Poll: Would you ever hire a hooker?
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View poll results: Would you ever hire a hooker?
Yes
29 15%
No
110 57%
I'd consider it
55 28%
Voters: 194.
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#5
Someone's daughter. No. No.
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#6
Quote by trainspotted11
When is it justifiable to hire a hooker? Anyone done it before? Discuss.
Never, not me, no.
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#7
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Let me guess, your friend wants to know?

No, it just randomly popped into my head and I was curious what the pit would have to say.
As for me, I'd never do it.
#8
I would never hire a hooker, ever. Who pays?
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#9
Nah. I've never found having sex with someone who's had sex with hundreds of others appealing.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#10
Quote by behind_you
Never



Not even if you have a disability or deformity that makes you really unattractive?
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#11
Quote by StewieSwan
Not even if you have a disability or deformity that makes you really unattractive?
If anything, that would make me less inclined to do it. Don't want to add STD's to my list of problems.
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#13
Quote by behind_you
If anything, that would make me less inclined to do it. Don't want to add STD's to my list of problems.

Go to the Netherlands, they're STD free and legal
#14
Quote by Spaztikko
std free, then yes.

why the hell not?

But there's no way to know....
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#15
Quote by StewieSwan
Not even if you have a disability or deformity that makes you really unattractive?


A comedian named Jim Jeffries has a routine based around this. Watch Alcoholocaust. Good lulz.
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#16
Quote by Spaztikko
std free, then yes.

why the hell not?
She could get pregnant?

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Go to the Netherlands, they're STD free and legal
Would still not do it, for the reason T00DEEPBLUE pointed out.
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#17
Quote by behind_you
She could get pregnant?

Would still not do it, for the reason T00DEEPBLUE pointed out.


What if they were a whore in training and you were her first customer?
#18
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
What if they were a whore in training and you were her first customer?
Since when did you have to train to be a whore?
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#19
Quote by behind_you
She could get pregnant?

Would still not do it, for the reason T00DEEPBLUE pointed out.



Well ok, but in your post you said it's never justifiable to purchase a hooker's services. That's a little different from whether or not you, personally, would pay for them.
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#20
Quote by StewieSwan
Well ok, but in your post you said it's never justifiable to purchase a hooker's services. That's a little different from whether or not you, personally, would pay for them.
Yeah. I misinterpreted the first question in the OP.

My bad.
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#21
Quote by behind_you
Since when did you have to train to be a whore?


Well what if you aren't exactly the best fucker in town? Suppose they hire a girl that ends up having a weird twitch in her arm that can slap people. Suppose a girl's so worn down that she isn't even fun to be with. They need to look out for these things, you know, otherwise they can lose their money from all of the warranties.
#23
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Well what if you aren't exactly the best fucker in town? Suppose they hire a girl that ends up having a weird twitch in her arm that can slap people. Suppose a girl's so worn down that she isn't even fun to be with. They need to look out for these things, you know, otherwise they can lose their money from all of the warranties.
Well, I wouldn't want to have sex with a girl that has those kinds of problems.
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#24
Quote by behind_you
Well, I wouldn't want to have sex with a girl that has those kinds of problems.


And that's exactly why whores would have to be trained and surveyed before going into full time work.
#25
instead of hiring a hooker outright, id rather just go to a strip club, drop a bunch of money, then try to hang out with one of them after they get out of work. this would work for me because im sexy and down with doing drugs.
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#27
Quote by NoLaurelTree000
instead of hiring a hooker outright, id rather just go to a strip club, drop a bunch of money, then try to hang out with one of them after they get out of work. this would work for me because im sexy and down with doing drugs.


Have you never watched the wrestler?
They never mingle with customers outside the joint.
#28
Quote by due 07
Never justifiable.

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#29
Pagan_Poetry sounds like a dope ass pimp, all these whore regulations.
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#30
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
And that's exactly why whores would have to be trained and surveyed before going into full time work.
Excellent reasoning
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#33
Nah, i prefer the gentlemen way, use chloroform XD

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#34
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Have you never watched the wrestler?
They never mingle with customers outside the joint.


lol, yes they do.
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#35
Quote by moscaespañol
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It's immoral; sex industry is nasty; opening sex up to virulent market forces is inhumane and inevitably leads to the bad bad things the industry is rife with. Yep, even if prostitution was legalized, same shit would go down, so id really gaf whether or not it's legal; the only thing that separates prostitution from rape is $$$; Kathleen Hanna says so; it's fundamentally exploitative; it's a pretty dense, pure concentration of the commoditization of rape culture; blah blah blah other stuff erryone's gon' get mad at blah blah.
#36
Quote by due 07
the only thing that separates prostitution from rape is $$$
Not quite sure about that.
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#38
Quote by due 07
It's immoral; sex industry is nasty; opening sex up to virulent market forces is inhumane and inevitably leads to the bad bad things the industry is rife with. Yep, even if prostitution was legalized, same shit would go down, so id really gaf whether or not it's legal; the only thing that separates prostitution from rape is $$$; Kathleen Hanna says so; it's fundamentally exploitative; it's a pretty dense, pure concentration of the commoditization of rape culture; blah blah blah other stuff erryone's gon' get mad at blah blah.



You could say the same thing about employment and slavery.
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#39
Quote by due 07
It's immoral; sex industry is nasty; opening sex up to virulent market forces is inhumane and inevitably leads to the bad bad things the industry is rife with. Yep, even if prostitution was legalized, same shit would go down, so id really gaf whether or not it's legal; the only thing that separates prostitution from rape is $$$; Kathleen Hanna says so; it's fundamentally exploitative; it's a pretty dense, pure concentration of the commoditization of rape culture; blah blah blah other stuff erryone's gon' get mad at blah blah.




I mean, partly this, but more basically, I can barely conceive of having loveless sex - a one-night stand context would baffle me, let alone a mere transaction.
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