be rigid in order to sustain the weight and speed required to remain efficient.
#7
You guys realize this is a joke, right?

In response to Santorum’s metal onslaught, Mitt Romney officially denounced his earlier position of “tolerance towards all fans of extreme music”. This, in spite of the fact that GWAR played his inauguration as governor of Massachusetts back in 2003.
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#12
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This, like, can't be happening. I think we should post a bunch of those "92% of America listens to Justin Beiber" comments on all his campaign videos. That'll show him. METAL HATES YOU, RICK SANTORUM. **** yourself. Let's assassinate him. He's clearly retarded and a closet homosexual.

EDIT: Caught in a landslide
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#13
I don't think people understand what declaring war is anymore.

Also, I don't think anything is corrupting the youth as much as these bullshit politicians are.
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#15
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I don't think people understand what declaring war is anymore.


Agreed. Can't wait for WWIII.
#16
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It's fake, you dolts.
Shhhh let's keep it quiet and laugh silently.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
In the past, Santorum has accused heavy metal of being the cause of some of the worst crimes in American history including the attempt on the life of Ronald Reagan in 1981, 9/11 and the passage of Obama’s Health Care Bill.


#19
Wait 'till he hears Cannibal Corpse.
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#21
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Shhhh let's keep it quiet and laugh silently.

We can be loud about and they'll still ignore it. This is every rebellious highschool metalhead's wet dream and they won't let a little thing like it being a joke ruin it.
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#22
"87 percent of Republican voters think that the biggest problem in America today is 'the demented bloodlust of teenagers caused entirely by heavy metal music.'”

4 reelz?
"People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis; you can't trust people."
#23
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It's fake, you dolts.


they like metal. what do you expect?

lol @ the trivium guy. what a maroon.
#DTWD
#25
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Clearly fake.
You do realize that right?


Most people probably didn't actually read the blog, so no, nobody knows.
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It's hard to tell what's real or what's fake ever since that boot hat bearded gay sprinkler has been campaigning for the past couple of years.

I voted for him. Don't hate.
#26
Quote by element4433
Shhhh let's keep it quiet and laugh silently.

I think it's more scary than funny that these people actually think this is real. Though I doubt most of them actual read the article. It's a dead give away.
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#27
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is this just fantasy ?


Caught in landslide?
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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#28
If that means metal gets abolished, then so be it!
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#29
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I voted for him. Don't hate.


Not hating. I'd vote for him too. Just saying it's hard to tell what's real and what's not if he can get so much airtime and chances to speak.
#30
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It's hard to tell what's real or what's fake ...


not this.
#DTWD
#31
Let's all feel superior to people who don't feel like reading through that wall of text which was made purely to stir up controversy and gain hits and is based on a retardedly juvenile joke akin to saying "George Bush said Sarkozy is a poopy-head!"
#33
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Caught in a landslide


No escape from reality....

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#34
Its satire. Badly written at that

I've slit the throats of clergymen and governors
Those bloated swine...
May their screams unhinge a thankless crown
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#35
I thought it could've been real. There are enough idiots like this in Australia who I've heard about leading campaigns to stop metal bands coming, and considering that America has more people like this, it seemed plausible, until I read all the way through. I think even Rick Santorum would know that Sabbath and Maiden aren't 'brand-new'.
"People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis; you can't trust people."
#36
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they like metal. what do you expect?



I like metal. What are you suggesting?
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#37
Honestly, I thought it was possible until they got to "metal internment camps." Until then it sounded a bit out-there, but possible with Santorum Claus. But after that is just got blatant.
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#39
Quote by StewieSwan
I like metal. What are you suggesting?
Sorry I'll translate that in a language you'll understand:

METAL FANS IS STUPID \m/
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#40
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No escape from reality....


Open your eyes...
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