#1
The day before Valentine's day, I heard it's a thing.

The magical day where single women are desperate and will be easy, tell us about your experience with this glorious day so far pit.

I just woke up, but I'm expecting a great desperation day.
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#4
it's quite brilliant. i've already gotten 3 texts from completely unrelated chicks i'm currently platonic with subtly asking what i'm doing for valentine's. well, that's not entirely accurate, technically 2 of them are step-sisters.
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#5
Today is the 12th......Valentines day is the 14th.....In fact here it isn't anywhere near the 13th, we still have a good 12 hours until desperation day
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#6
How I Met Your Mother?

Edit: And That^

I'm the first to get a new day and it's only 12:49am
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#8
Quote by Basti95
O hai i have a girfriend.

GET OUT.


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#9
Quote by kbabz22
Today is the 12th......Valentines day is the 14th.....In fact here it isn't anywhere near the 13th, we still have a good 12 hours until desperation day

I think I slept too much, I got the date wrong
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#11
Yeah it true
Yeah I'm not gonna do it
Why not?
I don't care for valentines day


Me=Forever alone
#12
Quote by Highelf04
Yeah it true
Yeah I'm not gonna do it
Why not?
I don't care for valentines day


Me=Forever alone

Just because you celebrate Desperation day doesn't have to mean that you celebrate Valentine's day as well.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#13
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Just because you celebrate Desperation day doesn't have to mean that you celebrate Valentine's day as well.

But without Valentines Day then Desperation Day wouldn't exist, because it exist's because single women want a date for Valentines Day, therefore you have to acknowledge Valentines Day for Desperation Day to exist in your head...It's kind of a Yin and Yang thing going on there one can't exist without the other.
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#14
Quote by kbabz22
But without Valentines Day then Desperation Day wouldn't exist, because it exist's because single women want a date for Valentines Day, therefore you have to acknowledge Valentines Day for Desperation Day to exist in your head...It's kind of a Yin and Yang thing going on there one can't exist without the other.

Acknowledge doesn't mean celebrate.
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#15
Quote by kbabz22
But without Valentines Day then Desperation Day wouldn't exist, because it exist's because single women want a date for Valentines Day, therefore you have to acknowledge Valentines Day for Desperation Day to exist in your head...It's kind of a Yin and Yang thing going on there one can't exist without the other.

Not celebrating it doesn't mean it stops ever having existed. If it did you'd have an amazing power.
#16
If anything I'm GLAD I'm single on Valentine's Day. It means I won't lose my mind or money trying to organise something. I like not having to give a crap.


Time for me to go out and hook up with some desperate, lonely bitches.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


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Good.


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#18
Quote by Novacane...
I didn't know this day existed. Says a lot about me...

That up until now you were missing out on this glorious day?
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#19
Most likely I'll still be recovering from this flu.
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