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#1
Anyone else ever had that feeling like you had to fart but it was diarrhea?

Well I had the same experience when I went to fart in my room mate's face...

Needless to say, he had the opposite of a big shit eatting grin.
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#5
Cool story bro. I don't believe you.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#6
Pics or it didn't happen.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#14
Quote by whoomit
I often think I'm going to fart and then piss myself.

I am so angry about the picture of sandy that pops up in your avatar.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#17
Quote by MH400
Dwight!!!

:d

Yessir?
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#18
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Congrats. You just gave your friend a hot carl.

Not a hot carl, he didn't mention saran wrap.

ITT: OP discovers sharting
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#19
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
Pics or it didn't happen.



THIS!
Living is a bless, most of the people just exist

i'm out of my mind, insane, and what i say is sht or doesn't make sense, still your reading this.
#20
Quote by Xter
Anyone else ever had that feeling like you had to fart but it was diarrhea?

Well I had the same experience when I went to fart in my room mate's face...

Needless to say, he had the opposite of a big shit eatting grin.
Liar, liar, plants for hire.

ggg1 ggg3

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#21
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I'd get that checked.

It doesn't bother me or anything, keeps me warm in winter

Quote by Dwight.Schrute
I am so angry about the picture of sandy that pops up in your avatar.

Why?
#22
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
I am so angry about the picture of sandy that pops up in your avatar.
Yeah. The fuck, man.
ggg1 ggg3

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#23
Quote by whoomit
It doesn't bother me or anything, keeps me warm in winter


Why?

The pink cat thing makes me happy, cause it is so cute and it means whoomit has something to say. Then ugly as butt**** sandy shows up and shits over the entire parade.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#24
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
The pink cat thing makes me happy, cause it is so cute and it means whoomit has something to say. Then ugly as butt**** sandy shows up and shits over the entire parade.

Yes, I completely agree your old smiley made me all warm and fuzzy inside, and your new one ruins it
Don't make me form a group for restoring Whoomit's avatar...
#25
Quote by lncognito
Yes, I completely agree your old smiley made me all warm and fuzzy inside, and your new one ruins it
Don't make me form a group for restoring Whoomit's avatar...

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/get_rid_of_sandy_whoomit/
Spread the word.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#26
Don't listen to them! Krusty Towers FTW
(but you could get a cuter picture...even though i like the contrast)
#29
Quote by behind_you
Too far.

It drives me bonkers though. This is a legit complaint to whoomit.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#31
Whoomit,
you are a part of two families. UG Veterans, and Krusty Towers.
These people are stubborn and don't like change. I've accepted the change that shows your duality in nature: Both likable and humorous.
Didn't they tell Jeremy Lin that he was not only a back up, but he was a back up of a back up? Why, because he wasn't some big named person from the Tar Heels? Look at him now. He was doubted and he's one of the biggest surprises.
People are doubting you now, but don't let them. Be more than who they want you to be. They want to limit you to being one single identity. Fuck them. Be two.
#37
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Whoomit,
you are a part of two families. UG Veterans, and Krusty Towers.
These people are stubborn and don't like change. I've accepted the change that shows your duality in nature: Both likable and humorous.
Didn't they tell Jeremy Lin that he was not only a back up, but he was a back up of a back up? Why, because he wasn't some big named person from the Tar Heels? Look at him now. He was doubted and he's one of the biggest surprises.
People are doubting you now, but don't let them. Be more than who they want you to be. They want to limit you to being one single identity. Fuck them. Be two.

I am completely cool with multiple personalities. Its just of all the pictures possible from spongebob, that is probably the worst.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#39
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Never mind didn't work

I missed a reference didn't I...

#40
Quote by Basti95
@itamar's sig...what the hell

Oops, I'm fixing it now.
I had to take yours off cos there's that 250 character limit for the sigs, and I've been using that for a long time now. I'm sorry
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