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So I went to the eye doctor today because I wear my contacts forever and my eyes were hurting, and she told me I had a scratched cornea. I decided that I'm completely not responsible enough to wear contacts, but I don't really like glasses so I'm at a loss as to what style I should get.

Here's my mug:


I was thinking about the smaller style wayfarers, but I feel like you've gotta have a big gnarly beard to wear any kind of Ray-Ban's.

I wanna look smart but not lame, something that'll get me loads of college babes. Hellp me out.
Dickless.
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wtf is this.

edit: Also, I contact lens, and it requires no responsibility.
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Contact lenses are by far superior, I can see better with them than with my glasses.
However you do have to remember to clean them.

Also, even though gnarly beards are cool, this UG smiley demonstrates that they are not necessary in order to correctly 'sport' Ray Bans.

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Contact lenses are by far superior, I can see better with them than with my glasses.
However you do have to remember to clean them.

Also, even though gnarly beards are cool, this UG smiley demonstrates that they are not necessary in order to correctly 'sport' Ray Bans.


I've been wearing them for four years, I can't get them in without sitting in front of the mirror for like 45 minutes, I leave them in for wayyyy too long and I don't change them as often as I should. I'm just not cut out for it.
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I've been wearing them for four years, I can't get them in without sitting in front of the mirror for like 45 minutes, I leave them in for wayyyy too long and I don't change them as often as I should. I'm just not cut out for it.


For like the first week my mum had to put them in for me.

I guess in that case the only options are, get glasses or super-high powered lasers.

edit: Since you're talking about gnarly beards I presume you're the one on the left in the picture?
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Last edited by Julz127 at Feb 12, 2012,
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For like the first week my mum had to put them in for me.

I guess in that case the only options are, get glasses or super-high powered lasers.

edit: Since you're talking about gnarly beards I presume you're the one on the left in the picture?

Duh, this is the internet. There are no girls here.
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who's the chick then?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I might be a girl... If you want.
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who's the chick then?

Little cousin. Christmas dinner's the last time I had a picture taken.
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shit bro im hungry now

(gotta wait another year for xmas dinner)


oh yeah

Could you tell her *puts on sunglasses* i said hi?
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shit bro im hungry now

(gotta wait another year for xmas dinner)


oh yeah

Could you tell her *puts on sunglasses* i said hi?

Sure, soon as she gets home from middle school. Or you could go there and wait for her, either way.
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Hahahaha that shits gold, but about your glasses situation, My suggestion is just try a bit harder for contacts. Most people i know that wear glasses/contacts prefer contacts.

You could be completely different, but, I think in the long run(once you get a routine goin) you'll be better off with contacts
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I love Ray Ban clubmasters. I HATED wearing glasses before I got a pair of those. Search on google! I think they look way better than classic wayfarers, and wayfarers are just kind of overused these days.
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#18
Get disposable contacts? That's what I've got, you can **** around all you want.
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I love Ray Ban clubmasters. I HATED wearing glasses before I got a pair of those. Search on google! I think they look way better than classic wayfarers, and wayfarers are just kind of overused these days.

Oh those. Yeah, I was considering those but I feel like they're a little too hip for me. I don't do enough photography. Plus I need something that can be easily ripped off so I can buy the $50 versioin.
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I used a copy version of clubmasters for a couple of years before getting authentic Ray Ban; they were a PERFECT copy, I will look for them in my basement and see if I can post a pic tomorrow... Haven't seen a good copy since. They are very hard to find, but it's not impossible
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#21
she looks like she gives good blowjobs
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