Poll: On Top, or Bottom?
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View poll results: On Top, or Bottom?
I prefer being on top.
43 25%
I prefer her being on top.
87 50%
I wouldn't know.
45 26%
Voters: 175.
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#1
Do you prefer to be on top or on the bottom in the bedroom?

I much prefer her being on top. Less work, feels better, much better view. Oh, and boobs feel better when she's not laid on her back. Fact.

So, Pit?..
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#2
Me ontop or behind.
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#7
Depends on the girl, bro. Some of them are really good on top. Some of them are pretty terrible.
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#9
Quote by StewieSwan
Depends on the girl, bro. Some of them are really good on top. Some of them are pretty terrible.



This.

Behind is alright, too.
RIP Tom Searle.
#10
Quote by StewieSwan
Depends on the girl, bro. Some of them are really good on top. Some of them are pretty terrible.

This.
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And pedals!



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#12
I'm lazy. Let her do the work. Also, I'm a huge fan of seated position
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#14
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Well she has to be in the position where she can suck my dick while I fuck her ass


I hope I'm not the only one that gets those references
#15
In general, I prefer her on top. I'm pretty flexible about it though. (not flexible like that, though, unfortunately)
#16
This is an obligatory post whining about how I haven't lost my virginity yet.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#17
Quote by BeefWellington
This is an obligatory post whining about how I haven't lost my virginity yet.


+1
#18
Quote by Darkshade666
I hope I'm not the only one that gets those references



No, no you're not..

OT I prefer her on top as long as she's good at it, behind is nice too and so are a myriad of other positions not necessarily horizontal.
Quote by lockedandlogan
Let me get this straight. You're asking a bunch of people who are sitting at their computers, likely due to boredom, what to do for fun.



Quote by GaijinFoot
Old chinese proverb says: Man goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger

Wise words
#19
Quote by BeefWellington
This is an obligatory post whining about how I haven't lost my virginity yet.


lol your beef is welling for a ton of poon

+1. So is mine. =\
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#20
From behind. Any other answer is wrong.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#22
I'm a power-bottom.
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#23
I like it more when she's on top.

And when I say on top I mean behind me pushing like a taiga while I pretend I'm her baka-inu if you get what I'm on about.
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We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#24
Quote by BeefWellington
This is an obligatory post whining about how I haven't lost my virginity yet.


Know whats worse than being a virgin and not knowing how sex is?

Being in a 3 year dry spell and knowing exactly what you are missing.

Top!
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endless supply of cats = endless supply of food.


Quote by Calibos
I've also noticed that as i've got older, I want to be further and further away from the front at a gig. Damn kids with their mushy pits and walls of doom.
Last edited by m3tal_R3dn3ck at Feb 12, 2012,
#25
Quote by darkstar2466
lol your beef is welling for a ton of poon


Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

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#27
Quote by OVER9000VIDEOS
I want her shitting on my penis


it's okay. we all have our urges
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#29
Quote by OVER9000VIDEOS
I want her sitting on my penis

You sick fuck.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#30
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Well she has to be in the position where she can suck my dick while I fuck her ass



This happens to be my favorite position too.


But if she bein a bitch and dont want to suck my dick while i **** her ass on the bottom (if im feelin lazy) or from the back
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#31
Quote by Ashe_Mc
me and my gf talked about this. she likes being the dom.

Mhmm, does she wear a strap-on too?
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#34
I was boggled by these poll results

Then I realized the averaged pit user would crush a woman if he was on top.

And then I realized the average pit user isn't get any.. so I'm not sure what is actually going on here
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#36
Quote by entity0009
Not in a position to speculate.

I believe that'd be the top as you're higher up.
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#37
Quote by OVER9000VIDEOS
I want the fat

from her ass

to beat the shit out of my pevlis

with every thrust


EDIT: I just asked my mom what this thread is about. You guys are sick..
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
Last edited by Dwight.Schrute at Feb 12, 2012,
#38
Quote by DonGlover
I believe that'd be the top as you're higher up.

I was hoping someone would catch that
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#39
When a girl takes control and gets on top... Awwww yeah...

And if I can get in her ass, shit is goooood.
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