#1
So my girlfriends parents have been split up for about 5 months and aren't even divorced yet, but her mom has a new boyfriend and he is a total ***** (so I hear). I haven't met him yet, but according to my girlfriend he treats her like he is already his dad, and has a daughter who is very self-absorbed and materialistic. I need to think of subtle things to say to this guy when I meet him so he thinks I'm such a crazy drug/sex addict, or just to piss him off. I also think I may throw in something about the church of satan in there? Just a thought though... We're 19 if anyone cared....
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#2
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has a daughter who is very self-absorbed and materialistic.

Sounds hot. Drop your current gf and get with the hot one.
#3
How about you don't be a douche?

You've never even met the guy and yet your trying to piss him off for no reason.
#4
lol

just lol.

at you.

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#5
like he is already his dad


I stopped reading right there.

If you're picking her up from her house you could say
"Don't worry mr.*insertname* WE'll have her back by ten."
#7
Smack his balls when he's banging her mom.
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#8
Sleep with his girlfriend and then don't call her.
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#13
Or maybe your girlfriend is just pissed about the break-up and is trying to find any reason to hate her mother's new boyfriend.
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#14
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Thats good. girls from broken families do WAY more crazy shit.

Like get with immature boyfriends
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How about you don't be a douche?

You've never even met the guy and yet your trying to piss him off for no reason.


errybody knows all step-dads are douches

oh

and just have a threesome with her mom and dad man

that'd be so intimate for you guys

could really help you out
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#16
Kick his ass = Establish Alpha Dominance
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#18
Your girlfriend answers yes to 'do you have a difficult relationship with your father figure?', why the hell would you want to change that?! Everyone knows that's the jackpot for kinky shit.
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#21
Break up with your gf and start dating her new dad.
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#22
Could be worse.

At least you're not an evangelical christian and the bf is Slacker Babbath.
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#24
You need to find the boyfriend, kick his teeth in and then ass rape him into the end of next week. You must do this as soon as possible to assert your dominance.
#25
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Could be worse.

At least you're not an evangelical christian and the bf is Slacker Babbath.





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Breakup with your girlfriend and start dating her Mum.


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#26
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So my girlfriends parents have been split up for about 5 months and aren't even divorced yet, but her mom has a new boyfriend and he is a total ***** (so I hear). I haven't met him yet, but according to my girlfriend he treats her like he is already his dad, and has a daughter who is very self-absorbed and materialistic. I need to think of subtle things to say to this guy when I meet him so he thinks I'm such a crazy drug/sex addict, or just to piss him off. I also think I may throw in something about the church of satan in there? Just a thought though... We're 19 if anyone cared....


You sound like a grown up and mature human being. Are you sure you're not 12?
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#27
Yeah, piss him off, then you can't see your girlfriend anymore.

Brilliant.
#28
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We're 19 if anyone cared....
Fucking act like it then.
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#30
Murder him. It's your only option.

Get yourself a Wakizashi blade and make him suffer for his lack of honour.
#31
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We're 19 if anyone cared....



http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/respect


Once you get past 15 there is little and less mileage in just pissing people off and being a passive aggressive little kid. They're responsible adults, and could do a lot worse than calling you subtle names. Just play it mature and everyone's life will be easier.
#32
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So my girlfriends parents have been split up for about 5 months and aren't even divorced yet, but her mom has a new boyfriend and he is a total ***** (so I hear). I haven't met him yet, but according to my girlfriend he treats her like he is already his dad, and has a daughter who is very self-absorbed and materialistic. I need to think of subtle things to say to this guy when I meet him so he thinks I'm such a crazy drug/sex addict, or just to piss him off. I also think I may throw in something about the church of satan in there? Just a thought though... We're 19 if anyone cared....


"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#33
Sounds like you need to grow up, and she needs to move out if she doesn't like him. Is it really your business? Anyway, maybe he's just trying to be nice? And who cares about his daughter? Daytime TV is full of programs about the non- issues created by people who jump to conclusions and refuse to even try to get on with things sensibly.
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